[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:31

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# ? May 25, 2024 08:40

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 371 days!

seriously everyone should keep mentioning how broke trump is in the press and courts if you don't want that man to see november 2024

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:33

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

goth smoking cloves posted:

ENOUGH ABOUT WHANGS!

MORE WHANGS

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:34

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

TROOF

Now that �jeffrey� has bought the board, the talentless, low rated POSTERS of Nite Crew are back. I knew there was a reason I didn�t want to see it sold - True LOSERS!!!

TROOF

Remember when I told you that the poorly written and not at all funny Nite Crew Posts are nothing less than a major Campaign Contribution to the Radical Left Democrat Party. Watch what is going on - so interesting!

nite crew is dead. its time to face reality

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:35

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

tenderjerk posted:

seriously everyone should keep mentioning how broke trump is in the press and courts if you don't want that man to see november 2024

it don�t matter

none a dis matters

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:35

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

i hope we see the laptop again because he absolutely got mad about it

im reminded of the time he got mad because he didn't like spicers suit

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:35

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 371 days!

nite crew was 90% plinkey dumping his twitter feed into the thread

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:35

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

gaming laptops are better than regular laptops

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:36

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Now that it has been agreed in Court that Mar-a-Lago is WORTH 50 to 100 times the Value the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia �Peekaboo� James, ascribed to it (18 Million Dollars), & likewise other assets that were valued crazily low by this �Monster� that has allowed Violent Crime in New York to reach EPIDEMIC levels, and dangerous illegal migrants to roam free all over our State, we hope the Judge will TERMINATE his first ruling of fraud in that he was given false and ridiculous information by the Trump Deranged Lunatic, A.G. James. In actuality, I am WORTH FAR MORE than the numbers put down on the Financial Statements, not less. In addition, there is a far reaching and professionally drawn Disclaimer Clause boldly stated on the FIRST PAGE OF THE DOCUMENT. This entire case should be thrown out and dismissed. The A.G. should be reprimanded and sanctioned for bringing this case with its FAKE LOW VALUES, in order to make me look bad. Election Interference!

get some new material

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:37

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

ArmZ posted:

he's been doing this whole time!
not news!

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:38

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

FAKE LOW VALUES

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:38

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; You must pay the price for this post.

trinbls

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:40

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

he's been doing this whole time!
not news!

*extremely cspam voice*
"he's right"

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:41

Nodelphi: Jan 30, 2004; We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.; Ham Wrangler

Maybe he was including the value of all the classified documents stored there when he valued it.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:41

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

UFOTacoMan posted:

he's been doing this whole time!
not news!

They knew what they signed up for

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:41

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

hasn't john kelly been saying that since 2019

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:51

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Now that it has been agreed in Court that Mar-a-Lago is WORTH 50 to 100 times the Value the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia �Peekaboo� James, ascribed to it (18 Million Dollars), & likewise other assets that were valued crazily low by this �Monster� that has allowed Violent Crime in New York to reach EPIDEMIC levels, and dangerous illegal migrants to roam free all over our State, we hope the Judge will TERMINATE his first ruling of fraud in that he was given false and ridiculous information by the Trump Deranged Lunatic, A.G. James. In actuality, I am WORTH FAR MORE than the numbers put down on the Financial Statements, not less. In addition, there is a far reaching and professionally drawn Disclaimer Clause boldly stated on the FIRST PAGE OF THE DOCUMENT. This entire case should be thrown out and dismissed. The A.G. should be reprimanded and sanctioned for bringing this case with its FAKE LOW VALUES, in order to make me look bad. Election Interference!

it will never stop being the funniest thing that in ALL of this legal poo poo in which he is mired all trump really cares about is that someone filed a legal document saying he wasn�t as rich as he pretends to be.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 13:58

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

for probably a couple hours I will be posting from a covid shot fog, I've never really felt weird from a vax shot but this morning I do. I feel like I go from having a strange headache to feeling extremely good in like waves, every few minutes. Also my feet hurt. Well they always hurt, but now they hurt in a different way.

Anyway I've lit my Trump candle so hopefully this will clear up soon.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:01

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

emfive posted:

for probably a couple hours I will be posting from a covid shot fog, I've never really felt weird from a vax shot but this morning I do. I feel like I go from having a strange headache to feeling extremely good in like waves, every few minutes. Also my feet hurt. Well they always hurt, but now they hurt in a different way.

Anyway I've lit my Trump candle so hopefully this will clear up soon.

*quietly into a phone receiver* doc, we got a live one. yeah, 6G at least, maybe even 8kUHD.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:03

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

The right-hand doll is like when I have the weird headache, and the left-hand ("chill") doll is when I feel strangely good (just to illustrate)

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:03

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Only trust your chip

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:04

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

External Organs posted:

Only trust your chimp

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:04

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buddykins posted:

t

Buddykins go to bed

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:05

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

also I woke up really obsessed with the idea of making a Holiday party cheese ball with nuts and cranberries

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:05

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

tenderjerk posted:

nite crew was 90% plinkey dumping his twitter feed into the thread

that was day crew

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:05

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; ty slumfrog

i got the dual sim Covid vax so I can enjoy seamless global coverage

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:05

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Now that it has been agreed in Court that Mar-a-Lago is WORTH 50 to 100 times the Value the Racist & Incompetent Attorney General of New York State, Letitia �Peekaboo� James, ascribed to it (18 Million Dollars), & likewise other assets that were valued crazily low by this �Monster� that has allowed Violent Crime in New York to reach EPIDEMIC levels, and dangerous illegal migrants to roam free all over our State, we hope the Judge will TERMINATE his first ruling of fraud in that he was given false and ridiculous information by the Trump Deranged Lunatic, A.G. James. In actuality, I am WORTH FAR MORE than the numbers put down on the Financial Statements, not less. In addition, there is a far reaching and professionally drawn Disclaimer Clause boldly stated on the FIRST PAGE OF THE DOCUMENT. This entire case should be thrown out and dismissed. The A.G. should be reprimanded and sanctioned for bringing this case with its FAKE LOW VALUES, in order to make me look bad. Election Interference!

I am not sure that was agreed at all, sir

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:05

AxGrap: Jan 11, 2005; ☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

The value of his property made him madder than anything else and I love it.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:07

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Also I feel this is important:

Rebecca (raccoon)

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# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:07

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

The A.G. should be reprimanded and sanctioned for bringing this case with its FAKE LOW VALUES, in order to make me look bad.

Trump invoking girl math

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:08

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

AxGrap posted:

The value of his property made him madder than anything else and I love it.

Trump's mood is a spectrum between the extremely good Michael Cohen tweet and whatever this is

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:09

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

External Organs posted:

Buddykins go to bed

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:09

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smarxist posted:

uhh what, apparently jeff sponsored the new whang video? lol

i wonder if we'll get an influx if regs, that might be fun

hi I'm a new lurker

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:10

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

I thought "nite crew" was just a running gag. No one is that messed up

# ? Oct 3, 2023 14:10

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