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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


they call them the Schoolstaffel

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piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

new kind of cat posted:

gently caress poo poo pissss

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

what the fucks Covid shut up who cares

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

JoeBangles posted:

I have a picture of the whole loaf, but I work for one of the most evil US companies around. They would gently caress me up if they knew I just gave out a recipe online for free.

copyright law around recipes for food are extremely weak.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Harton posted:

be swimming in 60 year old ladies

rename Harton to midwest GILF magnet

quote this if you agree

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I will die alone WITH covid, not FROM covid!

You're never alone when you have COVID by your side!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Buddykins posted:

if the next poster to post is a poster i like, i'll text this girl that i'm fairly sure is mad at me "donald trump won the 2020 election"

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

emfive posted:

copyright law around recipes for food are extremely weak.

You don't know what these people are capable of. We're talking buildings inside of buildings kind of poo poo.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

JoeBangles posted:

You don't know what these people are capable of. We're talking buildings inside of buildings kind of poo poo.

....NASA?!?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Harton posted:

be swimming in 60 year old ladies

Good advice

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Post the bread JoeBangles...

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

JoeBangles posted:

You don't know what these people are capable of. We're talking buildings inside of buildings kind of poo poo.

The people at America's Test Kitchen seem so nice though.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Dog Faced JoJo posted:

You're never alone when you have COVID by your side!

I can feel it in my heart...

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

lol

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

neutral milf hotel posted:

rename Harton to midwest GILF magnet

quote this if you agree

:hmmyes:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
covid-19 over af
price is right brought back their regular studio audience we donesies
see you at covid-23

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

neutral milf hotel posted:

rename Harton to midwest GILF magnet

quote this if you agree

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

why is the bassist barefoot

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

euphronius posted:

why is the bassist barefoot

Bassists are typically disgusting people.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Spaced God posted:

My big hobby is photography but I'm bad at talking to people

Anyways I'll go spend $20 so I'm not spending a Saturday on here with you fuckers

It's not just you, most people are pretty bad at talking to strangers. Once you realize they're probably having a hard time too, it gets a little easier. When I figured this out, I realized that you can just sort of skip the "where do you work, oh wow I don't know anything about that" part and just introduce a topic that might be interesting or funny, and then you can ask questions and build on jokes and stuff and pretty soon you might have a good conversation going

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
talk about the roman empire

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

19 o'clock posted:

talk about the roman empire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgdbE-1uEqw

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Like TRUMP says, "Conversation is a game of circles."

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Lol

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Joe Biden’s draconian and indefensible Electric Vehicle mandate will annihilate the U.S. auto industry and cost countless thousands of autoworkers their jobs. The only thing Biden could say today that would help the striking autoworkers is to announce the immediate termination of his ridiculous mandate. Anything else is just a feeble and insulting attempt to distract American labor from this vicious Biden betrayal. Crooked Joe should be ashamed to show his face before these hardworking Americans he is stabbing in the back. With Biden, it doesn’t matter what hourly wages they get, in three years there will be no autoworker jobs as they will all come out of China and other countries. With me, there will be jobs and wages like you’ve never seen before. Our economy will grow!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Yayyy Roman empire chat

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Lux Anima posted:

an apparently-failed attempt at an irreverent reply to this image

of a militant angry person making violent threats in public with their vehicle, almost like some f-d up suicidal song-and-dance

lol I'm irritable as hell this morning what is wrong w me

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

CODChimera posted:

just accept that ur gonna die alone, probably from covid

if you die WITH covid you're not really alone, are you

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

tacodaemon posted:

lol I'm irritable as hell this morning what is wrong w me
I might be sleepy ATM but I am not so sleepy that I'd let myself go to bed knowing someone was out there still upset with me because of some meme-tier crap I reposted
You are fine, TD! thanks for expressing yourself and working with me :h:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

19 o'clock posted:

talk about the roman empire

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCMy6kq5ZA0

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

tacodaemon posted:

lol I'm irritable as hell this morning what is wrong w me

Dr. Hans prescribes a pun injection

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1706325307261628488

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

19 o'clock posted:

talk about the roman empire

We have found little toy gladiators that even have like accessories and articulated limbs so it's very funny that somewhere Roman parents were yelling at their kid for breaking another Crixus toy or for losing the helmet and asking for a new one.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Lux Anima posted:

I might be sleepy ATM but I am not so sleepy that I'd let myself go to bed knowing someone was out there still upset with me because of some meme-tier crap I reposted
You are fine, TD! thanks for expressing yourself and working with me :h:

yeah nobody likes it when you reply to a post with an irreverent tweet

on a completely unrelated note,

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1706249521880002874

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

WoodrowSkillson posted:

We have found little toy gladiators that even have like accessories and articulated limbs so it's very funny that somewhere Roman parents were yelling at their kid for breaking another Crixus toy or for losing the helmet and asking for a new one.

apparently Romans were really into dick graffiti

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1706457921926668674

CaptainBeefart posted:

Yayyy Roman empire chat

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

euphronius posted:

why is the bassist barefoot

drummer is in his socks

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Bassists are typically disgusting people.

is Flea the exception that proves the rule

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1706443119611277428

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

I usually go for cool shoes

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

The Nastier Nate posted:

covid-19 over af
price is right brought back their regular studio audience we donesies
see you at covid-23

this canine pun goes out to my dawg The Nastier Nate

https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1706675211557286225

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