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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
a 90 year old woman whose brain has been melting slowly over the last decade dies



surely this must be foul play!

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
How long before aides wheel her sarcophagus out onto the floor for a vote.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

well what can you can she lead an amazing life

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

goth smoking cloves posted:

It's sexist and ageist to have seen this coming

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

External Organs posted:

Okay but in the new version they're weird tacticool cops who do not mean well

lol a realistic modern day update of mayberry would more or less be the show justified except way more depressing

half the town winds up dying from opioid abuse, some assholes from up north come in and buy up all the surrounding land to open lovely yuppie wineries and price out all the locals, the cops are the only thing left in the county budget after they shut down the last school

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

How long before aides wheel her sarcophagus out onto the floor for a vote.

"Just say 'aye'"
*Jaw falls off onto floor, disintegrates*

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

crime fighting hog posted:

She had info leading to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

the number 3 cause of death in this country after heart disease and cancer

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

insane clown pussy posted:

lol a realistic modern day update of mayberry would more or less be the show justified except way more depressing

half the town winds up dying from opioid abuse, some assholes from up north come in and buy up all the surrounding land to open lovely yuppie wineries and price out all the locals, the cops are the only thing left in the county budget after they shut down the last school



External Organs posted:

Wga strike is over so this just got greenlit by Tubi

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

she might not even be dead, is there any other confirmation tweets?

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

WarMECH posted:

a 90 year old woman whose brain has been melting slowly over the last decade dies



surely this must be foul play!

WHERE'S HUNTER?!?!

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Bethamphetamine posted:

What did she die of?

obamna

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Harton posted:

finally some good news

wow, unbelievable that Trump thread is permitted to harbor this kind of bloodlust

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


America's most high profile episode of elder abuse comes to an end

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




lmao the loving dream of all these idiots. Rotting in office for years before finally leaving the mortal coil for us to deal with their mess

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

CODChimera posted:

she might not even be dead, is there any other confirmation tweets?

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/29/dianne-feinstein-dead.html

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

America's most high profile episode of elder abuse comes to an end

eh dementia president might still have her beat
that man is clearly only cogent when pumped full of amphetamines
at least they didn't even bother to juice her

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I fully expected to just be goatsed

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

External Organs posted:

Murder most Guilfoyle

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
wow makes u think

https://twitter.com/bgates420/status/1707742110470832377

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/c0ck_l3snar/status/1707433707403890820?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



CODChimera posted:

she might not even be dead, is there any other confirmation tweets?

a few

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

tacodaemon posted:

you owe it to yourself to set aside 10 mins to watch this. it's not even up to par with government-mandated Canadian Content


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWB0pLIUb9s

what in tarnation

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

they are gonna wheel her corpse around for 4 months

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
To die in office, a shameful senator

Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

Does the new dress code include a coffin?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://twitter.com/brandyljensen/status/1707743876616720698?s=46&t=I-gsjpvNkUNcOBofs8OOkQ

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

tacodaemon posted:

anyway for those of you who didn't see the video on the website, feast your eyes and ears on this, and imagine a noise-rock snob like me having to be in the same room with it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i4M6krkODQ

you know it’s gonna be a night to remember when the whole front line has stand mounted iPad pros

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Time to update the grim reaper claw game meme

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


what the gently caress

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

James Conklin, owner of Home Sweet Home moving and storage company, was hired by Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell to remove the household goods that Sen. Feinstein left in the Capitol. He is quoted as saying, “There were feces all over the place: on the rugs, on the furniture. There’s nothing in my vocabulary that can describe it. I don’t even want to think about it. It’s probably the worst thing we had to do, bar none.”

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



vaxxed?

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I'm getting advanced breaking news of Governor Newsome's most likely replacement for Senator Feinstein
https://fox40.com/news/california-connection/california-woman-is-oldest-living-person-in-the-u-s/

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/st1ka/status/1707440028585230673?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I'm glad she decided to finally step down and I hope she enjoys her retirement

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



maybe it's not good that the best thing i can imagine happening in the govt is key players dying

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Did she “go out like Stan Chera?”

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

that means covid btw

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Bread Liar
me posting loving die already finally worked

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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

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