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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


His lips and face are always swollen because he refuses to stop trying to eat bee pie and angering the bees

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

I wouldnt be shocked if he got a minor name change knowing this company and Juniors

Brian Pillboy (alternatively, Pillchild)

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




He’s gonna be BP2 and I look forward to his weird terrible future attempt at starting a company

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

STONE COLD 64 posted:

Maybe they really do just call him beepie lol

Beepie Jay, Anna Jay's kayfabe brother

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



History Comes Inside! posted:

He’s gonna be BP2 and I look forward to his weird terrible future attempt at starting a company

It's still absolutely baffling to me that they signed EC3 and made zero attempt at actually keeping his character outside of "rich heel". They didn't even call him Ethan Helmsley or anything. Truly bizarre decision.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

JethroMcB posted:

Brian Pillboy (alternatively, Pillchild)

Stable with Pillboi and Donkey Doug

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Alaois posted:

Beepie Jay, Anna Jay's kayfabe brother

BPJ, the AU TJP.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BPJ looks almost exactly like his dad but that's all he has going.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Codependent Poster posted:

BPJ looks almost exactly like his dad but that's all he has going.

BPJ looks more like Keefe from Righteous Gemstones than his dad

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Ganso Bomb posted:

BPJ looks more like Keefe from Righteous Gemstones than his dad

lol he does

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

If he can do something in NXT/WWE then good for him.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

History Comes Inside! posted:

He’s gonna be BP2 and I look forward to his weird terrible future attempt at starting a company

Pillman 2nyer

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Gar Griffinson?

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Testekill posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1706850603752661471

The fact that there are people in the replies excited about the WWE signing Brian Pillman Jr baffles me. This is all just an attempt to own AEW for firing a totally can't miss star and not a jobber right?

Of course. Just like Gareth and all the other complete fuckwads becoming huge Jade fans the second she signed with WWE. Before that she was the embodiment of everything wrong with pro wrestling.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/WrestleOps/status/1706775375789842699

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


She hates having MCLs

Lucifunk
Nov 11, 2005

Ganso Bomb posted:

BPJ looks more like Keefe from Righteous Gemstones than his dad

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

idk why its funny to me but i'm lolling at them poorly editing the videos onto Beepie's CRT

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



JUNGLE BOY posted:

idk why its funny to me but i'm lolling at them poorly editing the videos onto Beepie's CRT

They could have bought an RF modulator for like $15 at Wal-Mart and had a completely authentic image that looked great it's very very funny

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Would you spend $15 on beepie

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




History Comes Inside! posted:

Would you spend $15 on beepie

on an nxt contract they'll be paying him nearly 10x that amount

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012




bryan danielson in the flippin dirt!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Suplex Liberace posted:

bryan danielson in the flippin dirt!

to betray him like this, after that one poster imagined him giving her a big speech and reading oh the places you'll go to her.....

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


History Comes Inside! posted:

He’s gonna be BP2 and I look forward to his weird terrible future attempt at starting a company

BP2, where we honor a beloved performer who died too young by throwing the legacy onto someone with problematic views. This tracks.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
The Loose Canon Louis Cannon

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

his name will be beepie jr. and he'll come out in a beanie with a propeller on it

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


"No Gimmicks Needed" BeePee the Samurai

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
He’ll be an android math teacher and Vince will be very proud of himself that he came up with such a gimmick that couldn’t possibly fail.

He’ll feud with Bron Breakker, who insists that his math is “off”.

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



That DICK! posted:

to betray him like this, after that one poster imagined him giving her a big speech and reading oh the places you'll go to her.....

i didnt know you imagined that, sounds pretty wholesome and sweet.

When are they going to bring in more of Romans Family to the Bloodline. I demand the return of the samoan swat team

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

They'll call him Brian Pillman the Second because Vince hates 'Jr' but can't hide the fact that he employed the original Brian Pillman.
Commentary will call him 'Beepie" or even better, "Bepis"

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

He’s gonna be Flyin’ B and he’ll team up with Chad Gable after they rename him Shorty G again

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




Uh huh. Well I hope it works out for you.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Uh huh. Well I hope it works out for you.

Jade's ready to take things* to the "NeXT" level**







(*her knees)
(**of knee replacements)

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

the anti-WWE drones are getting SO tiresome

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Ganso Bomb posted:

He’s gonna be Flyin’ B and he’ll team up with Chad Gable after they rename him Shorty G again

They're pushing him as the son of Famous B?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

My wife found this on reddit and sent it to me and I am laughing

Paul Heyman was on a podcast with Rick Rubin and they were talking about Undertaker and the streak. They both acknowledge it was the right move in having Brock end it and he becomes that final boss, but Rick asked Paul if there was talk of anyone else ending the streak and inheriting the prestige that comes with it. Apparently there was consideration of it being CM Punk. Summarizing what Paul said is that it would have been the right move at the time, and Mark(Undertaker) and Vince was open to the idea for CM Punk the character to end the streak but not open to the idea for Phillip Brooks the man to have that accolade

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Ganso Bomb posted:

He’s gonna be Flyin’ B and he’ll team up with Chad Gable after they rename him Shorty G again

Gonna form the first intergender tag team with Jade Cargill, and they will only refer to themselves as "This B" and "That B".

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jade Cargill: I'm really excited to move on to a new stage of my career and all of the things my new workplace can do for me. :)
AEW Freakazoids: Mm. Ah. Mmm. Interesting. Well. A devastating career shortening and life-affecting injury ought to sort THIS out.

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Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

MJeff posted:

Jade Cargill: I'm really excited to move on to a new stage of my career and all of the things my new workplace can do for me. :)
AEW Freakazoids: Mm. Ah. Mmm. Interesting. Well. A devastating career shortening and life-affecting injury ought to sort THIS out.

Hmm hmm very disingenuous and factually incorrect

Please do better

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