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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

ARMBAR A COP posted:

So are HHH and Steph separated or what

yep, you're free to make your move

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


4th inning

https://twitter.com/TheEnemiesPE3/status/1706463927989624832?s=20

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

gwaaaaah!!!! he said it. pop pop Pop pop. this is why we watch

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


those are the faces of cody parents

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

yep, you're free to make your move

It’s my time to play the game

MediaPlayerClassic
Aug 24, 2012

this guy's a heel right

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Maybe that kid is skipping school tomorrow but didn't have enough room to put "I'm skipping school tomorrow for Cody" on the sign. Just an idea. You never know what people are going through

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


I don't think any amount of education is gonna help a poor Cody mark anyways

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

MediaPlayerClassic posted:

this guy's a heel right

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

we’re so back

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I know people think baseball games are long with a lot of nothing happening but this is an insult to the sport

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

When did he switch from blonde to silver? It's not working in his favor.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Intruder posted:

I know people think baseball games are long with a lot of nothing happening but this is an insult to the sport

Someone get Roman Reigns on a pitch clock

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Majinfoose posted:

I don't think any amount of education is gonna help a poor Cody mark anyways

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

We're not in the third inning but now we're in a rain delay

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Cavauro posted:

gwaaaaah!!!! he said it. pop pop Pop pop. this is why we watch

Didn't watch, what did he say?

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Come on kid, you should have at least intentionally misspelt something on your sign for the funnies. :rolleyes:

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Given the new owners of WWE you just know if Roman does get injured they're just gonna make an interim title for Roman to win he gets healthy

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Roman belt, in the vein of the Bray Wyatt Necronomicon belt.

Roman’s face emblazoned on the front of said title belt, lookin’ like of the evil soul trees from Mortal Kombat II.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Gonz posted:

The Roman belt, in the vein of the Bray Wyatt Necronomicon belt.

Roman’s face emblazoned on the front of said title belt, lookin’ like of the evil soul trees from Mortal Kombat II.



I want to see them try to somehow tie his Samoan heritage to Ancient Rome because of his first name and put that on a belt.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Grendels Dad posted:

I want to see them try to somehow tie his Samoan heritage to Ancient Rome because of his first name and put that on a belt.

The SPQR Championship. Kids love Imperial Rome. They’ll sell merch hand over fist.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Gonz posted:

The SPQR Championship. Kids love Imperial Rome. They’ll sell merch hand over fist.

This was posted in the Funny Pictures thread recently and I love it dearly



Wwe should do something like that.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Grendels Dad posted:

This was posted in the Funny Pictures thread recently and I love it dearly



Wwe should do something like that.

Look Rhea can only be in one faction.

fizzy
Dec 2, 2022

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Good news for posters seeking a refreshing new title for this thread - "WWF: Wedding ring time for Hogan" would make an excellent new title for this thread.


https://people.com/hulk-hogan-marries-girlfriend-sky-daly-florida-7973944

Hulk Hogan Marries Sky Daily in Florida Months After Revealing Engagement
By Erin Clack
Published on September 23, 2023
09:20PM EDT

Hulk Hogan is married!

The retired WWE star, 70, tied the knot with Sky Daily in a small ceremony on Friday in Clearwater, Florida, according to TMZ.

In photos obtained by the outlet, Hogan and his new bride posed for photos together after the ceremony, with him in a simple black tuxedo and a black version of his signature head bandana and Daily, 45, in a glittery white strapless gown with a sweetheart neckline and a lace train.

Reps for Hogan did not immediately respond to PEOPLE's request for comment on Saturday.

Hogan revealed his engagement to Daily, a yoga instructor, in July while giving a speech at the wedding of their mutual friends, Corin Nemec and Sabrina Nova.

“I asked Sky to marry me, and she was crazy enough to say yes, brother,” Hogan said in a now-deleted video of the speech that was originally shared on Instagram, according to CNN and the Los Angeles Times.

The former pro wrestler, whose real name is Terry Bollea, told wedding guests that he met Daily after buying her a drink during a night out with Nova, who later encouraged him to ask her out on an official date.

Hogan posted a rare picture of himself and Daily on Instagram last month in honor of his birthday. "70 years young and happier than I’ve ever been! Brother!" he wrote, alongside a snapshot of the couple posing together on a red velvet couch.

He also shared a video of Daily leading him into what appeared to be a surprise party for the milestone birthday. "Life just keeps on getting better and better! Jumping on another lightning bolt at 70!" he declared in the accompanying caption.

In late June, prior to popping the question to Daily, Hogan posted a touching tribute on Instagram to his then-girlfriend. "Beach day with my Sky Baby, it always seems just perfect, like she’s always been here, Sky Baby 4Life One Love HH," he wrote, sharing a snapshot of the pair posing in neon-colored swimsuits on the beach.

This marks Hogan's third marriage. He and first wife Linda Hogan were married from 1983 to 2009 and share two children, Brooke, 35, and Nick, 33. He then wed Jennifer McDaniel in 2010, but filed for divorce in October 2021.

Hogan — who retired from the WWE in 2021 — recently opened up about how he was embracing a healthier mindset ahead of turning 70. In a Men’s Health “Gym & Fridge” video in July, he revealed that he had quit drinking and cleaned up his diet.

“I don’t drink alcohol at all,” he said, recalling his WWE days when he would routinely down “probably 12 Miller Lites” after a bout in the ring.

“It got to be a way to numb me a little bit, because I had a bunch of crazy business problems and personal stuff going on,” he explained of the excessive drinking. “And I caught myself after I would train, getting too aggressive with alcohol. So I just had to stop it.”

He shared that he now sticks to water and eats organic foods, admitting that he was never properly “educated in terms of quality of food” when he was younger.

With the changes, he managed to shed 40 pounds, which has helped alleviate some of the stress on his body and pain he's experienced in the wake of "25 or 26 surgeries … over a 10- or 12-year period" to address injuries from his decades of wrestling.

"I changed my whole lifestyle because at the time, being in so much pain and getting older and older I couldn’t carry that much weight. When you are sedentary and not wrestling or moving every night, it’s easy to put weight on," Hogan explained. "So, I decided to drop weight and get down to about 265. Actually, the last time I weighed 265 was in ninth grade.”

The healthier habits have given him a new lease on life. “I feel great ya know,” he told the outlet. “Without all the other extra stuff, you actually feel alive, because a little bit of pain makes you know you are alive.”

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Wow after all he’s been through he fell in love with a tabloid

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

hulk's new wife is a scientologist, in a year he'll be leg dropping xenu at wrestlemania 40, brother

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

now we finally get to see which is more powerful, the hollywood cultists or the hulksters creative freedom

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/hulkhogan/status/218666019475034112?s=46&t=qMC4CWrJTLL6muchfMx13w

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
In which the Hulkster cuts a completely unhinged promo against psychiatry.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
I'm not sure what's funnier. The fact he announced the engagement in a speech at someone else's wedding, or this

"posted a touching tribute on Instagram to his then-girlfriend. "Beach day with my Sky Baby, it always seems just perfect, like she’s always been here, Sky Baby 4Life One Love HH," he wrote"


So touching :swoon:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


all-timer tweeter

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Joey McChrist posted:

now we finally get to see which is more powerful, the hollywood cultists or the hulksters creative freedom

he'll be going over tom cruise in the next mission impossible movie

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

I'm not sure what's funnier. The fact he announced the engagement in a speech at someone else's wedding, or this

"posted a touching tribute on Instagram to his then-girlfriend. "Beach day with my Sky Baby, it always seems just perfect, like she’s always been here, Sky Baby 4Life One Love HH," he wrote"


So touching :swoon:

It's Brooke no-showing https://www.f4wonline.com/news/other-wrestling/brooke-hogan-explains-why-she-didnt-attend-hulk-hogans-third-wedding

quote:

For my own journey to healing and happiness, I have chosen to create some distance between myself and my family, and am focusing on people and things that heal my heart and align with my own personal beliefs, goals, and values.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

zetamind2000 posted:

hulk's new wife is a scientologist, in a year he'll be leg dropping xenu at wrestlemania 40, brother

I mean the wedding happened in Clearwater so I'm guessing they've already got him. Straight from the ceremony to the audit session, dude. Hulker breaking multiple E-Meters because he thinks they're strength-training devices.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Wasn’t his second wife one of Brooke’s friends?

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Wasn’t his second wife one of Brooke’s friends?

Friend, Doppelgänger, same difference.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Grendels Dad posted:

Didn't watch, what did he say?

Third inning.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Cody’s teaching us the finer points of America’s pastime.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://x.com/WWE/status/1706671832294645872?s=20

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


hell yeah!!!

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