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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

kaleedity posted:

i wonhder what playing poker with trbpn would be like

He's using yesterday's poker results in this tournament. Just trust him that he won.

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://i.imgur.com/nFuio0s.mp4

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

VideoKid posted:

he would cheat and if you call him out on it he will yell that you are lying and flip over the table and walk away

no that's You. Trump would be a gentleman and play correctly, LAG style, with perfect bet sizings

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://i.imgur.com/fRaxxSK.mp4

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*to the tune of Tool’s “Schism”*

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

tacodaemon posted:

brb looking for jorp on grindr




William Carlos Williams' weakest poem, in my opinion.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Trying to remember, are any of these trials going to be televised? I know Trump has been trying to make a push for it.

Georgia will be the only one televised

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

euphronius posted:

if the government calls him he has to

please explain to me (I’m serious, not being lovely) how the government can call the defendant to the stand to testify

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
haha oh well

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1709261522688520322

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

wow this really lays bare just how poo poo dems are with long term prospects and party sustainability

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Lpzie posted:

no that's You. Trump would be a gentleman and play correctly, LAG style, with perfect bet sizings

I don’t play poker

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

VideoKid posted:

he would cheat and if you call him out on it he will yell that you are lying and flip over the table and walk away

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/286952264122396672

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
I just saw on the news: pfc's wife had west Nile virus and is now dead. Goondolances, pfc.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

SO TRUE :yooge:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1709264876038713396

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

JoeBangles posted:

I just saw on the news: pfc's wife had west Nile virus and is now dead. Goondolances, pfc.

i don’t think that’s true

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Is there an east Nile virus

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

ty joebangles for the update

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

lumpentroll posted:

i don’t think that’s true

No. You are wrong.

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/pennsylvania-woman-dies-west-nile-virus-1st-case/story?id=103682361

She dead. Rip.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



VideoKid posted:

I don’t play poker

trump says hole in one! throws his cards down and walks off with the chips

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

dads friend steve posted:

please explain to me (I’m serious, not being lovely) how the government can call the defendant to the stand to testify

you put him on your pre trial witness list and call him during your case in chief ?

they already deposed him

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
Imma cook a pizza tonight in honor of pfc's loss.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

is that good

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


instagram.com

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

find you someone that looks at you the way pence lookin at trmup

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Oglethorpe posted:

UN is sending troops to Haiti to fight the gangs

that'll end well

Track quest

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

dads friend steve posted:

please explain to me (I’m serious, not being lovely) how the government can call the defendant to the stand to testify

Fifth amendment doesn't apply to civil trials?

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Somehow the AP fact check of Trump's TRUTH about the court clerk makes it even funnier.

quote:

All details in the post are false, but the timeline is particularly implausible since neither of Schumer’s two daughters had been born by 1977. Nor is Schumer’s wife named “Kaitlyn.” She is named Iris.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

not for kevin

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


JoeBangles posted:

I just saw on the news: pfc's wife had west Nile virus and is now dead. Goondolances, pfc.

thank you

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Lpzie posted:

ty joebangles for the update

yw

https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1709266692143038693

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


Jesus loving christ.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1709268407852454280

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?

I will always remember the good times. Like that time when that level 17 anthem player insisted game was good. It was not, and that OP was so owned!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
kevin can gently caress himself

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

We get it, he's gay.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Bethamphetamine posted:

Congrats to the Barney Fifes accidentally solving the child kidnapping with a weed number reference they missed

LOL they are already changing the story because the first one I read said the cops sent to watch the house completely missed the dude dropping off the ransom note because they left the house and hosed off somewhere else, which is incredible to me

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

plain is cheese?

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Asproigerosis posted:

Fifth amendment doesn't apply to civil trials?

Incorrect

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