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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Lpzie posted:

drat non-lethal katana i keep killing these cyberpsychos by mistake... im just TOO FAST

yeah you need to stop and take some control over that last strike

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skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

"as a progressive i always choose the female option in the third person perspective video game"

*spends entire playthrough looking at the butt*

lol I forgot those were both 3rd person. TBF, in AC she wears the same armor everyone does, there's nothing to see.

further data: Far Cry 6 and well, Cyberpunk.

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
as a reactionary, I hope my girl penis becomes plot relevant at some point.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

as a reactionary, I hope my girl penis becomes plot relevant at some point.

you get to gently caress a cop in the rear end, and he loves it

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
goty

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




chivalry 2 is a lot of fun but their servers have been a trainwreck lately

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

oh cyberpunk has third person view? how lol. not in the keybinds

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
I did fem!V in 1.0 so now I'm going with male!V and he's not as good but still fun. Works well with the easy rider nomad terminator I'm playing.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

MonsieurChoc posted:

I did fem!V in 1.0 so now I'm going with male!V and he's not as good but still fun. Works well with the easy rider nomad terminator I'm playing.

Male V sounds like he's trying too hard to put on a gruff voice.
Lady V seems a lot more natural in her reads/personality by comparison

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


playing castlevania dawn of sorrow for the first time. it kinda sucks

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Ytlaya posted:

I don't think I've ever seen this opinion on the forums. Everyone was gaga about Karlach.

oh not here! I mean in the general, uh, internet world

loquacius posted:

Shadowheart doesn't have a lot going on in act 1, midgame is very shadowheart plot heavy though

Nobody really tends to have pro-Gale opinions though

Gale sucks butt but not boringly, he's fun to hate

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Xaris posted:

butts n titties are progressive, so yes, correct.

penises are reactionary

this isn't video games but the jackass movies are some of the most progressive films of the 20th century because they show cock and balls getting tortured constantly and this is a hill i will die on

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Karlach is a genuinely good person who enjoys being alive and is doing the best she can, why would you not like her?

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

"as a progressive i always choose the female option in the third person perspective video game"

*spends entire playthrough looking at the butt*

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

Bro Dad posted:

guess theres a ubisoft multiverse now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqWBOVszYo

Wait, was Blood Dragon always a Space Pirate Cobra ripoff and just nobody told me about it or what?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Nix Panicus posted:

Karlach is a genuinely good person who enjoys being alive and is doing the best she can, why would you not like her?

yep. also karlach hasn't been annoying even once (looking at you gale, wyll, laezel, and vampire guy). karlach ftw

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Large Testicles posted:

this isn't video games but the jackass movies are some of the most progressive films of the 20th century because they show cock and balls getting tortured constantly and this is a hill i will die on

also casino royale, hard candy, and the opening sequence of boondock saints

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Jazerus posted:

playing castlevania dawn of sorrow for the first time. it kinda sucks

family_feud_buzzer.mp3

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

My favorite BG3 dialogue I've seen in the last week or so was when Gortash showed up and villain-monologued at me for a while and I went "gently caress you, Gortash" and Karlach approved

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Large Testicles posted:

this isn't video games but the jackass movies are some of the most progressive films of the 20th century because they show cock and balls getting tortured constantly and this is a hill i will die on

The culture war is some weird stuff

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
if i end up doing another playthrough i'm leaving gale in that drat portal

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

the milk machine posted:

also casino royale, hard candy, and the opening sequence of boondock saints

lol i could nto take the casino royale cock n ball torture seriously. i was dying laughing since it looked like mads was teasing craig's balls the whole time

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I am actually mad that one of my party members got kidnapped and it appears that to get them back I have to (a) kill Gortash, (b) kill the final boss from BG1 in what is probably a really hard guest boss fight, or (c) become a worshipper of Bhaal, and I'm not in a position to do two of those three things and really don't wanna do the third but it looks like I gotta pick one

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

loquacius posted:

I am actually mad that one of my party members got kidnapped and it appears that to get them back I have to (a) kill Gortash, (b) kill the final boss from BG1 in what is probably a really hard guest boss fight, or (c) become a worshipper of Bhaal, and I'm not in a position to do two of those three things and really don't wanna do the third but it looks like I gotta pick one

B is not actually all that hard.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Xaris posted:

hell yeah. the base game weapon system was definitely lacking

My plan is to do both DLC right after I get the bat and card, so level 15ish. Should be an interesting challenge, I've done Underworld once already and it can get hairy. No idea about the newest one.

The Wrench which is the weapon in question is apparently really good because it does enough damage to take down stone stuff but also swings fast, so the sledge can be saved for heavy duty

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

B is not actually all that hard.

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I believe in you loqy my guy

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

the milk machine posted:

also casino royale, hard candy, and the opening sequence of boondock saints

Casino Royale in general is one of the best Bond movies. Everything that came after it in the Craig era just went downhill from there

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

gradenko_2000 posted:

Casino Royale in general is one of the best Bond movies. Everything that came after it in the Craig era just went downhill from there
yup

one of the most gaslit experiences ive had is everyone saying skyfall is amazing, and after so much hype i watched it and it loving sucked on par with qos. though spectre and nttd were even worse so...

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Casino Royale kicked rear end, I couldn't tell you a single thing that happened in Quantum of Solace tho

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

MonsieurChoc posted:

I did fem!V in 1.0 so now I'm going with male!V and he's not as good but still fun. Works well with the easy rider nomad terminator I'm playing.

I did the same poo poo and it was a mistake. maleV loving sucks and if I wasn't a solid 30% through the game now, I would restart just so I don't have to hear his terrible rear end voice

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

the milk machine posted:

if i end up doing another playthrough i'm leaving gale in that drat portal

I only play dark urge so I can chop his arm off at the beginning. don't even give a poo poo about the rest of the plot, just want 0% of gale to be in the material plane

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If you pick Male V and realize the voice direction is a lot less than ideal, you should get a mulligan where you get to play as Jackie instead

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

jackie would have been a much more interesting protagonist

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

maleV sounds like their real name is John Whitebread

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

bullet timing and double jump dashing all over is loving lol

never played before 2.0 finished the main story pretty good the unskippable scenes could get annoying on other playthroughs. Anyways ran FemV and uploaded myself out of meatspace.

9/10

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

You can mash Y to speed up the conversations, but yeah unskippable poo poo always sucks.

Biggest flaw in Max Payne 3.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Xaris posted:

yup

one of the most gaslit experiences ive had is everyone saying skyfall is amazing, and after so much hype i watched it and it loving sucked on par with qos. though spectre and nttd were even worse so...

Skyfall has Roger Deakins' cinematography so it's worth watching for that if nothing else, but yeah Craig and Brosnan's Bond movies are textbook diminishing returns

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

drat lol right after jackie's memorial the game crashed o7


:five:

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Starting to get some Force Persuasion opportunities, things getting interesting

Am I supposed to be building Canderous as a brawler? He came with like none of those skills and he's fine with a heavy blaster and all, but he's tanky as hell and wears heavy poo poo, and more to the point I've only just now seen another heavy weapon at 15 hours in. A single one, that doesn't seem any better, and not moddable. I've gotta admit that my wondering aside, it's nice to have a ranged option so I'm not 100% on my own when I force jump way ahead of everybody and take all the aggro stupidly

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