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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ungratek posted:

Chelsea dropping 10 figures and not getting a single title winning player

They don't have a single match winning player.

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hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
Everyone who played Luton is a winner

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Ungratek posted:

Chelsea dropping 10 figures and not getting a single title winning player

Or a single goal scoring player.

Barely a single player tbh.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

3 months after the 2023 Champions League final, Ataturk Olympic Stadium's field is so dire that the government dyed the grass with green food coloring up try to hide it

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Pretty sure it has been posted here before, (possibly even by me), but the elite shithousery by Galatasaray staff to use tractors to absolutely wreck the pitch before their CL match vs Juve, which they won, lol



sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
That time Zinedine Zidane scored an outrageous Panelka penalty in a World Cup Final and then was later sent off in ET for head butting the poo poo out of Materazzi

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

The wife of a poster in this forum snapping his FIFA disc because he got so mad

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Suqit’s triangles post.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Antony doing some silly 720 degrees spin skill move and passes the ball out of play immediately after

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the FA having to hire a professional to advise on the exact meaning and context of the phrase "la concha de tu hermana"

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

sticksy posted:

That time Zinedine Zidane scored an outrageous Panelka penalty in a World Cup Final and then was later sent off in ET for head butting the poo poo out of Materazzi

And how France lost the World Cup by hitting the crossbar and two amazing goalies not making a single loving save in the shootout

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
The original Shteeeeve McClaren video

Dave Angel
Sep 8, 2004

The time Renato Sanches passed to an advertising board

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Dave Angel posted:

The time Renato Sanches passed to an advertising board

loving lol, straight at the carabao logo

https://youtu.be/mMvJMtQ88e4?si=fyrQ38otJtwqYNR6

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



sticksy posted:

That time Zinedine Zidane scored an outrageous Panelka penalty in a World Cup Final and then was later sent off in ET for head butting the poo poo out of Materazzi

A what now?? Did Anelka coin this term?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
That time Canada made the world cup, got a penalty within 10 minutes and decided to not have their striker who takes them for his pro club kick the ball

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

ilmucche posted:

That time Canada made the world cup, got a penalty within 10 minutes and decided to not have their striker who takes them for his pro club kick the ball

Heh


Hehe



Hehehehehehehe




:smith:

A Passing Feeling
Mar 18, 2009

karim rekik trying and failing to start a karim rekik chant while a bunch of dutch children laugh at him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkCGThv96Io&t=46s

EC10
Jan 17, 2005

We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like Nin-po-po
We like NIN---PO!

shut up blegum posted:

Antony doing some silly 720 degrees spin skill move and passes the ball out of play immediately after

That’s not funny, little buddy just got a bit dizzy. Hopefully he’s ok now

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1iJbb6Lg7I

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
District of Culembia

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0dQ4Kj-Cb4

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

its good, but surely not better than this:

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

nawilo_420 posted:

its good, but surely not better than this:


sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

nawilo_420 posted:

its good, but surely not better than this:



That was only a yellow card though

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Ref was bribed with half a truck filled with frikandel

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Jozy Altidore at Sunderland

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Five tool striker

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

sticksy posted:

That was only a yellow card though

VAR Check Complete : Popped out to buy a Twix.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



sticksy posted:

That was only a yellow card though

Probably because it was in the final.

In 2010, before VAR

And the ref was Howard Webb

Dell_Zincht fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Oct 3, 2023

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

howard webb desperately trying to not be the ref that spoilt a world cup final by reducing the underdogs to ten men after thirty minutes

eleven dutchmen running round kicking spaniards like they're bas rutten in a bar fight

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

FullLeatherJacket posted:

eleven dutchmen running round kicking spaniards like they're bas rutten in a bar fight

yeah, it was great

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

FullLeatherJacket posted:

howard webb desperately trying to not be the ref that spoilt a world cup final by reducing the underdogs to ten men after thirty minutes

eleven dutchmen running round kicking spaniards like they're bas rutten in a bar fight

I can't think of a situation where I wouldn't support people doing Tekken moves on Busquets

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Only trust your fists
VAR will never help you

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Thanks Ants posted:

Only trust your fists
VAR will never help you

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

nawilo_420 posted:

yeah, it was great

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


fortunate sithole

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Thanks Ants posted:

Only trust your fists
VAR will never help you

lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Paul Pogba left Manchester United on a free transfer, then they signed him back for eighty-nine million pounds, then he left on a free transfer again

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c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Spurs finally getting to a CL final and being Origi'd

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