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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

a lot of fans are asking for another royal rumble as well. They asked me about it

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG


ThatBasqueGuy is at rehab and Autisinal Cheese is on vacation
ddinkins and a Mystery Partner vs tawal and a Mystery Partner

Falls Count Anywhere
If FilthyImp wins, he challenges for the Ring of Dishonor Next Week on Titan
FilthyImp vs TheSwizzler

New Ladies Face Off
Subjunctive vs Tenkaris

Winner is official SAW necromancer
ghosthorse vs verbal enema

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #1

neoaxd vs Major Isoor vs Lpzie vs Tarquinn vs PewdiePie vs Stiev Awt

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #2

Literally a Person vs tmfc vs Cthulu Carl vs Vincent Van Goatse vs SuplexLiberace vs vyelkin

haha what vs Leraika vs sb hermit vs Grassy Knowles vs Space Kablooey vs marumaru

PYF Title
Cavauro vs That DICK!

Deathmatch

Harold Fjord vs A Killer From SAS

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's true that i beat that dick a few weeks ago. but we made a good team recently too. it feels easy to take that dick for granted or underestimate that dick. you never know what's going to happen but in a lot of ways this feels like the end of a particular road, one way or the other. i want to beat that dick again but more than anything i want to give it all i've got. And jack off

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

Cavauro posted:

it's true that i beat that dick a few weeks ago. but we made a good team recently too. it feels easy to take that dick for granted or underestimate that dick. you never know what's going to happen but in a lot of ways this feels like the end of a particular road, one way or the other. i want to beat that dick again but more than anything i want to give it all i've got. And jack off

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004


hahahahaha

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

TheSwizzler posted:



New Ladies Face Off
Subjunctive vs Tenkaris

No rear end versus Max rear end :sexarse:

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Hahaha, yes. Can't wait for Swizzler to squash me like a big blue bug.

The only way this could be any better is if it was a one-man-hazard deathmatch that would eliminate me on loss. :sickos:

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
GET hosed

Shions of Qud





Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

King Copy, was it? big fan of your work, sir. just tremendous energy. the way you throw those kicks, just phenomenal. i told my wife, don't watch tonight, and well, sir, it appears i was right. great wrestling sense, the way you stood in the corner and let the 3 of us tire each other out. the way you took a beating for 2 minutes before going for a pin from my blind side. i can see why you're the King. take it easy, sir.

Hazamuth
May 9, 2007

the original bugsy

Even after being beaten down by that nasty whizzard I will rise from the ground I've been pounded into and continue my crusade for cruelty-free parlor tricks. You better retreat into a pocket dimension for a good night's sleep or otherwise you might just wake up in the middle of a night to find a pair of beady little red eyes watching you.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:



Deathmatch
Harold Fjord vs A Killer From SAS

You guys have been killing it with the special guests in the deathmatches, looking forward to this.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:




6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #2

Literally a Person vs tmfc vs Cthulu Carl vs Vincent Van Goatse vs SuplexLiberace vs vyelkin

Gonna shuck the corn cob

Gonna scrape the "mayo" off tmfc and smear it all over the living poo poo sandwich that is Vincent van ******.

Probably just gonna do a regular murder on the regular guys. Maybe feed them the corn and the sandwich.

My master plan of the Bike and the Belt was foiled. My new master plan starts now. I'm already taking new and more drugs started a new training regimen.

Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Sep 29, 2023

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Got the results from medical, I will have to take next week off to let the elbow recover
I'm also taking the opportunity to have some other issues looked at
It had taken a lot of damage in the match against Lady Radia but it had recovered well enough to do the ladder match
But it was not ready to take the brutal and targeted attack against it I suffered yesterday
It was an ambush, a quick beatdown using implements and I was too focused on protecting myself to see who it was or how many it was that attacked me
The obvious suspect in Namtab, they did after all mysteriously end up in possession of the baton... but I know them well enough to know they could not have pulled off that attack alone
They are also enough of a scavenging hyena to have simply taken the opportunity to steal it

Either way I'm getting that baton back, you talked about wanting to have a hell in a cell match over it before?
Well when I get cleared to wrestle again I'm gonna give you hell - wether it's in a cell or not, wether you want it or not

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

I refuse to defend the baton before the PPV, and will instead be stealing another item instead because I want to have my wish granted.


Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

That’s a cool hat you got there Roxy….. see you on Neon…..


biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




TheSwizzler posted:

The SAW Men's World Championship will be decided by the 6-6-6 tournament

6 qualifying matches

6 men per match

6-way for the title on October 29th

nobody should be concerned about this and i definitely don't have any devious pumpkin-demon-related plans that go along with this



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
Is the thread title supposed to say Tuesday Night Titan?

Shions of Qud





That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Cavauro posted:

it's true that i beat that dick a few weeks ago. but we made a good team recently too. it feels easy to take that dick for granted or underestimate that dick. you never know what's going to happen but in a lot of ways this feels like the end of a particular road, one way or the other. i want to beat that dick again but more than anything i want to give it all i've got. And jack off

ill kick the stink outta yo rear end~!

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
Full 6-6-6 Qualifier List:

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #1 - Titan 10-03
neoaxd vs Major Isoor vs Lpzie vs Tarquinn vs PewdiePie vs Stiev Awt

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #2 - Titan 10-03
Literally a Person vs tmfc vs Cthulu Carl vs Vincent Van Goatse vs SuplexLiberace vs vyelkin

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #3: - Neon 10-05
King copy vs Wiggly Wayne DDS vs B33rChiller vs CubicalSucrose vs BRJurgis vs Mekchu

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #4: - Neon 10-05
IGgy IGsen vs prayer group vs CrescentWrench vs ilmucche vs KungFuGrip vs Ohtori Akio

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #5 - Titan - 10-10
Jeremor vs TheSwizzler vs FurnaceFace vs MacheteZombie vs FilthyImp vs ddinkins

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #6: Titan - 10-10
Insetik vs Kild vs ThatBasqueGuy vs biosterous vs Danaru vs tawal

TheSwizzler fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Oct 4, 2023

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Major Isoor, Lpzie, Tarquinn, PewdiePie, Stiev Awt... open your ears, 'cause I'm only going to say this once.

https://voca.ro/1491NZveY13n

-🦀

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

neoaxd posted:

Major Isoor, Lpzie, Tarquinn, PewdiePie, Stiev Awt... open your ears, 'cause I'm only going to say this once.

https://voca.ro/1491NZveY13n

-🦀

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
No wrestling till tuesday man what the gently caress

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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

verbal enema posted:

No wrestling till tuesday man what the gently caress

fun fact: you have the most (canon, recorded) match appearences at 17
in the womens division grassy knowles and namtab both have 16
while in the mens division crescent wrench, your friend sk, filthy imp and shinjobi* all have 16
e: *shinjobi has one double booking so i missed him at first

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Megamissen posted:

fun fact: you have the most (canon, recorded) match appearences at 17
in the womens division grassy knowles and namtab both have 16
while in the mens division crescent wrench, your friend sk and filthy imp all have 16

Yooooooooooooo I'm the flagship wrestler!!!

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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

verbal enema posted:

Yooooooooooooo I'm the flagship wrestler!!!

I dunno, friend. you’re a good wrestler but I think a flagship could beat you handily

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007


I'll be recovering until 10/10, Subjunctve is a beast.

sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





verbal enema posted:

Yooooooooooooo I'm the flagship wrestler!!!

we love to see it!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Megamissen posted:

fun fact: you have the most (canon, recorded) match appearences at 17
in the womens division grassy knowles and namtab both have 16
while in the mens division crescent wrench, your friend sk, filthy imp and shinjobi* all have 16
e: *shinjobi has one double booking so i missed him at first

Pretty conspicuous for a guy in exile, I must say.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

MacheteZombie posted:



I'll be recovering until 10/10, Subjunctve is a beast.

I just got a little bit excited

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:

Full 6-6-6 Qualifier List:

6-6-6 Tournament Qualifier #5 - Titan - 10-10
Jeremor vs TheSwizzler vs FurnaceFace vs MacheteZombie vs Wiggly Wayne DDS vs ddinkins

Ball busters, bronco busters, banzai drops, oh my.

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG


Sunday, October 29th at 4PM EDT

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

TheSwizzler posted:



Sunday, October 29th at 4PM EDT

Spooky! :spooky:

Shions of Qud





sb hermit
Dec 13, 2016





Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




TheSwizzler posted:



Sunday, October 29th at 4PM EDT

Halloween themed suits for everyone (except bio, he wears his year round).

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheSwizzler posted:



Sunday, October 29th at 4PM EDT

:letsgo:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Furnaceface posted:

Halloween themed suits for everyone (except bio, he wears his year round).

Out of respect for the flawless game that is WWE 2k23, bio dresses in special gear celebrating INDEpendence Day

tawal
Feb 7, 2012

real cute, guys, but he goes by bios. learn the lore

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

MacheteZombie posted:



I'll be recovering until 10/10, Subjunctve is a beast.

lol

TheSwizzler posted:



Sunday, October 29th at 4PM EDT

:cool:

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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Commentary table is the gas chamber

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neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

KungFu Grip posted:

Commentary table is the gas chamber

if vampiro's there, yeah!

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