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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



venus de lmao posted:

"incelephant" was right there :cmon:

:vince:

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

venus de lmao posted:

"incelephant" was right there :cmon:
Not all heroes wear capes o7

Arbitrary Number
Nov 10, 2012

venus de lmao posted:

"incelephant" was right there :cmon:

:yeah:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'd blame it on only having had two hours of sleep last night, but the truth is that elephantcel was pretty clever by my standards

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1706603088847486982

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
More like Hans Freeman

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


I misread that as "dies" for a second and had a very different picture of how this was playing out.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The ultimate gambit

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

This very scientific test shows that the vibrator method may not be very effective.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/PhillyInquirer/status/1706413749987422476

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This sounds like a Frank and Dennis scam.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
gives new meaning to the term "tush push"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

the great northern jerkoff is what we call that one rear end in a top hat from canada

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

venus de lmao posted:

the great northern jerkoff is what we call that one rear end in a top hat from canada

Justin Bieber?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

venus de lmao posted:

the great northern jerkoff is what we call that one rear end in a top hat from canada

I thought you were calling me that because of how good I was at handjobs

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

gives new meaning to the term "tush push"

No it doesn't

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
you're right, it doesn'

https://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1707042935781384519

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


OMG what?

I'm kinda ashamed that I'm looking forward to the televised dramatisation of all the events.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Cher's gonna play all the parts

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Lol has this woman never seen Moonstruck? You can't keep two people in love apart. No matter the wacky hijinx.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Haven't thought about Deadsy in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWjgS4O1Aes

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Reading that article it seems more like 4 guys escorted him to rehab instead of kidnapping him, and the ex is also complaining that she was asked to leave Cher's house. The far more concerning bit is this, talking about the guy who was paid to keep an eye over him:

quote:

Earlier this month, the pop icon’s son was escorted by police to a rehabilitation facility after hotel staff found his caretaker’s “lifeless body, lying face down on the pavement leading to the hotel entrance with his arms by his side."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Baron von Eevl posted:

Reading that article it seems more like 4 guys escorted him to rehab instead of kidnapping him, and the ex is also complaining that she was asked to leave Cher's house. The far more concerning bit is this, talking about the guy who was paid to keep an eye over him:

Planking is illegal now?

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Wait is this a different chess vibrator cheating scandal from the one last year?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Wait is this a different chess vibrator cheating scandal from the one last year?

no it's the same one. It's in the news again because they resolved their 100 million dollar lawsuit.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
He also gets questioned about the anal beads by noted anal bead enthusiast Piers Morgan in this interview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVYln9IVwk

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
They're also the same beads, just tossed in the dishwasher

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

noted anal bead enthusiast Piers Morgan

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Sir Lemming posted:

Haven't thought about Deadsy in a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWjgS4O1Aes

Cher's son was the lead singer of Deadsy? I didn't even know that. Decent band

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Someone tried to bring an emotional support alligator into the Phillies game

:gritty:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Careful, the Cubs were cursed for 70 years because of an incident like this. Not even joking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Billy_Goat

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
ed: can't read

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




Unfair, anal beads bring pleasure to some people.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That high faluting Lyle would never cavort with the proles

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Just how old is Bruce Wayne?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
There's a spanish batman?

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

There's a spanish batman?

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Hombre Murciélago

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