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how long does trump go to jail for?
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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




AOC has a bunch of gross text messages from Gaetz so that'll be something this week

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



euphronius posted:

I wonder if being an unidicted coconspiritor in a child sex ring is against house ethics

No it's actually encouraged

Pulling a fire alarm on the other hand

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Also as someone out of the loop why are we caring about gaetz again didn't the doj and the house investigation both say "lol this was totally cool and good' already

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Spaced God posted:

Also as someone out of the loop why are we caring about gaetz again didn't the doj and the house investigation both say "lol this was totally cool and good' already

the DOJ probably felt their case was not strong enough to take down a sitting Congressman, since their star witness was a similar piece of poo poo.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
it's truly wild to me that Gaetz is not only still in office but he's actually a power broker at the national level.

wonder when he brings Santos into the fold

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
it's me

the turfempo deranged lunatic

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

magiccarpet posted:

AOC has a bunch of gross text messages from Gaetz so that'll be something this week

i am jacks total lack of surprise

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Spaced God posted:

Also as someone out of the loop why are we caring about gaetz again didn't the doj and the house investigation both say "lol this was totally cool and good' already

idk he deserves to be in a gulag

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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i'm on a posting spree

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

yeah stop

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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in other words: a psychopath

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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a.lo posted:

yeah stop

:justpost:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

a.lo posted:

yeah stop

if you stop posting online you stop posting in real life

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

a.lo posted:

yeah stop

everyone, please make sure to be welcoming of those in their “posting season” and don’t be like sad, lonely a.lo here, who would be happier to post alone instead of with pals.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



a.lo posted:

yeah stop

Go gently caress yourself

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

a.lo posted:

yeah stop

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Spaced God posted:

Go gently caress yourself

he told me to go gently caress myself

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Consummate Professional posted:

im from sacramento and I hate it there

I'm from near fresno lol, gently caress you

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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my mom called me and interrupted my posting streak

it's alright though

tiereump

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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and every trumoe you make
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a.lo posted:

he told me to go gently caress myself

who?

me?

that doesn't sound like me

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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and every trumoe you make
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reincarnation is real

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Qurnah posted:

my mom called me and interrupted my posting streak

it's alright though

tiereump

As bad or worse than when mom calls during a porn sesh?

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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and every trumoe you make
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love my sharpie pres and his supporters

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Qurneh

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
so long gay hitler

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
J6ing myself

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

WrasslorMonkey posted:

As bad or worse than when mom calls during a porn sesh?

i mean i can just press mute

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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how dare you

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

someone change my avatar to something cool. I don't know why I got this del taco cup one

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
good morning, Sunday morning

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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i mean you will probably get another chance in about 1,5 years

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

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and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
did you guys hear about this lmao

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/sep/28/new-york-satanic-cult-764-fbi

quote:

An arrest on gun possession charges in Queens, New York, in November 2021 has led the Federal Bureau of Investigation to a pedophilic, Satanist extortion cult that has victimized dozens if not hundreds of minors, according to law enforcement documents, court records and sources with knowledge of the investigation.

they're closing in on hillary

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Maybe my partner will find it funnier if I say I trusted a fart this morning and super daddy'd myself because I deffo shidoodled.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
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MLK Ultra posted:

Maybe my partner will find it funnier if I say I trusted a fart this morning and super daddy'd myself because I deffo shidoodled.

never trust a fart if you're pushing 40 or above

you fool

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Thats what I get for eating seafood for two days

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

MLK Ultra posted:

Maybe my partner will find it funnier if I say I trusted a fart this morning and super daddy'd myself because I deffo shidoodled.

lmfao I forgot about that chick. ahahaha that video is so good.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Qurnah posted:

never trust a fart if you're pushing 40 or above

you fool

Hubris taught me nothing

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Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

MLK Ultra posted:

Maybe my partner will find it funnier if I say I trusted a fart this morning and super daddy'd myself because I deffo shidoodled.

posting about trump making GBS threads his pants for so long that you start making GBS threads your pants

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