|
Noooo my 2001 MySpace name "In0cEnT_DeMoN" is going to get me demonitized.
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 17:21
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 07:18 |
|
|
I'm not that in*0ce*t
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 17:28
|
|
|
I like how we live in a bi polar tech world where the Scunthorpe problem is a thing, but computer systems are infact defeated by simple substitutions.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 17:35
|
|
|
I'm Grimmler
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 17:37
|
|
|
PhazonLink posted:I like how we live in a bi polar tech world where the Scunthorpe problem is a thing, but computer systems are infact defeated by simple substitutions. It's not even just swapping out letters, there's the issue with AI bots that will refuse to do anything that isn't the most corporate thing in the world unless you go "pretend you're X" and then it'll give you a play by play guide to making meth because it thinks it's Walter White.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 17:40
|
|
|
Guavanaut posted:I'm Grimmler Banning the theory of Pokevolutions on X is the latest of Musk's crimes.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 17:47
|
|
|
liBBQ?
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 18:24
|
|
|
PhazonLink posted:I like how we live in a bi polar tech world where the Scunthorpe problem is a thing, but computer systems are infact defeated by simple substitutions. One of the worst things about TikTok is the whole “she unalived herself via sewer slide” anti-algorithm speak.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 18:28
|
|
|
Devorum posted:I don't know, I'm 44 and I'm about as far from my dad as its possible to get aside from hating cops and liking motorcycles. Also 44, and at some point in my late 20s-early 30s, my dad called me his “anti-matter.” I think it’s only accelerated since then. At the very least, coming out as non-binary definitely seems opposed to the man who gave me years of anxiety about exactly how pulled up or scrunched down my socks should be without being considered “girly.”
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 18:56
|
|
|
TVs Ian posted:Also 44, and at some point in my late 20s-early 30s, my dad called me his “anti-matter.” I think it’s only accelerated since then. Christ, people like this are always way more vain and concerned about appearances than even the most cartoonish stereotypes of a vain woman or LGBT person in their head.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 19:54
|
|
|
It's interesting for me, I'm closer to my parents now than when I was younger not because I moved right but because my parents moved left. At least one of them has expressed a desire for complete universal loan forgiveness and a UBI.
|
|
#
?
Sep 29, 2023 21:49
|
|
|
TVs Ian posted:Also 44, and at some point in my late 20s-early 30s, my dad called me his “anti-matter.” I think it’s only accelerated since then. If this is a physics joke I'm too dumb for it. Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/ChayaRaichik10/status/1707345402138120211?t=Fpmu_LmH8XSwFzKJRbpAcg&s=19 I'm surprised they demonetized grammar but it explains a lot.
|
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2023 02:22
|
|
|
I would like demonetized to become the new Canceled, I’m very over I’m Cancelable for this dogshit opinion screeds
LonsomeSon fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Sep 30, 2023 |
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2023 04:52
|
|
|
i just started laughing because my brain didn't even bother deciphering any of those words, just started jamming in nonsense nun-buggery drug quirn trins!
|
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2023 12:08
|
|
|
Guavanaut posted:I'd like to see the power consumption of that TV with 'a small screen the size of a handkerchief' compared to a modern 4k flatscreen. A friend has little 15" CRT TV they use for retro gaming stuff, it uses 75w~ when on. It is fuzzy, but it plays PS1 games great. That friend also has a 50" Samsung HDR TV, capable of putting out 1000 nits of brightness, and when doing so consumes 100w~, and it looks loving astounding while doing so. If you're not using HDR its usage drops to 50w.
|
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2023 15:10
|
|
|
 I love this one because it's not the win they think it is
|
|
#
?
Sep 30, 2023 22:33
|
|
|
Found on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/mattbinder.bsky.social/post/3kaulrna5e72r https://www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/comments/16xbckq/tenant_usa_is_my_landlord_allowed_to_do_this/ TL;DR: guy posts that his landlord is turning off all the power to the building for two hours tomorrow because he believes in some weird version of the "The EAS test is going to 5G vaccine something something" bullshit.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2023 20:46
|
|
|
I can’t wait for the nanobots injected into me to activate tomorrow. Hope I get a cool superpower or at least not explode.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2023 20:56
|
|
|
One lucky American was given the Senator Armstrong nanomachines, and they will be our new President. Unfortunately everyone else got the "make your bones dissolve" strain and they will be missed.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2023 21:15
|
|
|
Crunch Buttsteak posted:One lucky American was given the Senator Armstrong nanomachines, and they will be our new President. Unfortunately everyone else got the "make your bones dissolve" strain and they will be missed. I like my odds.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2023 21:24
|
|
|
Crunch Buttsteak posted:One lucky American was given the Senator Armstrong nanomachines, and they will be our new President. Unfortunately everyone else got the "make your bones dissolve" strain and they will be missed. Silly Burrito posted:I like my odds. Regardless of which version I got, sounds like I win.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2023 21:27
|
|
|
Crunch Buttsteak posted:One lucky American was given the Senator Armstrong nanomachines, and they will be our new President. Unfortunately everyone else got the "make your bones dissolve" strain and they will be missed. poo poo, make that "Speaker of the House," and it's loading up already.
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2023 22:13
|
|
|
Definitely don’t want to be president or senator or speaker of the house so I hope I don’t get those nanobots. Give me ones that make me full on gay and poo poo rainbows please
|
|
#
?
Oct 3, 2023 23:25
|
|
|
Boris Galerkin posted:I can’t wait for the nanobots injected into me to activate tomorrow. Hope I get a cool superpower or at least not explode. Pfh I didn't get the update from the Praxis clinic like the rest of you suckers
|
|
#
?
Oct 4, 2023 09:50
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 4, 2023 18:47
|
|
|
Why, uh, thank you for your support!
|
|
#
?
Oct 4, 2023 18:53
|
|
|
Who assigned God’s gender?
|
|
#
?
Oct 4, 2023 19:11
|
|
|
Could God gender himself so immutably that even he could not reassign it?
|
|
#
?
Oct 4, 2023 19:20
|
|
|
Could God make a gender so unique that They couldn't assign it?
|
|
#
?
Oct 4, 2023 19:40
|
|
|
Panfilo posted:https://twitter.com/ChayaRaichik10/status/1707345402138120211?t=Fpmu_LmH8XSwFzKJRbpAcg&s=19 Do NOT namedrop Idi Amin on Twitter, you WILL be demonetized.
|
|
#
?
Oct 5, 2023 00:31
|
|
|
If Adam was created in the image of God and Adam has a butthole, does God have a butthole?
|
|
#
?
Oct 5, 2023 04:45
|
|
|
the G is stored in the butthole
|
|
#
?
Oct 5, 2023 04:53
|
|
|
LonsomeSon posted:the G is stored in the butthole The G-spot certainly is. (For about half of humanity.)
|
|
#
?
Oct 5, 2023 05:44
|
|
|
Nebrilos posted:If Adam was created in the image of God and Adam has a butthole, does God have a butthole? two buttholes
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2023 15:15
|
|
|
Nebrilos posted:If Adam was created in the image of God and Adam has a butthole, does God have a butthole? Adam was frolicking around on Eden before Eve appeared. Did he have balls and making sperm then before she existed? Waking up with hardons that he didn't know what they were for? Or did God attach the balls afterwards, when Eve was made. Or when they were being kicked out of Eden, God went 'hold on, you'll need these' and poofed a cock and balls on Adam. poo poo needs answering.
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2023 15:21
|
|
|
According to homunculus theory the entire human race was stored in Adam's balls, so they must have been there in the beginning. Maybe that's why the real hardcore creationists are terrified of the ball earth.
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2023 15:34
|
|
|
The leaf isn't symbolic modesty cover, that's actually what Adam had for junk.
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2023 15:40
|
|
|
HootTheOwl posted:two buttholes This is accurate, after a fashion. "Created in the image of" is a shorthand way of describing God projecting Godself into lower dimensions, meaning what we think of as a singular annular "butthole" is actually a projection of a higher-dimensional structure into dimensions we are able to perceive with our senses.
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2023 15:47
|
|
|
Eve grew from Adam's rib so it's pretty clear that humans as originally designed reproduced by asexual budding. I think we can infer that when Adam complained he was bored, God went back and revised His design. Sexual reproduction obviously came before the expulsion because God tells Eve "ok remember that childbirth thing I told you about, well it's going to hurt now" instead of "ok to punish you I'm inventing sex"
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2023 15:51
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 26, 2024 07:18 |
|
|
I think we were legit meant to produce fruit. Like imagine birthing a small, spherical fruit rather than a whole-rear end baby. Way easier, right. But then they ate one of them, just because a snake said to. Idk, it's pretty crazy!
|
|
#
?
Oct 6, 2023 15:53
|
|