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Wingnut Ninja posted:Leave a few barrels of JP8 underneath a big box propped up with a stick. It's a marine f-35 so it's got to be just a barrel with "JP8" written in the side in crayon
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Scratch Monkey posted:Guyz seriously what is an “aesthetic video”? HONOR COURAGE COMMITMENT
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Has anyone made a fake eBay listing for an F-35? Edit: If I've learned anything from the military, we can expect at least one helicopter crash/~2-15 more deaths in the search. vvvv LOLOLOLOL Gorilla Radio fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Sep 18, 2023 |
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Sep 18, 2023 22:29
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https://charleston.craigslist.org/avo/d/mount-pleasant-supersonic-vtol-like-new/7667184419.html
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There's a marine corps anthem parody begging to be written in light of the missing Panther but I'm skosh on time right now.
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Sep 18, 2023 22:52
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Stravag posted:https://charleston.craigslist.org/avo/d/mount-pleasant-supersonic-vtol-like-new/7667184419.html 
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Stravag posted:https://charleston.craigslist.org/avo/d/mount-pleasant-supersonic-vtol-like-new/7667184419.html ahahahaah
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Stravag posted:https://charleston.craigslist.org/avo/d/mount-pleasant-supersonic-vtol-like-new/7667184419.html Absolutely goddamn perfect.
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Posted in CE but probably good here too:
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Stravag posted:https://charleston.craigslist.org/avo/d/mount-pleasant-supersonic-vtol-like-new/7667184419.html quote:Will require new canopy and Martin-Baker. Includes half-chewed box of Crayons left by former occupant. (64 Color) 
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Guest2553 posted:There's a marine corps anthem parody begging to be written in light of the missing Panther but I'm skosh on time right now. From the runways of M-CAS Beaufort To the fields of Charleston We will lose our country’s airplanes And ask the public for help
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Sep 19, 2023 15:44
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If that’s not transparent governing that I don’t know what is!
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Sep 19, 2023 20:15
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https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1706794745295487182?t=r5hID_t76VOyKa8EwbJgoA&s=19
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Sep 27, 2023 04:08
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There's no way it's not intentional at this point, goddamn.
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Sep 27, 2023 04:15
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RESET THE CLOCK!
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BIG HEADLINE posted:RESET THE CLOCK! Why even bother keeping it at this point 
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Sep 27, 2023 10:34
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North Korea is "expelling" our thread title guy. How big of an rear end in a top hat do you have to be for the North Koreans to decide "wow, you're not even worth keeping as a bargaining chip."
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He was a low ranking, no clearance having, about-to-be-sent-to-jail weirdo. I'd be more surprised if they kept him.
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Sep 27, 2023 15:21
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PathAsc posted:There's no way it's not intentional at this point, goddamn. I think what's intentional at this point is the media tarting up non-stories by referring to unclassified and decades-old FMs and TMs as "restricted" and "classified." This stuff has been readily available to members of the public for decades, the fact that it's got a DOD AECA or ITAR statement up front doesn't really affect that.
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I’m a little surprised he didn’t end up dead like Warmbier.
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I'm surprised it took this long to send him back.
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We probably had to work out an acceptable chain of proxies and brokers to make the deal.
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Midjack posted:We probably had to work out an acceptable chain of proxies and brokers to make the deal. Well usually to hash something out with the North Koreans we'd have to have the US ambassador to Switzerland hand deliver a written note to the Swedish ambassador who would then memorize it and eat it in front of them before relaying the message to the Swedish embassy in Pyongyang where that ambassador would go out and get a haircut at midnight when a North Korean foreign ministry official "happened" to be loitering under the barbershop's open window and accidentally overhear the message the ambassador "happened" to mention to his barber (who is also a foreign ministry official; this is why the ambassadors to North Korea traditionally have terrible haircuts). But in this case, a member of the North Korean delegation to the UN probably just said "hey you want this moron back?" to a guy who works at a deli they like.
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Moon Slayer posted:Well usually to hash something out with the North Koreans we'd have to have the US ambassador to Switzerland hand deliver a written note to the Swedish ambassador who would then memorize it and eat it in front of them before relaying the message to the Swedish embassy in Pyongyang where that ambassador would go out and get a haircut at midnight when a North Korean foreign ministry official "happened" to be loitering under the barbershop's open window and accidentally overhear the message the ambassador "happened" to mention to his barber (who is also a foreign ministry official; this is why the ambassadors to North Korea traditionally have terrible haircuts). I have a mental image of the process taking too long, and the DPRK getting so annoyed that they finally just load him into a catapult and fling him over the DMZ just to be rid of him, like some dark twisted version of "The Ransom of Red Chief".
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They probably set their initial offer absurdly high and cunningly dropped their bargaining position. "We'll give him back for a truck full of baking" "A tray of fresh scones and a crate of milk? Give us a catcher full of grass clippings for the horse and you got yourself a deal!"
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In extremely Lionel Hutz voice "they'll be back"
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Also, I had to watch a video on war thunder in a comsec briefing a while back. About a third of the class gave a laugh of recognition.
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Jaguars! posted:Also, I had to watch a video on war thunder in a comsec briefing a while back. About a third of the class gave a laugh of recognition. Round them all up. Insider threats.
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I guess he didn't avoid UCMJ
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Defecting to North Korea and NOT avoiding UCMJ takes the lead.
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Christ, I knew some absolute shitbags in the army, but idk if any of them rose to the level of “would get sent home from loving north Korea”.
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He probably said the wrong poo poo about Dennis Rodman
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Defecting to North Korea and NOT avoiding UCMJ takes the lead. The internal horror this guy must be feeling...
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Is this poor bastard, like, effectively illiterate? Because if they can't even get a scripted propaganda ad out of you, that's pretty bad.
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Maybe they did but it was only for internal consumption and we have t seen it
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He was there for a few months, probably enough time to film a role as Murderous American Soldier in a Pulgasari reboot.
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We had a probably unrelated VIP arrive at Osan on a private plane out of China, plane was escorted by SF, someone was transfered directly to another plane then it took off. loving made sure he got on the plane this time.
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TheWeedNumber posted:He probably said the wrong poo poo about Dennis Rodman "Not all black guys like basketball." Lil' Kim:  + 
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Defecting to North Korea and NOT avoiding UCMJ takes the lead. Internet VFW › Idiots Thread - Defecting to North Korea to avoid UCMJ; AND FAILING wins thread
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