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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
lmao what the hell

What is wrong with these people?

I know the answer is tribalism and insecurity and brainwashing through marketing/branding but jfc

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

lol these morons sound like losers

neoaxd
Nov 13, 2004

Joey McChrist posted:

take away his hall of fame ring, make it sting

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

TinTower posted:

WWE's hall of disgrace: Chris Benoit (murdered two people), Chyna (did porn), Edge (joined rival promotion).

Benoit was framed and Chyna is in the video games so she can’t be bad. Edge is joined by Ted Turner (tried to put WWE out of business), Dave Meltzer (only 4 3/4 for Taker/Shawn) and Martha Hart (for not forgiving).

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
*dg*

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

MassRafTer posted:

I love that he's so mad at Bryan Alvarez that he picks this question as an example of being unprofessional.

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1708786415893377051

I always knew that Christian was one of Alvarez's sources

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Joey McChrist posted:

take away his hall of fame ring, make it sting


TinTower posted:

WWE's hall of disgrace: Chris Benoit (murdered two people), Chyna (did porn), Edge (joined rival promotion).

lol

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

A Fancy Hat posted:

Destroy Edge's pass to the hall of fame before he starts selling secrets to AEW. If Tony Conman gets the secret pyro launch codes it's all over.
considering how downright mutually amicable edge's departure was from wwe, i would have assumed copeland would be spying for mcmahon

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


WWE Fan (September 30, 2023): edge is so good, im glad he got to retire, he deserves all of the accolades given to him

WWE Fan (October 1, 2023): I HOPE EDGE BURNS IN HELL FOREVER

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Coaaab posted:

considering how downright mutually amicable edge's departure was from wwe, i would have assumed copeland would be spying for mcmahon

That’s how you can tell it’s not, when they want to send a spy they fire them first to provide the cover (Regal :argh:)

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


While I would have preferred Edge debuting with his dumb White Zombie theme song, coming out to Metalingus is really the funnier option.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

God he’s such a miserable prick lol

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I have no idea if Inoki would approve of AEW but the guy who booked himself vs a whole slate of weirdos and had a revolutionary junior division sure would only like one style of wrestling.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Considering that Josh Barnett was part of the inaugural tournament for the Inoki Genome Federation Championship, I think Inoki would be pleased to see him.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Pure Inoki-ism would be MJF losing clean to Jake Hager. And hell why not?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/THEVinceRusso/status/1708837503585993020

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
lmao

I know he's a grifter but like, has he ever watched any of the shows he wrote 20+ years ago?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

He's gotta be trolling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Haha he limited replies.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




Chefs kiss tweet

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Elephant Ambush posted:

lmao

I know he's a grifter but like, has he ever watched any of the shows he wrote 20+ years ago?

pretty clear if you've watched them yourself that he was not at all concerned with what he might have wrote the week beforehand

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Vince Russo is the only booker you will meet who has written more episodes of wrestling TV than he has watched.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/ZandbergenJason/status/1708962579790409964?t=Bs9kLO1JpZEx--PVgfu8dw&s=19

*looks at roster average age* oh no

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

Yeah AEW is lousy with vets. I mean look at Riho, she's got 17 years in the business how long do you think she has left?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
So true.

https://twitter.com/leslieleeiii/status/1708968632330428734

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

I realize they're definitely two unrelated things but the timing of the article does make it feel like WWE is going "Who cares about Edge? We got Beepie!"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



Can't remember the last time AEW debuted a young wrestler. Anyway, I'm just going to rewatch the end of the pape where a literal 18 year old turns heel to give Christian the win.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Time to start up some hot takes about WWE hiring AEW cast-offs

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Bored enough to look it up, the following wrestlers on WrestleDream are younger than Beepie:

Billie Starkz
Lee Moriarty
Nick Wayne
MJF
Kris Statlander
Julia Hart
Austin Gunn
Wheeler Yuta
Konosuke Takeshita
Kyle Fletcher

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

drat Beepie is older then I thought, which I guess makes sense considering when Beepie Sr. died

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Beepie got the gently caress out of there before they made him feud with Christian

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Lamuella posted:

Bored enough to look it up, the following wrestlers on WrestleDream are younger than Beepie:

Billie Starkz
Lee Moriarty
Nick Wayne
MJF
Kris Statlander
Julia Hart
Austin Gunn
Wheeler Yuta
Konosuke Takeshita
Kyle Fletcher

This is Hook erasure!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Beepie got the gently caress out of there before they made him feud with Christian


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe4JzvvaJvo

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Lamuella posted:

Considering that Josh Barnett was part of the inaugural tournament for the Inoki Genome Federation Championship, I think Inoki would be pleased to see him.

To truly honor Inoki they should have ran back that Doc Gallows vs. Sylverster Terkay match Inoki loved so much he had to come down to ringside to see.

C. Everett Koop fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Oct 3, 2023

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Beepie got the gently caress out of there before they made him feud with Christian

MJF already did the dead dad thing with him

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Lamuella posted:

Bored enough to look it up, the following wrestlers on WrestleDream are younger than Beepie:

Billie Starkz
Lee Moriarty
Nick Wayne
MJF
Kris Statlander
Julia Hart
Austin Gunn
Wheeler Yuta
Konosuke Takeshita
Kyle Fletcher
If you expand to "signed wrestlers who did not appear on Wrestledream but have appeared on television recently*":

Jungle Boy, Daniel Garcia, both members of Top Flight, Action Andretti, Bandido, Blake Christian, Komander, Anna Jay, Jamie Hayter, Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch, Riho, Skye Blue, Tay Melo, Toni Storm, and Willow Nightingale.

And Hook, obviously.

Jay White is less than a year older than BPJ, and I am sure after a year in NXT Beepie will easily exceed Switchblade.

* I am including people who were on TV before they got injured and also counting ROH as TV, I understand if either decision is controversial

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Bandido being younger than Beepie is a real headturner for me

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Takeshita isn't even 30

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

He's the next DDP

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013






The ghost of Inoki coming out during every Wrestledream match to tell them to get the gently caress out of the ring like that one Luke Gallows match.

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