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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LM10PLKAkY

lol there is a golden joke in this

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLcIEuyRm9o

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



god I'm glad I didn't study engineering in america, mid term tests? In class quizzes? homework? lol, lmao even

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



can you tell me where because I watched a third of it and got bored

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

can you tell me where because I watched a third of it and got bored

lol it was when someone said, as a response to finding out jesus was risen, complaining to the person who nailed him up “he was nailed about as well as his mother was” or something

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzMh3nTheCo

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

echinopsis posted:

lol it was when someone said, as a response to finding out jesus was risen, complaining to the person who nailed him up “he was nailed about as well as his mother was” or something

you'd think joseph would be extremely good at nailing though

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Is it in the bible or the other texts anywhere whether Jesus ever built a crucifix as part of his job as a carpenter? Idk what demand for them was like back then

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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distortion park posted:

Is it in the bible or the other texts anywhere whether Jesus ever built a crucifix as part of his job as a carpenter? Idk what demand for them was like back then

It is not, no. I mean "any other texts" is a pretty wide net, i'm sure some dude in the hills high on hallucinogenic honey wrote as such, but eh grain of salt

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

distortion park posted:

Is it in the bible or the other texts anywhere whether Jesus ever built a crucifix as part of his job as a carpenter? Idk what demand for them was like back then

you're thinking of the movie The Passion Of The Christ, where jesus is shown inventing the table

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Sweevo posted:

you're thinking of the movie The Passion Of The Christ, where jesus is shown inventing the table

lmao srs?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

:spooky:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G69P5cOKk-U

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

distortion park posted:

Is it in the bible or the other texts anywhere whether Jesus ever built a crucifix as part of his job as a carpenter? Idk what demand for them was like back then
no

they were a capital punishment implement and were probably reused a large number of times

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



lol what

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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Kenny Logins posted:

no

they were a capital punishment implement and were probably reused a large number of times
Also the legions had their own carpenters.

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
How much carpenting does a stick lashed to another stick take?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

the gayest hobbit posted:

Also the legions had their own carpenters.

MrQueasy posted:

How much carpenting does a stick lashed to another stick take?

scabs

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
You want me to put nails in all the way up there? I need to talk to the union rep about a ladder.

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Unless that's wine dripping down his forehead that crown of thorns is a bio safety issue, none of my guys are rated and the ones who are don't come cheap

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
Take him back down again? No, permits going to be 2, maybe 3 days.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

the gayest hobbit posted:

Also the legions had their own carpenters.
:hmmyes:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

loving lmao people took this movie seriously?

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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MrQueasy posted:

How much carpenting does a stick lashed to another stick take?
GroverCross

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

rotor posted:

also i think those are marmots or some poo poo, or are you racist against marmots too

incidentally i just saw a cool marmot pic

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome
in my head this is a odd couple wildlife comedy

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Improbable Lobster posted:

loving lmao people took this movie seriously?
i had a hard time dealing with the weird androgynous devil person in that movie

i'm reminded tho of the last temptation of Christ, which actually engages with jesus and his role as a carpenter in a world where he needed to make torture implements used on his people. i should rewatch that, harvey keitel was great as always

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Kenny Logins posted:

i had a hard time dealing with the weird androgynous devil person in that movie

i'm reminded tho of the last temptation of Christ, which actually engages with jesus and his role as a carpenter in a world where he needed to make torture implements used on his people. i should rewatch that, harvey keitel was great as always
bowie made a good pilate

the peter gabriel soundtrack slaps too

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

FMguru posted:

bowie made a good pilate

the peter gabriel soundtrack slaps too
agreed on both accounts!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lmao my man is frankly embarrassed you would bring him sunflower seeds

https://i.imgur.com/eMM0xYj.mp4

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao my man is frankly embarrassed you would bring him sunflower seeds

https://i.imgur.com/eMM0xYj.mp4

monkey knows whats up, sunflower seeds are bird food. peanuts or edamame or gtfo

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Large Testicles posted:

monkey knows whats up, sunflower seeds are bird food. peanuts or edamame or gtfo
*slamslamslam* grapes!! *slamslamslam*

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

a monkey from the bob dobbs is dead school of negotiating compensation

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1eee26IqK1s1ddrj_720.mp4

What eventually happens to your car when you drive it around with an extreme stance camber

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lmao my man is frankly embarrassed you would bring him sunflower seeds

https://i.imgur.com/eMM0xYj.mp4

literally lol'd out loud irl

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

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Cybernetic Vermin posted:

a monkey from the bob dobbs is dead school of negotiating compensation
saying "figgieland" over and over again until they give you an extra 20k just to shut the gently caress up?

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Beeftweeter posted:

incidentally i just saw a cool marmot pic



Brutal Paws of Fury remake is looking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vCPrTMuC5o

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Kenny Logins posted:

*slamslamslam* grapes!! *slamslamslam*

I’m hit or miss on grapes. there are some really good grapes out there but most are trash tier

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