Elon Musk: Elon is city

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Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed.
Yes	420	4.43%
No	69	0.73%
Goku	9001	94.85%
Total:	9490 votes

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Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

I want to learn more about ethical consumption from The Pussy Boss.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:10

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# ? May 29, 2024 02:32

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1707893108644380710

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:12

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

I don't even own a television, bub!

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:12

Mr Interweb: Aug 25, 2004

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

is this is a bit, or are platinum users like twitter blue users in that anyone could be one as long as they pay for it?

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:15

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Woke Mind Virus posted:

I made a blue sky account because good billionaire made it

I hear the good billionaire and batman have never been seen in the same room at the same time.

I assume it's cos he's allergic to batmen or something.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:16

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

I stopped using it because it sucks now

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:16

kik2dagroin: Mar 23, 2007; Use the anger. Use it.

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1707893108644380710

lmao

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:23

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

well? i]m waitng

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:24

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

capitalism is good now

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:25

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

please tell me this bad news because I have no idea who owns these things

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:27

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

he's gonna look like a real rear end in a top hat when it turns out to be three kids inside of a billionaires suit

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:28

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

get their rear end

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:29

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Everything is so stupid lol

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:29

DeeplyConcerned: Apr 29, 2008; I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

i uh ..... err...... uhm.......

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:32

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

thread title

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:33

Too Many Birds: Jan 8, 2020

it would be nice to just see less nazis op

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:34

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

WrasslorMonkey posted:

thread title

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:34

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 14 days!

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1707860072595083623?t=zgBGgFCAgzWeLdJhFJue9Q&s=19

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:52

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Actually, I'm laughing

# ? Sep 30, 2023 00:56

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

I don't read legacy media propaganda much anymore. It's a waste of time and a sadness generator.

Just get my news from CSPAM - much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor.

Sooo much better!

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:10

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

finally someone brave enough to say this

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:16

spaceblancmange: Apr 19, 2018; #essereFerrari

Just a Moron posted:

I don't read legacy media propaganda much anymore. It's a waste of time and a sadness generator.

Just get my news from CSPAM - much more immediate, has actual world-class subject matter experts and tons of humor.

Sooo much better!

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:21

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1707860072595083623?t=zgBGgFCAgzWeLdJhFJue9Q&s=19

Last time I checked, it was mostly him reading/commenting on Twitter accounts that exist to promote anti-immigrant sentiment. So yeah I guess if that's what you're looking for, sure Elon.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:25

Ashmole: Oct 5, 2008; _{This wish was granted by Former DILF}

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:29

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1707860072595083623?t=zgBGgFCAgzWeLdJhFJue9Q&s=19

I never thought id be able to watch a billionaire go absolutely Howard Hughes insane in real time

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:37

Teratrain: Aug 23, 2007; Waiting for Godot

Ashmole posted:

Can anyone else hear this image

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:39

DeeplyConcerned: Apr 29, 2008; I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

now Elon, when you shot that gun thug, did you draw first or did he?

".......................he did"

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:53

Gabagool: Jul 20, 2020

Legacy Media says the owner of the everything app ranked lower than Jersey Mike�s on the App Store

# ? Sep 30, 2023 01:56

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Gabagool posted:

Legacy Media says the owner of the everything app ranked lower than Jersey Mike’s on the App Store

that's just because everyone has already installed it since he made it so popular, so no one needs to download it anymore

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:00

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

Tbf Jersey Mike's is pretty good

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:05

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1707849566660530507?s=20

lmao

I know what you're thinking. Did I pay 44 billion or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:10

Numerical Anxiety: Sep 2, 2011; Hello.

Ashmole posted:

I am happy to see that even as regional forms of life give way to globalization, the slack-jawed yokel has found a way to adapt.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:15

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1707878865459159246?t=mYGwkqCldXHz0_kh-eFftw&s=19

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:26

FirstnameLastname: Jul 10, 2022

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://htpwitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1707878865459159246?t=mYGwkqCldXHz0_kh-eFftw&s=19

ban

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:34

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

FirstnameLastname posted:

ban

working on it

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:36

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Grey Fox posted:

https://twitter.com/ChudsOfTikTok/status/1707893108644380710

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:37

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

sexually good musk

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:37

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:38

Dante80: Mar 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1707915765977055584

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:45

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# ? May 29, 2024 02:32

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

The Pussy Boss posted:

so people posting the "blue sky" codes. So you left Twitter because an evil billionaire owns it now?

So like, did you also stop watching cable news and network TV, and using Facebook, Youtube, and Instagram, and reading newspapers like the NYT, WaPo, or your local Gannett-owned paper, and buying Apple and Microsoft products, and shopping at Wal-Mart and Home Depot, and eating McDonalds, and drinking Coca-Cola and Starbucks, and buying Nike shoes...

Cause I have bad news about who owns all that poo poo

Techno Mechanicus Musk

# ? Sep 30, 2023 02:47

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