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Warbird posted:Oh I can top that. During college I’d regularly make “soup burritos” that would be my sole substance for multiple days at a time. You’d make a big batch of rice in a rice cooker and when it finished you’d dump a can of soup or two in there and stir it up to be a mostly solid mass of whatever you added flavored rice. Toss that into some large tortillas and boom, a “meal”. Ditch the tortilla and you've got a decent rice bowl, if you're poor. I make "bachelor chow" which is just a massive pot of rice, beans, cheese, chicken and whatever veggies I have available. Serves decently cold so you can just scoop some out instead of getting a burger.
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# ? Sep 9, 2023 03:11 |
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Elviscat posted:That's my point, yes. Chickpeas change in volume when cooking is similar or equal to other legumes. Lentils are smaller than chickpeas
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# ? Sep 9, 2023 06:09 |
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Planet Piss posted:Lentils are smaller than chickpeas And that's why nobody would pay to have a lentil in their soup.
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# ? Sep 9, 2023 07:02 |
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What's bigger, a cup of lentils or a cup of chickpeas?
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# ? Sep 9, 2023 14:12 |
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Herbotron posted:What's bigger, a cup of lentils or a cup of chickpeas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg
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# ? Sep 9, 2023 14:14 |
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Screaming Idiot posted:And that's why nobody would pay to have a lentil in their soup.
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# ? Sep 9, 2023 22:17 |
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They'll never tell you this but boxed stuffing is cheap, delicious, and can just kinda be dumped in a pan with some meat and veggies and disappear into the oven. Also works great in meatloaf and in the crock pot. Basically any meal you can dump together and forget about until it smells good.
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# ? Sep 10, 2023 11:27 |
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Herbotron posted:What's bigger, a cup of lentils or a cup of chickpeas? Measured dry, the chickpeas after soaking. 3x a chickpea is a lot more volume than 3x a lentil. Measured wet, the lentils as they will fill more space in the cup than bulky chickpeas. Measured in flavor, just curry everything and it's all good
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# ? Sep 10, 2023 12:08 |
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Desert Bus posted:They'll never tell you this but boxed stuffing is cheap, delicious, and can just kinda be dumped in a pan with some meat and veggies and disappear into the oven. Also works great in meatloaf and in the crock pot. Basically any meal you can dump together and forget about until it smells good.
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# ? Sep 10, 2023 21:52 |
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It's a lifehack when the stuffing has been in your pantry since last November and you're sick of seeing it in there
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# ? Sep 14, 2023 21:06 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:It's a lifehack when the stuffing has been in your pantry since last November and you're sick of seeing it in there This bird gets it
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# ? Sep 14, 2023 21:44 |
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Please don’t stuff, cook, and eat LITERALLY A BIRD
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# ? Sep 14, 2023 23:17 |
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Desert Bus would never! but thank you for looking out
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 01:33 |
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I feel like there is a joke here I am not able to properly formulate so [enter joke here]
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 02:11 |
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The joke is that their username is “literally a bird”, implying that they are, in fact, a bird. I think.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 03:06 |
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Warbird posted:The joke is that their username is “literally a bird”, implying that they are, in fact, a bird. Yeah well it takes one to kn- Oh. Right.
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Professor Shark posted:Please don’t stuff, cook, and eat LITERALLY A BIRD Of course not. That makes it much harder to cook both the bird and the stuffing. You cook the stuffing (technically dressing since you didn't, ya know, stuff it in the bird) and the bird separately.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 15:23 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD has always been super nice to me a bunch and even did some wizardry as an admin to get my best friend his death permaban. I will happily cook and eat other birds but this one is off limits.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 17:31 |
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At least with stale stuffing. They’re a “this years stuffing” kind of poster.
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# ? Sep 15, 2023 19:23 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2023 18:52 |
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i love how lovely the final product in this is https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s1cesntIZG1r0uzl6.mp4
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# ? Sep 21, 2023 19:46 |
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Just saw the lifehack of "book an Airbnb for two people so that the host doesn't know You're traveling alone" and that isn't the ringing endorsement of airbnb they think it is
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# ? Sep 23, 2023 17:33 |
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lifehack from this guy interrupting a street preacher https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qpyvd6kXGT1x4pmbc.mp4
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 21:57 |
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It's still extramarital.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 22:23 |
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If marital sex is good then obviously extramarital sex is even better.
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# ? Sep 24, 2023 22:50 |
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OwlFancier posted:If marital sex is good then obviously extramarital sex is even better. If you like marriage, you will love extra marriage.
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# ? Sep 25, 2023 00:20 |
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Paladinus posted:It's still extramarital. Pretermarital and -natural.
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# ? Sep 25, 2023 09:22 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2023 23:20 |
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Is this fucker using power bricks as a panini press
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# ? Sep 30, 2023 17:33 |
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DicktheCat posted:Is this fucker using power bricks as a panini press Poorly, it's not going to get hot enough to trigger the Maillard reaction and so he's just going to get a warm soggy sandwich.
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# ? Sep 30, 2023 17:42 |
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Kwyndig posted:Poorly, it's not going to get hot enough to trigger the Maillard reaction and so he's just going to get a warm soggy sandwich. would
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# ? Sep 30, 2023 18:13 |
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why would the maillard reaction be involved in reheating a pre-baked pastry
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# ? Sep 30, 2023 18:14 |
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Dip Viscous posted:I'm really glad my mother got me involved with the cooking from a very young age and had me actually cooking dinner by the time I was 10. I'm still not a great cook, but it was enough to make me 90th percentile among people I personally know. This, but with cleaning and ironing. I had to teach my wife how to wash clothing in college, and still can't get over that she- a 19 year old college student- didn't know how to sort a basic pile of clothing while I had been doing things like ironing delicate dresses since elementary school. I wish I had been taught to cook proper, but I knew enough growing up to cut things well enough, and do a few basics. Following a recipe has never been an issue for me, at least. Some people seem to have problems with that, and I'm not sure why?
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# ? Sep 30, 2023 18:21 |
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DicktheCat posted:Is this fucker using power bricks as a panini press as a sausage roll warmer
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# ? Sep 30, 2023 18:38 |
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OwlFancier posted:as a sausage roll warmer Tell your mom I said “Hi”
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# ? Sep 30, 2023 20:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0BbWZoiRdQ
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# ? Oct 3, 2023 21:17 |
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Probably blew out half the filter in the process. Doesn't do you any good to get the dust out if you shred the filter.
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# ? Oct 4, 2023 17:16 |
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good lifehack https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s2ehi37nzw1r0uzl6.mp4
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# ? Oct 12, 2023 19:26 |
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Merry Christmas I got you "my hair is a tree" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpIAK1fWckA
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# ? Dec 3, 2023 15:57 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 21:35 |
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Dip Viscous posted:I'm really glad my mother got me involved with the cooking from a very young age and had me actually cooking dinner by the time I was 10. I'm still not a great cook, but it was enough to make me 90th percentile among people I personally know. I was at a friend’s house and he was peeling potatoes for his large family. But he was using a small paring knife and it was taking him minutes to do each potato. I just wanted to scream at him to buy a loving potato peeler. It’ll take a few seconds and your kids won’t starve to death waiting!
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