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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

(Reek, while licking the floor): look at me because I know you're watching. We're all going to call you Goose Roose Bolton. That will show you.

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PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

dollar store homelander without the super powers

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023


are those supposed to be giant sesame seeds on the sub roll or dried out psoriasis plaque

Aino Minako
Dec 16, 2007

Perpetual rage elemental




totally fake…

he would be eating a much larger sandwich

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

insane clown pussy posted:

are those supposed to be giant sesame seeds on the sub roll or dried out psoriasis plaque

tapeworm segments

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


That'sa burger and not a sandwich

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

insane clown pussy posted:

are those supposed to be giant sesame seeds on the sub roll or dried out psoriasis plaque

they're ted cruz's tonsil stones leftover from 2015

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Yes, governor Christie, please tell us about the hot Italian nuclear triad

gregday
May 23, 2003

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

chris christie isn't actually fat, he's mostly a writhing mass of tapeworms and he's desperately trying to obtain nutrients before they do

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
AMerican Trumpin' Cream

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
The Reagan library is informative from a historical perspective.

Also gently caress Reagan.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

insane clown pussy posted:

are those supposed to be giant sesame seeds on the sub roll or dried out psoriasis plaque

turn on your monitor

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
This is so stupid......

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
interesting fact about ronald reagan:




he died and now worms and fungus and stuff are eating his dumbass dead stinky body lmao get owned shithead

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
When the joke is too good and you totally stick the landing

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Donald NoShowman

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

the milk machine posted:

interesting fact about ronald reagan:




he died and now worms and fungus and stuff are eating his dumbass dead stinky body lmao get owned shithead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
lol

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

AxGrap posted:

When the joke is too good and you totally stick the landing


It's like Rodney Dangerfield's dorky brother looking at the camera.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
lmao



What a bunch of boobs.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Does Vivek know he’s not white?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
that was the least entertaining debate I’ve seen in more than a decade at least

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Ramaswamy is like... uh ... Trump Jimmy Neutron

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Good Citizen posted:

that was the least entertaining debate I’ve seen in more than a decade at least

lol we do not speak of these dire topics

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tacodaemon posted:

you know about Wild Bill Hagy don't you

i didn't. whag a hero

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

SirPablo posted:

lmao



What a bunch of boobs.

that's a sick burn because haley is so loving dumb it's extremely hard for her to get dumber

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

SirPablo posted:

lmao



What a bunch of boobs.

vivek has two foreheads; a forehead with hair on top of a bald forehead. if you put something over the hairy forehead he has a normal sized head and hes just bald

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Would be real cool+funny if Vivek just gets known as "the dumb guy", like trump was dumb inherently but he's known more as a "crazy" or "dangerous" guy which gives him edge. Dumb Vivek? Can't market that, just this dumb guy wasting oxygen up there

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
This schmuck always acts like he was a grunt with a rifle. He was a lawyer who ran urine tests!

https://twitter.com/NvrBackDown24/status/1707228432529014803?s=20

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

i am harry posted:

vivek has two foreheads; a forehead with hair on top of a bald forehead. if you put something over the hairy forehead he has a normal sized head and hes just bald

Actually he has an incredibly large brain. One of the biggest we've ever seen.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol whats with the @MattGertz

just letting Naomi Klein know she's not alone in being mistaken for a psycho piece of poo poo

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

William Bear posted:

This schmuck always acts like he was a grunt with a rifle. He was a lawyer who ran urine tests!

https://twitter.com/NvrBackDown24/status/1707228432529014803?s=20

i think posobiec is the piss test guy. rob was a lawyer overseeing the us torture program at gitmo

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

William Bear posted:

This schmuck always acts like he was a grunt with a rifle. He was a lawyer who ran urine tests!

https://twitter.com/NvrBackDown24/status/1707228432529014803?s=20

because of his time in the service he would never dare put those healthy young penises at unnecessary risk

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SirPablo posted:

What a bunch of boobs.

Honk honk!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
🎶every time I look at you, I go trimp🎶

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Why do you guys think people from China and Russia love Trump?

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