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two all beef patties special sauce it just tracks I chew the fries as I drink from my regular Coke I'm getting hungry now writing this stupid joke
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Zetsubou-san posted:two all beef patties special sauce it just tracks A goon crafts a post trying to ape Twitter's joke. The effort's valiant, but boy the meter's broke.
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Sep 28, 2023 09:01
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Son of Rodney posted:It's pronounced life tho It's pronounced 'sword'.
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Breetai posted:A goon crafts a post trying to ape Twitter's joke. It fitted the meter fine, tho...?
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my favorite taylor swift fact is that she eats one meal a day, an economy sized can of baked beans... cold!
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Sep 28, 2023 11:35
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I heard Taylor Swift doesn't like crickets but loves to eat flies
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Sep 28, 2023 12:32
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I heard that Taylor Swift was created and developed in a clandestine laboratory using DNA from Debbie Harry, Belinda Carlisle, a Barbie-themed MadLibs book, and a series of aquatic reptiles. Researchers claim that she is sterile, but nature uh... finds a way.
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:my favorite taylor swift fact is that she eats one meal a day, an economy sized can of baked beans... cold! I;m thinking about thos Beans
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Sep 28, 2023 12:36
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My favorite T. Swift fact is that she will never jeopardize the beans.
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Sep 28, 2023 12:46
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I heard Taylor Swift on the radio. It was crushed by her titanium alloy exoskeleton.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:I heard that Taylor Swift was created and developed in a clandestine laboratory using DNA from Debbie Harry, Belinda Carlisle, a Barbie-themed MadLibs book, and a series of aquatic reptiles. Researchers claim that she is sterile, but nature uh... finds a way. Seriously, stop thinking about her eggs, Molyneaux.
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Sep 28, 2023 12:58
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Are Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus the same person? Like one is a stage persona or something????
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Samovar posted:It fitted the meter fine, tho...? syntaxfunction posted:Are Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus the same person? Like one is a stage persona or something????
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Tiggum posted:I don't know how you would have to pronounce those words to make this true. Wrong, is the answer
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Sep 28, 2023 15:30
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You have to sing it like the CD's skipping.
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repiv posted:yeah Honestly that's about right
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Sep 28, 2023 16:39
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Here it is, my favorite Taylor Swift fact.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/realjackeason/status/1706329442585301360?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_56257iS77A
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No, it’s pronounced “gif”
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One of my favorite remaining things about twitter are paleoart accounts, I was mad for it as a kid and people are doing some really interesting stuff with it https://twitter.com/Orribec/status/1707394933273891149 That's probably a bit oversized for velociraptor, more likely deinonychus Paleontologist twitter owns. I kind of checked out of dinosaur stuff when I got into middle and high school and the stuff we've discovered about them in the interim is incredible. Like birds are literally dinosaurs, I spent my whole childhood sad that I'd never see a dinosaur but now it turns out I see them all the time!
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/realjackeason/status/1706329442585301360?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw They hit Charlie McCarthy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKO6M8heGU0&t=5091s
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/realjackeason/status/1706329442585301360?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw What was the wife doing? She was on her feet the whole time!
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grittyreboot posted:What was the wife doing? She was on her feet the whole time! Screaming uselessly, like a woman
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Eveforamerica show that man some god drat RESPECT. He was sucked off by Nancy Reagan for god's sakes
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Milo and POTUS posted:Eveforamerica show that man some god drat RESPECT. He was sucked off by Nancy Reagan for god's sakes Just one more fool to pity.
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