[Biosphere Collapse] 420 days of blazin' it

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The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

Tree… law?

Also, Twitter going mental saying the suspected 16-year-old should be beheaded in public.

Naturally via chainsaw.

I agree with this actually

# ? Sep 28, 2023 18:56

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# ? May 26, 2024 21:57

Dog Case: Oct 7, 2003; Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

Tree… law?

Also, Twitter going mental saying the suspected 16-year-old should be beheaded in public.

Naturally via chainsaw.

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# ? Sep 28, 2023 18:59

Weembles: Apr 19, 2004

Mola Yam posted:

they got the robin hood tree

https://twitter.com/nationaltrust/status/1707363204257513786

Just find the farmer who owns the land that everyone photographs that tree from or whoever lives on the section road that people visting the tree park on. It's bound to be one or the other.

# ? Sep 28, 2023 19:00

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

Dog Case posted:

Do I want to know anything about this image

:stonklol:

# ? Sep 28, 2023 19:01

Dog Case: Oct 7, 2003; Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

Microplastics posted:

Do I want to know anything about this image

The Lorax (1991)

https://youtu.be/K6I47uznvvs

# ? Sep 28, 2023 19:06

Oglethorpe: Aug 8, 2005

Dog Case posted:

The Lorax (1991)

# ? Sep 28, 2023 19:08

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Dog Case posted:

The Lorax (1991)

https://youtu.be/K6I47uznvvs

gonna watch this later this week thanks

# ? Sep 28, 2023 21:15

JAY ZERO SUM GAME: Oct 18, 2005; Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.

I picked up a really good book years ago called "Sky's Witness." it's a .. memoir of sorts by a guy who spent winters mountaineering in the wind river range of wyoming, collecting snow cores for analysis to measure air pollution. he details how, even in this very remote place, pollution from coal plants, the west coast, and east asia was affecting fish in lakes and accumulating in streams/lakes. he explains how the various government agencies only cared about the data he was helping to collect up to a certain level of bureaucracy, at which point communication was just a black hole. i picked it up because i have visited the area so much and love it, but didn't really know what he was going to get into.

e: to be clear he was an employee of the us federal government, not just some dude

it was published in 1993 lol

JAY ZERO SUM GAME has issued a correction as of 22:36 on Sep 28, 2023

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:23

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Hell yea, cloudseeding with microplastics, we're gonna be okay, folks

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:25

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Brain Curry posted:

me, facing a brutal death, �i have stairs in my house!�

I�ve been asked if I have stairs in my house quite a few times and I almost always answer it wrong at first before hastily correcting myself

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:42

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Microplastics posted:

"I'm outraged about that one tree " i exclaim middleclassishly, while in the queue at IKEA

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:43

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Stereotype posted:

I�ve been asked if I have stairs in my house quite a few times and I almost always answer it wrong at first before hastily correcting myself

i feel like i would absolutely just say yes before thinking �i am protected�

# ? Sep 28, 2023 22:45

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

Brain Curry posted:

me, facing a brutal death, �i have stairs in my house!�

I'm glad goons have their own version of "when does the narwhal bacon"

# ? Sep 28, 2023 23:55

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Just a Moron posted:

I'm glad goons have their own version of "when does the narwhal bacon"

ours was first. all internet jokes originated with this forum.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 00:02

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

Stereotype posted:

ours was first. all internet jokes originated with this forum.

So we have you to blame

# ? Sep 29, 2023 00:43

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

How much fresh water does hosting the forums consume

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:31

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

this pic from a NYT article about how travel is changing owns

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# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:32

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

actionjackson posted:

this pic from a NYT article about how travel is changing owns

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:42

biceps crimes: Apr 12, 2008

need that except it�s a goon hunched over a desktop instead of a penguin selfie taker

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:42

celadon: Jan 2, 2023

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:49

Hubbert: Mar 25, 2007; At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

celadon posted:

# ? Sep 29, 2023 01:57

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

celadon posted:

lmao there he is

# ? Sep 29, 2023 02:21

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Democrats make it feel better

# ? Sep 29, 2023 02:23

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Swiss glaciers lose 10% of their volume in two years https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/sep/28/swiss-glaciers-lose-tenth-volume-in-two-years-climate-crisis

# ? Sep 29, 2023 02:38

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

celadon posted:

love that guy

# ? Sep 29, 2023 03:03

corona familiar: Aug 13, 2021

Car Hater posted:

How much fresh water does hosting the forums consume

0 mL, it's running on an old desktop from 2006 in Jeffrey's garage

# ? Sep 29, 2023 05:00

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Pussy Quipped posted:

speaking of water

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2304.03271.pdf

turns out every time someone uses chatgpt about 500ml of water is used. lol.

quote:

ChatGPT needs to "drink" a 500 ml bottle of water for a simple conversation of roughly 20-50 questions and answers.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 05:38

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

if it also uses the bottle that's good for the planet

# ? Sep 29, 2023 05:40

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mola Yam posted:

they got the robin hood tree

https://twitter.com/nationaltrust/status/1707363204257513786

oi, chavs nicked me tree in the gap

# ? Sep 29, 2023 06:18

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Rauros posted:

honestly, when i find something magical like this in nature, i'm relieved some deranged person hasn't destroyed it yet

i'm surprised more people aren't destroying stuff. in an era of extreme social alienation and atomization, capital-driven self-indulgence and seeking the life, liberty, freedom blah blah, and inequality, of course people are gunna destroy or deface public stuff. when you dont have much to live for compared to everyone else, or associate communally, destruction is an outlet for the internal dialectical strife to take it on the perceived others

i say, destroy it all. glaciers, forests, or neat rocks. down it must all go

# ? Sep 29, 2023 06:21

tiberion02: Mar 26, 2007; People tend to make the common mistake of believing that a situation will last forever.

celadon posted:

goldmine

Stick the fork in the powerpoint
To be perturbed
by revelations
Freeze the water
kill the living
Bake the planet
suffocate the lungs
Grow the mushroom
feed the volcano
Watch the new star
dance upon the night sky

# ? Sep 29, 2023 07:21

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

Real hurthling! posted:

Swiss glaciers lose 10% of their volume in two years https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/sep/28/swiss-glaciers-lose-tenth-volume-in-two-years-climate-crisis

piss poor numbers tbh

# ? Sep 29, 2023 09:36

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

If current trends continue.... eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *puts feet on desk, revealing shoes full of water and dead penguins*

# ? Sep 29, 2023 10:11

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

celadon posted:

# ? Sep 29, 2023 11:05

Chad Sexington: May 26, 2005; I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

tree probably would have been killed by invasive beetles or something anyway

# ? Sep 29, 2023 11:24

Actuary X: Jul 20, 2007; Not really the best actuary in the world.

Chad Sexington posted:

tree probably would have been killed by invasive beetles or something anyway

Yeah but then you couldn't blame a specific person

# ? Sep 29, 2023 11:46

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

the tree was already an invasive species lol

# ? Sep 29, 2023 11:51

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

One weird trick to legally hunting in the kings forest

# ? Sep 29, 2023 11:54

Microplastics: Jul 6, 2007; It's what's for dinner.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

the tree was already an invasive species lol

Maybe that's why it was cut down...! Boy is a hero

# ? Sep 29, 2023 13:25

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# ? May 26, 2024 21:57

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

There is apparently some confusion as to wither it was introduced before or after 1500ad but it's for sure nonnative.

Also apparently iceland used to have like forests and poo poo and wasn't 99% vetch or w/e is growing there now.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 14:57

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