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that shark is there to complain about the amount of piss in the water.
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Jabberlock posted:Some LinkedIn job applications want you to record a sample interview. Nothing more worse than a standard interview than one where you're talking to nobody
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HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:Bean baseball holder? Am I being pedantic if I say that it looks to me more like a baseball bean holder? My culinary senses are aroused but I'm so semantically confused rn
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By popular demand posted:that shark is there to complain about the amount of piss in the water. Shark probably looking for a fellow sharky friend, since sharks use urea for osmoregulation.
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Oct 1, 2023 17:52
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Just lookin' for a piss bud, as you do
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Dick Burglar posted:Shark probably looking for a fellow sharky friend, since sharks use urea for osmoregulation. And thats why hakarl smells like the worst men's room you've ever been in. Ten times over.
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Oct 1, 2023 20:35
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Maybe the worst men's room you've ever been in
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Splicer posted:"So tell me more about the role" *makes interested noises and expressions for 90 seconds* Usually they follow up with "Does that sound good to you?", where you have to use every ounce of brainpower and call upon your years of job experience to formulate the perfect answer: "Yes"
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Oct 1, 2023 22:02
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Phoned home but no one picked up
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Well, once you're done with the poking and the prodding and the tests, might as well find out what the drat thing tastes like.
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Splicer posted:"So tell me more about the role" *makes interested noises and expressions for 90 seconds* "Well I must say this job sounds very interesting. I must ask now what the starting salary is? Mm? Mm hmm? Oh ten million dollars per hour, you say? How legally binding, I accept!"
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Oct 2, 2023 01:30
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Phoning home via smoke signals.
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Oct 2, 2023 01:58
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ET always did look baked as gently caress.
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Oct 2, 2023 01:59
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I want to believe (that they're delicious)
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Oct 2, 2023 01:59
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Use more lube
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maybealabia posted:Use more lube no
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Oct 2, 2023 02:05
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so anyway I got really hammered last night
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Oct 2, 2023 03:29
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me and my friends would have killed and eaten ET i can tell you that much
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Solidarity with John Henry
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Oct 2, 2023 04:22
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Tools for killing a very specific type of vampire.
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davidspackage posted:Well, once you're done with the poking and the prodding and the tests, might as well find out what the drat thing tastes like. 
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Tools for killing a very specific type of vampire. For dealing with vampiles.
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:For dealing with vampiles. "I vant to suck your butt!" 
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Extra Tasty
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:For dealing with vampiles. p funny, 6/10
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madmatt112 posted:me and my friends would have killed and eaten ET i can tell you that much
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Possibly  
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Inceltown posted:This is an article on him from 2016. He's been at this for a while and has not recently grown into this look. 400 years into Hapsburg and rule, and he gives you this chin.
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Paper Tiger posted:The Shape of Voda
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I had to do this for one job and it was blessed af. They hired the day after. I'm all for not talking to someone face to face but even more for having one-sided conversations. Same with texting. I hate continuous messaging, and its funny despite the whole point in instant messaging that I take so long to reply to a single text that I might as well be writing a letter
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Oct 2, 2023 15:08
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is that the same guy who kicked an alligator?
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https://twitter.com/FightsStuff/status/1708272708067238050
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caspergers posted:I had to do this for one job and it was blessed af. They hired the day after. I'm all for not talking to someone face to face but even more for having one-sided conversations. Same with texting. I hate continuous messaging, and its funny despite the whole point in instant messaging that I take so long to reply to a single text that I might as well be writing a letter How white are you
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The unused end to Predator when Bill Duke was considered the star
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I don't think this is how you 'transform to Killer Croc' my dude.
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I don’t know why Villeneuve would replace Stellan Skarsgĺrd, but this works.
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