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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



people treating ptsd with alcoholism is a time-honored tradition. though obviously this is not a place of honor. in fact, people have been very unfair about the deeds commemorated here!

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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/styledape/status/1707874786330673464?s=46

horse v hatman

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


the trisolarans are coming

if you like your Australia, you can keep it.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



von killinburg lol

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

William Bear posted:

Lmao.

I've said it before, but it really baffles me. Krysten Sinema is an atheist bisexual hippy. You'd think she'd be further to the left than she actually was.

Yeah, bisexuals are always trying to have it both ways

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
welcome to the post-facts society

it loving sucks

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
all we have is "alteranatives" lol

until the ones pushing the alternatives genocides you

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

piss guzzler 420 posted:

ONE DOWN NINETY NINE TO GO

What do you call a dead senator?







A good start

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Qurnah posted:

welcome to society

it loving sucks

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Haha, horse got PRANKED

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

preemptive hail satan because im at work and will miss the blessed page

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Buddykins posted:

preemptive hail satan because im at work and will miss the blessed page

satan loves all his hails, early or no

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

Posting on page 664. Hail Santa.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Qurnah posted:

welcome to the post-facts society

it loving sucks

Who is to say what is true or a fact? There is, nor has there ever been, a method, technique, or way of proving things, let alone multiple ways. To think so is simply madness

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Buddykins posted:

preemptive hail satan because im at work and will miss the blessed page

close the tvread

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Zeriel posted:

Posting on page 664. Hail Santa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9AuvUbouXo

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

n o d

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Qurnah posted:

welcome to the post-facts society

it loving sucks

just google it, surely a pile of SEO AI written garbage will set things straight

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


man who says 9/11 never happened considered for school board for some reason

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


school board considering nazi deemed a-okay and normal

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Louisgod posted:

it's extremely funny that the easiest way to get under trump's skin is to just personally make fun of anything about him and none of his competitors have figured it out
but when they swing at the king...
https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1707820130963497128

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

christie should go all-in on the donald duck stuff. put out merch and stuff referencing it, run it into the ground. it's such an unfunny "burn" but he can make it funny (for us, laughing at him, not with him)

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

In a 6 9 decision

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

bebop esq posted:

christie should go all-in on the donald duck stuff. put out merch and stuff referencing it, run it into the ground. it's such an unfunny "burn" but he can make it funny (for us, laughing at him, not with him)

he should carry around little ducks in his pockets and then get mad when they stab through the twinkie wrappers

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


poo poo credit where credit is due, trump lets other people be themselves so he can poo poo on them, other people just call him things he knows he's not

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Sherbert Hoover posted:

he should carry around little ducks in his pockets and then get mad when they stab through the twinkie wrappers

:hmmyes:



do you think trump likes twinkies too? they don't seem like his style

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
he wouldn't be able to open the plastic wrapper and would get all fussy and make someone else do it

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
it’s gonna kick so much rear end when trump drops dead lol

i hope it’s at a rally, too

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

new kind of cat posted:

it’s gonna kick so much rear end when trump drops dead lol

i hope it’s at a rally, too

the qanon freaks will claim that he's still alive for at least 20-30 years lmao

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG67fBYtV_A

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


veepfake posted:

poo poo credit where credit is due, trump lets other people be themselves so he can poo poo on them, other people just call him things he knows he's not

like, he represents freedom, respects others individuality, etc etc, that way. he's just also a stupid rear end in a top hat

full point
Jan 21, 2006

Bethamphetamine posted:

after a New York state judge determined this week that he committed fraud by substantially exaggerating his wealth for business dealings, Melania is reportedly taking precautions. Page Six reports that the former first lady has renegotiated her marital prenup with Trump to protect the financial interests of her son, 17-year-old, 6’10” Barron, as her husband’s legal troubles and bills pile up.

Per the tabloid’s source, this is “at least the third time” Melania has renegotiated her prenup with the former president.

“Melania is most concerned about maintaining and increasing a substantial trust for their son, Barron,” a source said, as she hoped to secure “a specific amount at minimum” for the very tall teen.

kaleedity posted:

six foot ten inches what the fuc k

alnilam posted:

I love how they just pepper the article with unnecessary references to how incredibly tall he is

I just wanted to give a special shout-out to Bethamphetamine! Your subtle, stealthy ways are definitely appreicated by some who have not yet achieved complete and total brain ensmoothening.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Beth ftw 😁

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1707875945112064337?s=20

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
divorced trump will be more powerful than you can possibly imagine

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