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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


lmao thanks robinette

quote:

Last year, ruptures in the Nord Stream pipeline under the Baltic Sea caused what is likely to be the biggest single release of methane ever recorded, according to the United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP). Methane traps 80 times more heat than carbon dioxide.

Pipelines under the Baltic Sea were carrying natural gas from Russia to Germany when underwater explosions last September caused severe damage.

Accusations of sabotage over the attack have been levelled between the United States and Russia, but investigations have not found conclusive evidence of who was responsible.

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Harik
Sep 9, 2001

From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars


Plaster Town Cop

mawarannahr posted:

lmao thanks robinette

that remains my favorite political bit

Joseph "rapist" Biden: I'm going to blow up the pipeline!

*pipeline blows up*

Wow what a mystery we have no idea who could have done this thing.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Harik posted:

that remains my favorite political bit

Joseph "rapist" Biden: I'm going to blow up the pipeline!

*pipeline blows up*

Wow what a mystery we have no idea who could have done this thing.

you forgot all the US admin people saying that it was cool and good that the pipeline blew up

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVbEoZXhCrM

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Harik posted:

that remains my favorite political bit

Joseph "rapist" Biden: I'm going to blow up the pipeline!

*pipeline blows up*

Wow what a mystery we have no idea who could have done this thing.

hey, we don’t know if it’s a meddlesome priest situation, if whoever did it was US supported or it was outright US personnel!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





We got a freak storm the other night that hosed up half the city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_K6gmb6BUw

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
maybe you shouldn't live somewhere where ice boulders fall from the sky? i'm not okay with paying for your mistakes

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
having severe weather impact you is a moral failing

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

George H.W. oval office posted:

We got a freak storm the other night that hosed up half the city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_K6gmb6BUw

Yessir, those are some pretty round rocks alright

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
I live in the non-hosed up half of the city and it was a nice storm. Some solid thunderclaps, decent bit of rain.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


austin going to go the way of Florida with home insurance premiums except from hail storms instead of hurricanes

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I thought my apartment and car windows were going to break. lucked out and only got ping pong size

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

i say swears online posted:

I thought my apartment and car windows were going to break. lucked out and only got ping pong size

Monkey’s paw curls

It’s the size of the ping pong table now.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





1stGear posted:

I live in the non-hosed up half of the city and it was a nice storm. Some solid thunderclaps, decent bit of rain.

Yea it was pretty cool having it dodge us by 2 miles and only getting some rain and a few gusts

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

George H.W. oval office posted:

We got a freak storm the other night that hosed up half the city.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_K6gmb6BUw

Do not gently caress the city.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

SirPablo posted:

Do not gently caress the city.

Buddy,

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

SirPablo posted:

Do not gently caress the city.

Go birds and I'll do what I want!

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

I mean at this point it is basically a race to gently caress as much as you can before the weather fucks everything forever

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

TehSaurus posted:

I mean at this point it is basically a race to gently caress as much as you can before the weather fucks everything forever

This, except playing video games instead of fuckin

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

You can't take it with you, and by it I mean the load in your balls

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

no thanks weather dot com

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

i am begging these geeks, please touch a boobie (consensual)

Jizzny Princess
Aug 24, 2021

WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU
https://twitter.com/WxNB_/status/1707085485066031500

I wonder how many more new permanent lakes this will create.

corona familiar
Aug 13, 2021

Jizzny Princess posted:

https://twitter.com/WxNB_/status/1707085485066031500

I wonder how many more new permanent lakes this will create.

drat Zeus sounds pissed

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

TehSaurus posted:

I mean at this point it is basically a race to gently caress as much as you can before the weather fucks everything forever

corona familiar posted:

drat Zeus sounds pissed

Yeah that’s his M.O..

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

RealityWarCriminal posted:

i am begging these geeks, please touch a boobie (consensual)

Getting inside a tornado before getting inside a woman.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

SirPablo posted:

Getting inside a tornado before getting inside a woman.

some would argue they're one in the same

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

In both cases you need a helmet

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

The Joe Man posted:

some would argue they're one in the same

Because your best friend is there watching?

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


The Joe Man posted:

some would argue they're one in the same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvpdiIaZZLg

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

We broke a daily record for rain on Monday and someone in the story comments on the local paper was accusing the white house of manipulating the weather

It was a daily record that was broke, and it was 1.5 inches lol

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

titty_baby_ posted:

We broke a daily record for rain on Monday and someone in the story comments on the local paper was accusing the white house of manipulating the weather

It was a daily record that was broke, and it was 1.5 inches lol

loving Joe Biden

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

SirPablo posted:

loving Joe Biden

You and your 1.5 inch wet dreams...

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread

titty_baby_ posted:

We broke a daily record for rain on Monday and someone in the story comments on the local paper was accusing the white house of manipulating the weather

It was a daily record that was broke, and it was 1.5 inches lol

The lady that rings up my groceries is always commenting on the weather and how the government of China controls it. Like not just me but every customer she rings up and pretty much every time unless you get the jump on her and start talking about local crime. Once I was like "idk seems like China has better things to do than make sure the Pacific Northwest has a dry summer" and she stared me down with open hostility.

I wonder where she posts.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I just learned about medditerranean climates...its crazy the government has been controlling the weather around Europe and Africa for thousands of years

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
You'd think if China could control the weather they wouldn't get massive damaging storms all the time, but what do I know. :shrug:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

They have to keep up appearances

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

dr_rat posted:

You'd think if China could control the weather they wouldn't get massive damaging storms all the time, but what do I know. :shrug:

maybe it's like a butterfly effect thing and they can only control the weather on the other side of the globe, and they're retaliating for those massive storms we keep sending them

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

China is creating these storms so they can harvest more organs from imprisoned tai chi warriors

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Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



Leroy Diplowski posted:

The lady that rings up my groceries is always commenting on the weather and how the government of China controls it. Like not just me but every customer she rings up and pretty much every time unless you get the jump on her and start talking about local crime. Once I was like "idk seems like China has better things to do than make sure the Pacific Northwest has a dry summer" and she stared me down with open hostility.

I wonder where she posts.

Facebook. Telegram channels. Gab. Truth Social.

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