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Milo and POTUS posted:To hell with beetlejuice, if you say it four times, they appear why would we say beetlejuice four times?
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Sep 29, 2023 12:27
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:why would we say beetlejuice four times? You get a handy from a congressperson.
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Sep 29, 2023 13:59
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Dameius posted:You get a handy from a congressperson. 
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Sep 29, 2023 14:02
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Rep. B. Teljuice R-NY
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Dameius posted:You get a handy from a congressperson. I get my beetle juiced?
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GhostDog posted:I get my beetle juiced? You pay a lil extra, you get the "Cockchafer"
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Risutora posted:i thought that was the eve6 person and was real confused why they were sad about mr t being sane I too tricked myself in this way for about 10 seconds.
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Sep 29, 2023 16:48
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Milo and POTUS posted:Eveforamerica show that man some god drat RESPECT. He was sucked off by Nancy Reagan for god's sakes
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Sep 29, 2023 16:54
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Okay Matthew Gertz
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Ommin posted:Apparently, it wasn't that uncommon. Nancy "Throat GOAT" Reagan. Something something trickle down.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Nancy "Throat GOAT" Reagan. Something something trickle down.   
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Sep 29, 2023 19:38
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Do you think she ordered extra guac-guac at Mexican restaurants
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Sep 29, 2023 19:45
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Sep 29, 2023 20:42
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Nuebot posted:This is one of the many problems with rich fucks buying land and property on the various islands because they almost always either try to block poo poo off in illegal ways, or succeed in blocking poo poo off in legal ways and in either case doing anything about it is always a long uphill fight that goes nowhere because fining a rich gently caress five thousand dollars or whatever to unblock a beach is loving nothing when he's just going to pay it to no detriment and block it again while screaming about how he paid good money so he should own everything. There are so many roads here that are just not traversable anymore because some jackass just built a wall across it and the government just won't do anything about it. And this poo poo absolutely harms people because, just using Oahu for example, half the island only has one way to reach the other half, and so if there's ever any kind of major traffic accident or any poo poo at all happens to the one god drat road we have; gently caress us all. It'd be cool to like, have a road going across the island so a single traffic accident can't obliterate half a day's worth of transit essentially, but gently caress you. Or for them to go around the other way (which it used to IIRC but the road washed out ages ago) but again, gently caress you. gently caress the actual residents, basically. gently caress them and I guess hopefully we'll all die one day so they can just convert all of the land we live on to hotels and resorts. Reading all of the news articles about famous people with like 20 homes donating the absolute minimum for good press to people who just lost everything over on Maui has me real mad. Dont forget DLNR refuses to allow people to use seawalls so homes on the north shore are falling into the god drat ocean, and on the east coast Kam Highway has like 6 inches between the road and the water, and they have sand bags there like that'll do gently caress all.
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repiv posted:https://twitter.com/DaveOshry/status/1707610230421696707 is this loss?
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kazil posted:is this loss? It’s David Mitchell
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Do you think she ordered extra guac-guac at Mexican restaurants She calls the young man who makes it “guac-kun”.
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Making-your-own-debit-card continues to be amazing https://twitter.com/salmaduhh/status/1707557575217004637
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I see the dick-sucking factory is ramping up production.
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Hyperlynx posted:I see the dick-sucking factory is ramping up production. All labeled DO NOT HUMP of course
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/realjackeason/status/1706329442585301360?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw lmao all they had to do was cut to the guy screaming but no, gotta show that kid's head getting sucked up into the car's wheel and mulched.
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Cleretic posted:I have a firm belief that there's no way to film someone getting hit by a car in a way that isn't hilarious, and filmmakers keep proving me right while trying to prove me wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FwLlKpKjHU I didn't actually find this ad funny - it worked as intended on me - but all my friends thought it was hilarious.
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Sep 30, 2023 06:33
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Super smart to buy a house right now while prices are insane and mortgage rates are through the ceiling.
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Insane homeowners and landlords everywhere believe that the totality of society and state exists to prop them up, personally, because by owning a piece of dirt, they are the foundation upon which the rest of the world rests. So even if their decision to buy makes no sense, it's the moral thing to do, and it's the obligation of everybody else to take care of their dumb rear end.
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Man, whatever happened to, like, just living in a house.
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Hippocrass posted:Man, whatever happened to, like, just living in a house. Living? In this economy?
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Lol at this rube who do not know they can monetize the act of "living"
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It's time to gamify home ownership
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Lol at this rube who do not know they can monetize the act of "living" Best I can do is exist in a state of permanent existential dread, as a service
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steinrokkan posted:Insane homeowners and landlords everywhere believe that the totality of society and state exists to prop them up, personally, because by owning a piece of dirt, they are the foundation upon which the rest of the world rests. They don't even own the dirt. You can just take that dirt, they can't stop you.
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steinrokkan posted:Insane homeowners and landlords everywhere believe that the totality of society and state exists to prop them up, personally, because by owning a piece of dirt, they are the foundation upon which the rest of the world rests. Wasn't there a political strategist at some point who figured out a good chunk of voters generally turned conservative the moment they bought a house?
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Clerical Terrors posted:Wasn't there a political strategist at some point who figured out a good chunk of voters generally turned conservative the moment they bought a house? I heard somewhere on here that turning people into conservatives by home ownership was a thatcher strategy but idk enough about angleland to weigh in
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Thatcher brought in right to buy, which sold off the social housing stock to the people living in them, both annihilating the supply of social housing and creating a boom of people who only cared about house prices. The problem with conservatism is that eventually you run out of other people's houses.
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Phosphine posted:Can someone American (presumably?) explain the joke here? Well, you see, Baby Gronk stole Livvy from the Drip King. On his visit to LSU, Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy, and they started dating. They're so in love, Baby Gronk got Livvy's name tattooed on his arm! Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is Livvy just using him for clout? HTH.
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Hippocrass posted:Man, whatever happened to, like, just living in a house. Because it's a property ladder, I buy a starter home, then sell it at a profit, then buy a better house, and up and up until I'm an aristocratic landowner. No I'm not going to build more houses, that's just dumb.
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