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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Hyperlynx posted:

Ok.

This morning I was woken up an hour before my alarm by the yowling of one of my cats. So I got up to see what his deal was and it turns out he had bad gas. Fart, fart, fart, fart. I tried to go back to bed and he yowled again, so I just had to sit on the bathroom floor with him while he farted and comfort him.

:nms:Some of the farts were wet and spluttery. Some of the fluid got on my arm.:nms: Somehow it didn't smell like poo poo, though, which is nice I guess, if confusing.

One of my cats did that, like, 2 decades ago after I started treating the other 2 cats for colitis, since I didn’t think it was Pook. He came into the office, yowled really loud, then liquid started fountaining out of his butt. I felt really bad for him. Poor cat was all,”Make it stop!”

He was probably baffled that I couldn’t figure out he was the one having issues from the puddles of poo I had been cleaning up in the cat room.

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GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
And people say they don't want to get birds because "they poo poo everywhere"

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


GotLag posted:

And people say they don't want to get birds because "they poo poo everywhere"

Bird's default is poo poo everywhere. For cat's it's a special day.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

caspergers posted:

I was thinking there should be a fifth up there but realized there probably was and she hurt herself and had to be dragged offstage

lol, close. She injured her leg earlier in the tour so she mostly sat on a stool to the side and sang her parts during the songs with intense dancing.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Everyone knows that the proper way to eat an avocado is to boof it

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Remulak posted:

Before Covid, I liked IPAs

Now they’re all I drink, nothing else even has taste.

Right?

I want to drink bud light out of spite though.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Scratch Monkey posted:

Everyone knows that the proper way to eat an avocado is to boof it

Whole?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Then spit out the pit. Hell of a party trick.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Brawnfire posted:

Then spit out the pit. Hell of a party trick.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/bCaizzZ.mp4

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
This is the only reason why Oregon isn't more of a threat to the world.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Nenonen posted:

This is the only reason why Oregon isn't more of a threat to the world.

I think I know where that is and if I'm right it's always like that even when it was 100% attended

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
lol i remember years ago driving through oregon for the first time unaware of this and the guy running out to stop me from blowing up the whole gas station by pumping my own gas

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


This looks like a Costco station, which are also known to be overcrowded because they usually have cheaper gas for their area.

And :lol: but yeah they'll all adjust in a few weeks save the absolute dumbest. Those ones will produce the best content.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

new jersey stays strong :italy:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

CainFortea posted:

Bird's default is poo poo everywhere. For cat's it's a special day.

For you, the day you became a poo poo fountain that left puddles everywhere was a memorable day, but for birds, it was Tuesday. :shrug:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1ls0qQSnH1r0uzl6.mp4

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
https://i.imgur.com/AJtR1Vu.mp4

Hell yeah lol

And $.33 a gallon good lord

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


caspergers posted:

I've always loved IPA but they're way oversaturated, as other goons have said. I'd like at least to find a decent pilsner tallboy but I can't think of any good micro pilsners with good distribution, except for maybe Boston Lager and Founder's Solid Gold. I'd like to see more singles of the former, and a lot of places at the height of Founders popularity were selling talls of Solid Gold. Guess most people these days just feel like lagers aren't enough, but trust me, with age, you're gonna be drinking pilsners. I used to hate pilsner but now it's all I drink because its malt and hop characters are so subtle that they're very appreciated. Get any lager you can out of Louisville KY because they're great. I also enjoy me a good Carlsburg now and again

preach

there's something like 26 craft breweries in my town (home of new belgium) and I'm sick to the teeth of menus with 8 pretentiously named unfiltered IPAs that are just wheelbarrows of hops covering up a boring flavor profile. we have a couple more traditional breweries that take great care making good pilseners, kolsch, helles, etc., though.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

holtemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/AJtR1Vu.mp4

Hell yeah lol

And $.33 a gallon good lord

God dammit I was just about to post this lol.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/H4oInE8.mp4

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

holtemon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/AJtR1Vu.mp4

Hell yeah lol

And $.33 a gallon good lord

Was about to post that as well so instead

:lol:

das hipster
Mar 7, 2005

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

preach

there's something like 26 craft breweries in my town (home of new belgium) and I'm sick to the teeth of menus with 8 pretentiously named unfiltered IPAs that are just wheelbarrows of hops covering up a boring flavor profile. we have a couple more traditional breweries that take great care making good pilseners, kolsch, helles, etc., though.

The only thing worse than drinking an IPA is listening to people talk about drinking IPA's

https://i.imgur.com/On1q2L7.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/TAlD3A5.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/RdR9jxT.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/Ee3m52i.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/i1fFB9B.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

you know by all the bud light and lunchables that that was a shart.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Canada producing some good schadenfreude in the last couple of days, a tale in three headlines







:getin:
maybe Canada will get rid of the multiple Nazi monuments they've got too, finally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV2UC355o00

ekuNNN has a new favorite as of 21:56 on Sep 26, 2023

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I ate a whole jalapeńo from my garden. You might be thinking “where’s the schad in eating a delicious jalapeńo?” And I would normally agree because they aren’t very spicy to me anymore but this one was at least as painful as most habaneros I have eaten and I don’t know why. Plus it was huge so even with my giant mouth I was chewing it for like a solid minute. Pain all the way down my throat.

I swear it’s giving me a head high and numbing off my teeth and the roof of my mouth.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

derp posted:

lol i remember years ago driving through oregon for the first time unaware of this and the guy running out to stop me from blowing up the whole gas station by pumping my own gas

haha

in oregon now you can pump your own gas

new jersey is lacking behind

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Yes I really like this change. Most the places that I fill up at have half the pumps open to pump yourself and the other half have attendants.

Since I actually can't put my own gas this means I hardly ever have to wait anymore

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1706777915516715084

Content: Fox News tries to do a scare piece about "drug use! crime! you'll be mugged!" and interview people on the streets with the SCARY FACTS. No one buys it and the reporter eventually gets to a lady who just mocks him to his face and bullies him mercilessly for being a shithead.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

new jersey is lacking behind

Flat rear end?

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Brawnfire posted:

Flat rear end?

it is full of italians

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1706777915516715084

Content: Fox News tries to do a scare piece about "drug use! crime! you'll be mugged!" and interview people on the streets with the SCARY FACTS. No one buys it and the reporter eventually gets to a lady who just mocks him to his face and bullies him mercilessly for being a shithead.

loll it must be a thing on right wing tv to try to paint seattle as some crime hot spot for some reason? I've had coworkers (i work remote in a company with people from all over) ask me 'aren't you scared to live in seattle??' and i was just baffled where that idea comes from lol, never experienced crime in my life.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


PurpleXVI posted:

https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1706777915516715084

Content: Fox News tries to do a scare piece about "drug use! crime! you'll be mugged!" and interview people on the streets with the SCARY FACTS. No one buys it and the reporter eventually gets to a lady who just mocks him to his face and bullies him mercilessly for being a shithead.

Why did they air this?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Why did they air this?

the Fox NewsCorp enterprise relies on attention, positive or negative, like an abused 8 year-old

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Why did they air this?

it doesn't matter what they show, they'll just tell their audience what to think about it after and it'll work every time

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
My wife and I spent a few days in Chicago, and my mother called everyday asking if we were safe. Fox has them believing that Chicago is basically an active war zone.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”

derp posted:

loll it must be a thing on right wing tv to try to paint seattle as some crime hot spot for some reason? I've had coworkers (i work remote in a company with people from all over) ask me 'aren't you scared to live in seattle??' and i was just baffled where that idea comes from lol, never experienced crime in my life.

My mom believes poo poo like this about lots of big cities, west coast ones like San Francisco in particular. But since I live in Seattle and she's been here so many times and knows the city so well now, she loves Seattle.

I get it a lot too when I travel though, people always mystified why I would want to live in some "hellscape" like Seattle. Best place I've ever lived.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Friends of mine from FL visited me in NYC and they really had bought into all the bullshit and I was like lol every city in FL is way, way, way more dangerous

It took a couple days but they came around to believing their own drat eyes

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Why did they air this?

Because their suburban viewership has never actually witnessed human suffering and assume anyone of lesser socioeconomic status than a Kroger cashier to be a marauder willing to cut the rings from your fingers.

Seriously, I've never felt truly endangered in the downtown of any large city, even when people are nodding off with needles in their arms and living in tents, but a small town truck stop? gently caress, in and out, mind my p's and q's.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

cult_hero posted:

Because their suburban viewership has never actually witnessed human suffering and assume anyone of lesser socioeconomic status than a Kroger cashier to be a marauder willing to cut the rings from your fingers.

Seriously, I've never felt truly endangered in the downtown of any large city, even when people are nodding off with needles in their arms and living in tents, but a small town truck stop? gently caress, in and out, mind my p's and q's.

I used to do volunteer work at a pay by donation restaurant that had homeless addicts sitting side by side with people who thought it was a really good idea to eat at a pay by donation restaurant but the roughest place they'd ever eaten was their private school cafeteria. Watching their faces as someone nodded off on the table next to them was always fun. Someone going on the nod isn't going to bother you, they're really not going to do much at all.

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