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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

fizzy posted:


Musk has been divorced three times and has 11 children, including five from a previous marriage: twins Griffin and Vivian and triplets Damian, Saxon and Kai.

lol having multiple sets of twins/triplets is strong evidence that they were IVF babies. has there ever been a virgin with 11 kids before?

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol having multiple sets of twins/triplets is strong evidence that they were IVF babies. has there ever been a virgin with 11 kids before?

turn on your monitor

Vichan
Oct 1, 2014

I'LL PUNISH YOU ACCORDING TO YOUR CRIME
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1709237315632079183

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005


lol elon's entire persona is about getting people to believe things they are not seeing

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

le epic memelord told you to accept the evidence of your eyes or ears. It was his final, most essential command

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

-a socialist

Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.
I watched Glass Onion last night, I felt like the ending had to be tacked on at the last minute because Producers didn't want to reveal reality too much.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol having multiple sets of twins/triplets is strong evidence that they were IVF babies. has there ever been a virgin with 11 kids before?

he's publicly said all his kids were IVF. he hasn't admitted it's so he can select only the male sex embryos but that part is implied by the results

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



the cybertruck is terrible
neurolink will kill you
spaceships so dangerous the government has banned tests
X is full of Nazis

all visible and plainly apparent

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Believing the photo of Musk with Maxwell and not hearing from Musk that it was a photobomb.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

iirc the true anon podcast has implied elon has a hosed up dick from surgeries, but they could well just be doing japes. i hope he did gently caress up his dick. shame he didn't die like that french billionaire who died trying to embiggen his baguette

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


the richest smartest man on earth is jaden smith

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

That DICK! posted:

the richest smartest man on earth is jaden smith

and his parents seem like decent people

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
bsky-social-tu6wd-y6brk

tenderjerk fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Oct 3, 2023

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


https://www.cybertruckownersclub.co...31/#post-176331







cyberturk rollover test looking epic!!

quote:

One interesting thing revealed by the video, according to Electrek, is that it adds evidence to the theory that the Cybertruck is not actually built with a revolutionary “exoskeleton” construction, as Tesla has claimed, but instead with a traditional unibody frame. The exoskeleton was the supposed reason for the vehicle’s unique and often controversial appearance.
:elon:

quote:

“But good news: you can hardly tell it has been in a rollover because the panels never matched anyway.”

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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Potato Salad posted:

the hardest parts about reporting on right wing extremism is getting people to understand that, no, it really is that stupid and crazy

you start to look nuts when you try to simply explain exactly what code Nazis talk about in the open on their spaces as express means of circumventing detection

lol that's by design.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I thought the supposed reason for the vehicle’s unique and often controversial appearance was Elon's kid said it should look like the future

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


The purpose of a crash test is NOT to see if the vehicle is still drivable (ok, maybe on the 5mph one), but is the crash SURVIVABLE! Look at the passenger compartment. That thing rolled over, and. anyone in there would have SURVIVED! Isn’t that your first concern? I don’t give a rat’s butt about a crease in the bed or what trim pieces came off, I care if me and my family are STILL ALIVE! Look at the conventional truck pics that are posted here. Which one would you want your loved ones to be in???

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Potato Salad posted:

the hardest parts about reporting on right wing extremism is getting people to understand that, no, it really is that stupid and crazy

you start to look nuts when you try to simply explain exactly what code Nazis talk about in the open on their spaces as express means of circumventing detection

Which also is the stated goal of Nazis

They adopt some silly innocuous thing as their wink wink code for their Nazi poo poo just so they can turn around and claim ignorance and act like anyone who points it out is crazy

Sadly based on the responses of goons every time one of them is brought up, this stupid rear end technique actually works

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


You guys do know you don't want doors to pop open in a crash, right? So they often don't open after a crash, either.

And if crumple zones are engaged, the panels are no longer going to be aligned?

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

You guys do know you don't want doors to pop open in a crash, right? So they often don't open after a crash, either.

And if crumple zones are engaged, the panels are no longer going to be aligned?

Never crash. Simple as that.

Milosh
Oct 14, 2000
Forum Veteran

Eat This Glob posted:

iirc the true anon podcast has implied elon has a hosed up dick from surgeries, but they could well just be doing japes. i hope he did gently caress up his dick. shame he didn't die like that french billionaire who died trying to embiggen his baguette

hosed up dick explains a lot of his behavior.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

he's publicly said all his kids were IVF. he hasn't admitted it's so he can select only the male sex embryos but that part is implied by the results

lol no wonder he's mad at his daughter

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.co...31/#post-176331







cyberturk rollover test looking epic!!

:elon:

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hard to tell but in the video it looks like the rollcage dented, which is bad news for passenger survival rates

glass didn't burst out either.

I'd rather take my chances with that goofy fuckin jet pack those limeys are selling.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

calmhitler.jpg

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

the earth is flat

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Eat This Glob posted:

iirc the true anon podcast has implied elon has a hosed up dick from surgeries, but they could well just be doing japes. i hope he did gently caress up his dick. shame he didn't die like that french billionaire who died trying to embiggen his baguette

when the story about him flashing a subordinate and offering her a horse to keep quiet was breaking, he proudly tweeted the defense of "she has never seen my dick, she didn't describe any of its characteristics such as for example if it has hosed up surgery scars," which might be what they're going off

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

https://www.cybertruckownersclub.co...31/#post-176331







cyberturk rollover test looking epic!!

:elon:

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I won't care (I will be dead)

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003


CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I’d be full of anxiety if I was getting sued by ten new people every month but I guess being a billionaire means only having to care if internet weirdos think you’re good at memes.

Ashmole
Oct 5, 2008

This wish was granted by Former DILF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYbEVmStFDQ

Ashmole fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Oct 3, 2023

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
They will never be satisfied, will they?
https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/1708980931065974801?t=8qItos4PVWTTGxWJwyfRsA&s=19

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Community notes for the win
https://twitter.com/StephenPunwasi/status/1709315274934014004?t=-nRwdJ1oAIUGKfjRS_3meA&s=19

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Simply don't crash the cybertruck

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Simply don't crash the cybertruck

tesla's advanced Full Self Driving AI is orders of magnitude safer than a human driver, so safety features aren't necessary

John Mirra
Dec 18, 2005


Looks like new cybertrucks are finally being delivered.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1709286357510607167?t=HahxenSTF2PddLmt_8cE8g&s=19

Musk Off

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
lol, having a Bug Light spokesperson is “demanding worship” to these people.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

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Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

i'm getting one or two of those that you mentioned

has anyone been saying ads from big name companies?

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