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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
requested Friday afternoon off, not sure why but shout out to past me

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1706366064102146536

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:



"I've had a beautiful life...."

lol

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Trump should post in TFR with that question like a normal person.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

piss guzzler 420 posted:

get his rear end gently caress him up

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

:kstare:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

UFOTacoMan posted:



"I've had a beautiful life...."

Budd!

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

mdemone posted:

I love that he thinks an intangible thing can be a financial asset

It's pretty much the basis for his entire tax strategy. Slap your name on the front of a building/property, claim it has an extremely inflated value due to the cache of your "brand", then when you sell it for much less than the valuation, claim it as a loss on your taxes. Then you can use those so-called "losses" to avoid paying millions of dollars of taxes.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Folks, please, please please please, get out of here, take your glasses....some are saying this will affect you, it will certainly affect me but they are saying it may affect you as well. Big Time Boom!
:smugdon:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

VideoKid posted:

it’s trump lol :chaostrump:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
a chud cousin of mine shot himself in the guts while cleaning his glock

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

buying a gun before doing any research on it whatsoever, as one does

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



president gloop

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

UFOTacoMan posted:



"I've had a beautiful life...."

who holds a gun like that???

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



skaboomizzy posted:

a chud cousin of mine shot himself in the guts while cleaning his glock

many su ch cases

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Justin Tyme posted:

They did this poo poo in Virginia and what ends up happening is the site just refuses service period since it's too big a hassle

living in va right now and lemme tell ya, thank god for VPNs

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

VideoKid posted:

who holds a gun like that???

someone who knows very much about guns, from the standpoint of safety

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!



the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Louisgod posted:

buying a gun before doing any research on it whatsoever, as one does

hello shopkeep, one "gun" please, whatever you recommend

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Jun 1, 2020

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the milk machine posted:

hello shopkeep, one "gun" please, whatever you recommend

trump's planning on killing himself if he's convicted, he doesn't care what gun it is unless it's shiny

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Is glock a good gun?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Large Testicles posted:

trump's planning on killing himself if he's convicted, he doesn't care what gun it is unless it's shiny

Putting $100 on trump commits suicide on predictit

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
GLOCK is austrian; austria has never produced anything bad or dangerous

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Large Testicles posted:

trump's planning on killing himself if he's convicted, he doesn't care what gun it is unless it's shiny

The trump with the golden gun

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Large Testicles posted:

trump's planning on killing himself if he's convicted, he doesn't care what gun it is unless it's shiny

narcissists are basically zero suicide risk. it's not even on their radar.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

UFOTacoMan posted:



"I've had a beautiful life...."



:yooge: YOU WANT TO PLAY ODDJOB? REALLY? I'VE COMPLETED CRADLE ON AGENT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS TOUGH GUY? YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE FURY AND FIRE UNLEASHED ON YOU LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, THIS DEVASTATION.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



lol amazing

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
My pre cog just told me that the Desantis murder weapon was just purchased by TRUMP

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

the milk machine posted:

hello shopkeep, one "gun" please, whatever you recommend

lol

and three, no... make it five, of your finest bullets. extra large.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Large Testicles posted:

trump's planning on killing himself if he's convicted, he doesn't care what gun it is unless it's shiny

*buys Klobb, unloads 13 bullets into skull only to take off one health bar*

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Slumfrog posted:

lol

and three, no... make it five, of your finest bullets. extra large.

:hmmyes:

Also do you have any reusable bullets? Trying to stay green with this thing

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
actually, I'll buy the whole magazine of bullets if that's easier

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/coldones/status/1705957381870612837?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Game recognize game

https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1706024865558299009

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

lmao @ santos still hanging on

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
:yooge: You disappoint me, Pompeo. A predator does not hate its prey.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




blessed by the king of the house

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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i dont think he should resign either, everyone already knows it's all a giant grift anyway

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)


dudes rock? do not rock?

superposition of both?

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