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DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Al! posted:

ellie: bibi bi!!

ellie: bibi bi bibibibi...... bibibibi bi bibibi bi bibi bi???

joel [sighing]: da dadada da da.... dadada da.. dadada da. dadada da da da dadadada... da da. dadada. da!

ellie: ......bi......

[ellie, realizing that joel may not be the knight in shining armor she saw him as, looks off into the disrance]

Lol Ellie speaking in rhymes like Grunty

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Farg posted:

I wanna see the British egg man

It starts here with a discussion of some Brit who did a Sonic and goes downhill pretty quickly.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009

lol fucks sake

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012


hahahaha it's the loving McElroy avatar

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Psycho Landlord
Oct 10, 2012

What are you gonna do, dance with me?

Actually not the brit I thought it would be lmao

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

takes while to get going but this sums it up

Mr Phillby posted:

A british man dared make a technically impresive but overal mediocre sonic game in the 90s. Now us brits must be put in our place because the egg wore the racist hat.

flavor.flv posted:

You deserve to be put in your place for a lot more than that

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the egg is very racist

Radia
Jul 14, 2021

And someday, together.. We'll shine.
yeah i was about to whine that it was boring before i found out it continues past the first page

very good. very good....

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
all cause of this lmao

DoctorWhat posted:

All this technology and know-how wasted on dogshit puzzle platformers where you tell a racist egg to jump by hitting up on your joystick

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

could someone post the avatar in question? I can't see it and assume I adblocked it a while ago

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spanish Manlove posted:

could someone post the avatar in question? I can't see it and assume I adblocked it a while ago

It's pretty much this:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Spanish Manlove posted:

could someone post the avatar in question? I can't see it and assume I adblocked it a while ago



:q:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
yeah I adblocked it a while ago lol

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
reading the thread led me to this poster

Pastamania posted:

Shockingly, people don't really like randomly being called racist paedophiles because of their nationality.

This is a really obvious concept that anyone who's got the most basic social skills understands. like I set my bar real low and goons still cant clear it.
who seemed oddly familiar and then I remember they ran into a GBS thread to tell everyone desperate for work that all they need to do is get a job in digital marketing and mocked artists for having side hustles drawing erotica

Pastamania posted:

I'm starting to think the average GBS poster might not be the best route for career advice. Draw loving #branded #content for people who have budgets slightly beyond Mario Udder kink worth at a maximum $50. What the gently caress?

No wonder D&D is so full of angry young men if this is the sort of absolutely loving mental career advice goons believe .

Pastamania posted:

Most people don't need to draw anime My Little Pony porn to pay the rent. I know, 'goons' and all, but shocker! Most don't actually need to visualise a magical pony's stardust encrusted wang to make a living! Most of us just choose a colour scheme for a powerpoint deck or whatever, and then get to feed our kids.

Seriously this is such a spectacularly loving dangerously awful post it's like everything wrong with the entire loving internet in one sentence. It's mind bogglingly awful. If the absolute zenith of your career, where you draw for Nickelodeon, Netflix, and whatever the gently caress a Titmouse is means competing with OF for wankmoney.......I do some powerpoints. Occasionally a client doesn't like what I say. K. Did my bit.

If you are raising a kid, and your still all 'I want to draw the cartoons!!!' gently caress you it's not about you grow the gently caress up and get a job.

And for the love of gently caress don't take any advice from someone who

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
you can make some decent money if you are willing to draw dicks...

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Funky Valentine posted:

Having a meltdown over your favorite mascot platformer is incredibly on-brand for a thread about Sonic the Hedgehog tbf.

ArfJason posted:

using the worst controls god has ever imagined to command dizzy egg to commit heinous hate crimes (british cuisine)

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Al! posted:

ellie: bibi bi!!

ellie: bibi bi bibibibi...... bibibibi bi bibibi bi bibi bi???

joel [sighing]: da dadada da da.... dadada da.. dadada da. dadada da da da dadadada... da da. dadada. da!

ellie: ......bi......

[ellie, realizing that joel may not be the knight in shining armor she saw him as, looks off into the disrance]

lol

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Pastamania posted:

Mario Udder kink worth at a maximum $50. What the gently caress?

Perverts of that caliber would pay a kings ransom for that, fifty dollars lmao yeah right buddy

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
if you are willing to draw gross fetishes you can make several hundred per commission easy

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
stupid noobs

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005


lol

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

besmirching the good name of the british empire in this most sacred of places, the sonic megathread

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Al! posted:

ellie: bibi bi!!

ellie: bibi bi bibibibi...... bibibibi bi bibibi bi bibi bi???

joel [sighing]: da dadada da da.... dadada da.. dadada da. dadada da da da dadadada... da da. dadada. da!

ellie: ......bi......

[ellie, realizing that joel may not be the knight in shining armor she saw him as, looks off into the disrance]

(player thinks, sombrely) dadadadada

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

ArfJason posted:

how can some people spend quite literally 13 years on this website and not tell when someone is talking poo poo in the most exaggerated and outreageous manner about the population of the uk by proxy of a middling but technically impressive platformer from the 80s, and that it is facetious and absolutely ridiculous with no basis on reality. like i set my bar real low and goons still cant clear it

lmao pro click

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I sincerely believe Dizzy is racist, specifically as a result of being br*tish

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

kate bush is the same person as hitler. england, sort out your poo poo

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


very risky blowjob posted:

kate bush is the same person as hitler. england, sort out your poo poo

Runnin up that Heil

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

Ammat The Ankh posted:

lmao pro click

lmfao

very risky blowjob
Sep 27, 2015

the collective history of the british isles has never produced and will never produce anything that is more useful to society than t.i.'s extremely homophobic "99 problems" freestyle

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

[solmnly bowing head] They Have Cancelled Our Egg.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You are simply emboldening the egg. For your insolence, it will steal your national treasures and make you drink tea with milk. Don't forget that the egg can jump.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
our eggs wore hats while yours dance around fires

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be
I had treasure island dizzy on a weird Quatro Adventure nes cart. It boggled me with its European sensibilities

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Half of Dracula posted:

I had treasure island dizzy on a weird Quatro Adventure nes cart. It boggled me with its European sensibilities

the angry video game nerd played them and called them rear end

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
touch dizzy, get fuzzy. you dig?

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

you must kill the egg in your head

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

very risky blowjob posted:

kate bush is the same person as hitler. england, sort out your poo poo

Learning this really changes the tone of those posts about cupping Hitler's tits and rear end.

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DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Sonic is racist

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