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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

it looks like Delorean made a truck, in a bad way.

:69snypa:

EDIT

MrQwerty posted:

there's a whole-rear end group of people who own DeLoreans that ended up painting them because the upkeep on the stock finish is insane

Deloreans are such lovely cars. The owner of the car wash I worked at in high school had one, its like a steel fiero with funky doors

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
paris hilton is good, actually

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Can you even buy a replacement wiper for that thing?

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Presto posted:

Can you even buy a replacement wiper for that thing?

is there only the one wiper on the driver's side?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

paris hilton is good, actually

I don't believe you

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

prove it

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



shyduck posted:

I knew a guy who owns one and outside of maybe a few times a year it lives in a garage under a car cover

the cybertruck is so much bigger than a DeLorean, too, every single one that rolls off a line is going to look like total poo poo 24/7 for its entire lifespan

Presto posted:

Can you even buy a replacement wiper for that thing?

from Tesla, just like the non-standard wheels and tires

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010


what the gently caress is with chuds getting inflated upper bodies and necks?

is it gym drugs and other toxic man-ness chemicals?

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Presto posted:

Can you even buy a replacement wiper for that thing?

It was supposed to be Tesla's laser wiper, but lol

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

PhazonLink posted:

what the gently caress is with chuds getting inflated upper bodies and necks?

is it gym drugs and other toxic man-ness chemicals?

It's because they're awesome



At taking workout drugs then not working out

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nothus posted:

It was supposed to be Tesla's laser wiper, but lol

Lol, I forgot about that. Can't put a laser in front of the car, we're too busy pointing them at the windshield!

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1708883077227860181?t=u3DfNa2rxoudxHQQnki2lA&s=19

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

paris hilton is good, actually

for me to POOP on

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Please only poop on the consenting, Ben.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

drilldo squirt posted:

Please only poop on the consenting, Ben.

I've had it up to here with your rules

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

drilldo squirt posted:

Please only poop on the consenting, Ben.

This is the woke mind virus speaking

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I like that it's on a hill in SF with the wheels turned so it would go right into the street if breaks fail.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Murdstone posted:

I like that it's on a hill in SF with the wheels turned so it would go right into the street if breaks fail.

im sorry but according to elon it is impossible for cyberbrakes to fail

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls
I'm not going to get excited until some other lawyers weigh in on whether they see the case working out. Defamation is notoriously hard to win with, and Mark basically won against Alex Jones by default because Alex Jones was trying to "one weird trick" the lawsuit.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Murdstone posted:

I like that it's on a hill in SF with the wheels turned so it would go right into the street if breaks fail.

that's technically the 'right' way to parallel park because if your car does roll back it will be stopped by the curb

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



morningdrew posted:

that's technically the 'right' way to parallel park because if your car does roll back it will be stopped by the curb

the curb is not going to stop that thing, it's way too heavy

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

PhazonLink posted:

what the gently caress is with chuds getting inflated upper bodies and necks?

is it gym drugs and other toxic man-ness chemicals?

Yeah it’s old men using gym drugs thinking they’re a substitute for a fitness routine

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

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snipe

what about idiot king don't you understand?

I hope she still has time to make content for her Roblox fan hub.

ryde
Sep 9, 2011

God I love young girls
That being said I hope that Musk fumbles this just as bad as Alex Jones and we get another honest-to-god Perry Mason moment.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



ryde posted:

That being said I hope that Musk fumbles this just as bad as Alex Jones and we get another honest-to-god Perry Mason moment.

He's gonna let it ride until really bad poo poo starts coming out of discovery and then settle, just like when he settled to buy Twitter

Szechwan
Jun 10, 2023
In the event of a brake failure the cybertruck turns into a boat, grinding a large white streak of fiberglass into the pavement as it careens toward a rocky outcropping

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bankston rules

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


ryde posted:

I'm not going to get excited until some other lawyers weigh in on whether they see the case working out. Defamation is notoriously hard to win with, and Mark basically won against Alex Jones by default because Alex Jones was trying to "one weird trick" the lawsuit.

Musk also won a defamation lawsuit he 1000 percent should've lost but that guy also hired a lawyer who lost his marbles.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Groovelord Neato posted:

Musk also won a defamation lawsuit he 1000 percent should've lost but that guy also hired a lawyer who lost his marbles.

Oh god, I forgot that poor guy was represented by Lin loving Wood.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


morningdrew posted:

that's technically the 'right' way to parallel park because if your car does roll back it will be stopped by the curb
I thought they were supposed to be turned towards the curb.

Edit: Well I had it wrong what do you know.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

MrQwerty posted:

the curb is not going to stop that thing, it's way too heavy

that's not really a problem; it can't get up a curb.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Why is it allowed on the road at all? Does the US not have a safety approval process for cars? Such freedom

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Paris Hilton epic nft ape with jimmy fallon

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Strategic Tea posted:

Why is it allowed on the road at all? Does the US not have a safety approval process for cars? Such freedom

It does, Musk has been really complainy because side mirrors are required equipment in the US.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


💯😂

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I think they also had to round off the front because hoity toity pedestrians (probably jaywalking) don't want to get dismembered when you fall asleep at the wheel and autopilot thinks the human is soon to be terminal

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
has it been mentioned that the turn signals are tiny and lovely.

also even though musk wants to pretend he's flying a plane or space ship, he still hasnot adapted nav lights like boats or planes.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

shyduck posted:

Wow, Paris Hilton

Given that it is the year 2003 and Paris Hilton's social cache has never b- *raises hand to earpiece* ... I see...

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Paris hilton is having a big push to become relevant again after the recent docuseries on provo canyon and the other teen torture facilities that she escaped from

She also has a podcast and some other stuff going on so it is probably paris’s hype team/publicity rep reaching out to twitter and linda yax

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

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