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Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

Paladinus posted:

What are those cans for?

Obviously she's cantering.

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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

OwlFancier posted:

Why does the fake horse need a tail?

to cover up its fake butthole

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Tobermory posted:

Obviously she's cantering.

:dawkins101:

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Tobermory posted:

Obviously she's cantering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTMqcQ73FAw

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Tobermory posted:

Obviously she's cantering.

:perfect:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

OwlFancier posted:

Why does the fake horse need a tail?

Keeps the flies off.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Platystemon posted:

Keeps the fake flies off.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Is it normal for one root ball to be lower than the other?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Thats where the sticky sap is stored.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Tree is stored on the balls

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Plants are perverts and frequently practice selfcest.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Platystemon posted:

Plants are perverts and frequently practice selfcest.

what's their posting name?

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




RFC2324 posted:

what's their posting name?

Pervert Plant Selfcest

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


there is already a word for this and it is "masturbation"

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




OwlFancier posted:

there is already a word for this and it is "masturbation"

Ok, grandpa. There's also the term "sin of Onan"

Get with the times.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
there's a town called Onancock not far from where I live

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

It's a scam, you can only rent'em there

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

OwlFancier posted:

there is already a word for this and it is "masturbation"

I would argue that the word “masturbation” is insufficient for lifeforms that have a full complement of genitals, who can and do impregnate themselves.

In botany they usually just call it “self pollination”, but “autogamist” is an O.K. word that can be used sparingly.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Sep 26, 2023

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

make like an autogamist and go gently caress yourself

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Platystemon posted:

I would argue that the word “masturbation” is insufficient for lifeforms that have a full complement of genitals, who can and do impregnate themselves.

I instead propose that this be referred to as "masturbation to completion" in an effort to combat anthropocentrism and adjust naming of all other practices accordingly. The plant has clearly set the boundary of competence.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Reading my Sister in sweden like my brother in christ

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

If it's weeping I think you need to see a doctor.

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Elviscat posted:

If it's weeping I think you need to see a doctor.

Weeping rear end Pussy

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I look at you all
See the love there that's sleeping
While my vulva gently weeps

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
*the most epic Prince solo*

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Zetsubou-san posted:

*the most epic Prince Albert solo*

FTFY

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Elviscat posted:

If it's weeping I think you need to see a doctor.

Ben Shapiros wife account spotted.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Platystemon posted:

I would argue that the word “masturbation” is insufficient for lifeforms that have a full complement of genitals, who can and do impregnate themselves.

In botany they usually just call it “self pollination”, but “autogamist” is an O.K. word that can be used sparingly.

Marilyn Manson got a rib removed just so he could suck his own dick.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
His shin removed, so he could kick his rear end.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lmao

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Severe cranial trauma is indeed NWS

RIP that guy's head

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

maybealabia posted:

RIP that guy's head

Looks like someone already did.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

ZixTheYeti posted:

Looks like someone already did.

Always has been

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




That would make a great mask

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Edraculate

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Snowy posted:

That would make a great mask
I think we can do it with some simple facial appliques. Call me if you want me to help with the make up :wink:

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