2023 NFL Coaching Carousel: The Night of Short Drives

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We Got Us A Bread: Jul 23, 2007

Diva Cupcake posted:

Didn�t Payton almost hire Rex and went the boring route with Vance instead?

What I�m saying is that the NFL is better with Rex in the league.

Yep, and based on how he went off on First Take, Rex is REALLY salty about it.

# ? Sep 27, 2023 21:43

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:13

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

lol at Titans fans worrying about ruining Willis or Levis

You can't ruin people who will never be good

# ? Sep 27, 2023 21:59

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Diva Cupcake posted:

What I�m saying is that the NFL is better with Rex in the league.

Facts

# ? Sep 28, 2023 14:03

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

There must be so much that happens with hiring players, coaches and the draft that is based on behind the scenes personality stuff we don't get to see

I can fully imagine people at the Broncos going "no. Absolutely not" when the prospect of hiring Rex came up

# ? Sep 28, 2023 16:43

Simplex: Jun 29, 2003

I mean sure, but there's a pretty spectacular miscalculation there if they didn't real realize how much Vance Joseph was disliked in Denver.

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:41

Chieves: Sep 20, 2010

Simplex posted:

I mean sure, but there's a pretty spectacular miscalculation there if they didn't real realize how much Vance Joseph was disliked in Denver.

I was guaranteed by a trusted source that Joseph was having the time of his life.

# ? Sep 28, 2023 18:50

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

crosspost from N/V:

Harlock posted:

Does your team suck? Will your head coach be escorted out of the building around midnight at the end of the regular season?

This is who will be likely to take over <insert your favorite bad team> here.

https://www.si.com/nfl/2023/09/29/future-nfl-head-coach-candidates-daily-cover

# ? Sep 29, 2023 18:51

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

LMFAO they put Luke Getsy on a head coaching list

# ? Sep 29, 2023 20:28

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

Was this article unearthed from a time capsule from july

# ? Sep 29, 2023 21:08

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Luke Getsy. Gotta buy into that Nate Hackett coaching tree if you have the chance.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 21:09

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Also Vance "Gave up 70 points to the Miami Dolphins" Joseph.

# ? Sep 29, 2023 21:10

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

AI wrote that article. Or should I say AU - artificial UNintelligence!

# ? Sep 29, 2023 21:12

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

That entire article reeks of "hey guys, I talk to coaches!" Nearly every entry is just some anonymous source gassing up his buddies.

They did nail Steichen, Ryans, and Gannon last year, so the top of the list is worth paying attention to. Everything else may as well be a PR release.

Benne fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Sep 29, 2023

# ? Sep 29, 2023 21:50

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

I think it would be cool if the Bears made Getsy their head coach

# ? Sep 29, 2023 22:36

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Phobeste posted:

Was this article unearthed from a time capsule from july

Yeah, I got that sense too, that it was written weeks ago and they sat on it to plug it into their release schedule when they saw a slow spot or something like that.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 16:25

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
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Benne posted:

That entire article reeks of "hey guys, I talk to coaches!" Nearly every entry is just some anonymous source gassing up his buddies.

They did nail Steichen, Ryans, and Gannon last year, so the top of the list is worth paying attention to. Everything else may as well be a PR release.

After reading the AFCE thread, this part felt like some North Korea style propaganda:

quote:

Ken Dorsey, offensive coordinator, Bills

After learning more about Dorsey, the most impressive part of his candidacy is the myriad ways in which he can win on offense. The Bills are one of the most versatile teams in football schematically, and Dorsey, a former quarterback at the University of Miami and with both the 49ers and Browns, has designed a dizzying system for opponents to try to match up against. Dorsey is not tied to one system. The assumption is often that the Bills are a chuck-it offense, but some of Dorsey’s best work, according to those familiar with his system, has come in the intricacies of how he designs the running game.

# ? Sep 30, 2023 23:38

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

None of that even explains why he would be a good head coach, which is fundamentally different from being a good play designer.

A lot of teams are going to chase "the next Mike McDaniel" and end up with the next Kliff Kingsbury instead.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 00:25

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

I want Ken Dorsey to get a HC job for the sideline version of his booth tantrum

# ? Oct 1, 2023 00:29

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

lou anarumo is closer to a lock than he is to being the 4th defensive maybe. brian callahan might not make it out unless burrow somehow heals up while playing or teams don't care about how things look this year because of it. but if your dad was a head coach you're in fantastic shape

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Oct 1, 2023

# ? Oct 1, 2023 00:39

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

I would just like for Kellen Moore to be the next Chargers coach because I dont want Herbert to have to learn a 4th system in 5 years

# ? Oct 1, 2023 01:01

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Cavauro posted:

lou anarumo is closer to a lock than he is to being the 4th defensive maybe. brian callahan might not make it out unless burrow somehow heals up while playing or teams don't care about how things look this year because of it. but if your dad was a head coach you're in fantastic shape

I was amazed to find out that Bill Callahan is still out there being a great o-line coach

# ? Oct 1, 2023 09:31

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

Benne posted:

None of that even explains why he would be a good head coach, which is fundamentally different from being a good play designer.

A lot of teams are going to chase "the next Mike McDaniel" and end up with the next Kliff Kingsbury instead.

I'm waiting for Wes Welker to be the hot OC candidate in 2024.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 16:00

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Benne posted:

Sean Payton, Denver Broncos

👀

# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:03

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I'm not sure they're going to fire Payton but I can imagine he re-retires with some kind of buyout

# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:07

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Sean Payton is stealing more Walmart money than Walmart steals from their own employees

# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:07

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Joseph is gone after this game, Payton�s future is going to depend on whether he can find anyone to elevate the defense to �merely bad.�

# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:09

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Hubris thy name is Sean Payton and good gently caress you

# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:38

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Paint Crop Pro posted:

Hubris thy name is Sean Payton and good gently caress you

Watch him get Caleb Williams lol

# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:44

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

mcmagic posted:

Watch him get Caleb Williams lol

Good news is they can extend him right as Wilson's contract finally ends.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 19:48

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Paint Crop Pro posted:

Good news is they can extend him right as Wilson's contract finally ends.

Thank you for your final acts of service to Seattle, Russ.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:00

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Joseph is gone after this game, Payton�s future is going to depend on whether he can find anyone to elevate the defense to �merely bad.�

Vance is Sean's scapegoat for later in the season. Much too early to fire him

# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:04

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

a neat cape posted:

Vance is Sean's scapegoat for later in the season. Much too early to fire him

Unless they manage to pull out a win here I�m not sure he will have the luxury of waiting. Losing to this Bears team has to have consequences.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:06

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

RIP Vance Joseph

# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:08

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Vance Joseph has such a humiliating career arc.

Imagine getting fired from the Broncos, crawling back to that same team years later in a demoted role, and then getting fired again.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:10

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Maybe don't bury Sean yet.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 20:28