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FAT32 SHAMER posted:The world will be bathed in Hawaiian blue soon enough Inshallah
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Also I'd hand out those foam noodles to the seats behind the goal posts. I feel like that doesn't happen enough anymore. And also 1 in 10 seats has a Nickleodeon BOOM BAT and a sack of super balls I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
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https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7284088593532898602 hoes mad
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MJeff posted:I regret to inform the celebrating Lions fans that we are actually terrible people. I have gibbs on my fantasy team but you'd have to be a real sicko to be mad at montgomery getting some glory after he was rescued from bears hell
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Sep 30, 2023 04:17
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Good. Now can we get Noho Hank to do a rendition of this?
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Me, a dog: OW OW OW OW OW OW WHAT IS A "GOLD PACKAGE" AND WHY DOES IT HURT MY EARS
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Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen is fuckin’ pissed.
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bruh scalped his eyebrows and cryin about 414 gassing up the UP BRUH
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Victor Vermis posted:bruh scalped his eyebrows and cryin about 414 gassing up the UP BRUH...has alopecia areata. Note the lack of eyelashes. He didnt scalp anything. BRUH
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ZombieCrew posted:BRUH...has alopecia areata. Note the lack of eyelashes. He didnt scalp anything. my bad bruh BUT STILL, :fire emoji, fire emoji, gas can, automobile, lion face, lion face, happy emoji face:
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lmao. “I hate the Detroit Lions so much,” Did he watch NFL football before last year? Acting like this rivalry has ever been more than one-sided until now is just silly. The packers and their fans have largely been unaware the Lions existed for a few decades.
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Victor Vermis posted:my bad bruh Lol Indeed.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:lmao. “I hate the Detroit Lions so much,” I used to feel sorry for the Lions, but then Suh stomped on that one guy’s chest and I’ve hated them ever since. Really, Jim Schwartz and his whole thing made the Lions hatable again. 
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It is thanksgiving day 2003. Mike McMahon is leading the lions to victory over Green Bay. I will never understand why he didn't become an all-pro starter in the National Football League. It is thanksgiving day 2013. Marshall Newhouse's body is on Mars, but his jersey is in Detroit, doing fuckall to stop a divisional matchup massacre. It is thanksgiving day 2023. The aliens have landed and Green Bay will never have to worry about a complete season without a hall of fame QB ever again
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Suh just hated quarterbacks. Thats not a crime
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:I wish suh played hockey tbh Remember that time he came out on a Zamboni? When the Red Wings had a 3-1 lead on the Blackhawks, the Tigers were the top of the AL and the Lions were playoff contenders? Feels like that was the last time any of the Detroit teams were good. And that was a frickin' decade ago. 
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:Fantasy football is heaps of fun provided you don’t start out as a loser manchild You do know where you're posting right?
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Nervous posted:You do know where you're posting right? I usually post in the body builder sub forum so I guess you could have a point
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Hot Diggity! posted:Wasn't the Suh Stomp on a lineman? Yup. Evan Dietrich-Smith.
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Yup. Evan Dietrich-Smith. pretty stompable name, tbf
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Victor Vermis posted:pretty stompable name, tbf Supposedly he kept untying Suh’s shoelaces. 
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Supposedly he kept untying Suh’s shoelaces. I'd expect nothing less from a guy who is named like a german prince
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Supposedly he kept untying Suh’s shoelaces. Suh just couldn't appreciate a good Vaudeville routine
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It's time to take the '92 Chargers' 0-4 start to 11-1 comeback record away from them.
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Danny LaFever posted:Suh just hated quarterbacks. Thats not a crime Yet he never joined the Bears... 
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ZombieCrew posted:oh no...they sold all the tickets to people that wanted to attend. Gimme a break. Were cranky old pack fans up in arms over this? I know plenty of old Packer fans rooting for the team to suck. All of them, every one, thinks this will mean a return to the good ol days (the 70s and 80s, of course) when all the packer fans trudged together to the stadium for a loss and everyone cheered and lost together. Losing brings people together, shared suffering is a gift! There's always idiots who think they can turn pack the clock for their imaginary past, and these clowns selling their tickets to the other team are keeping us from paradise! Plenty of these old farts (hi) don't get that there's other things to do nowadays, even in little ol Green Bay. The old world ain't coming back. Anyway, just wanted to point that delusion out - lots of these folks keep it to themselves, but get em talking and the bullshit will start oozing out. Or don't. I'm not your dad.
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ZombieCrew posted:oh no...they sold all the tickets to people that wanted to attend. Gimme a break. Were cranky old pack fans up in arms over this? it's the other way around -- it's the young fans who were fired up about the attendance. The Gold Package holders are old and cranky.
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:Making spoiled boomer sports fan cranky gets my motor running, folks Yeah, Monty is The motor city running
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Lmao "after the game when the stands emptied, the road team managed to have enough fans to fill a small section. "
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Supposedly he kept untying Suh’s shoelaces. Suh-laces
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