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Oct 3, 2023 17:48
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Falcorum posted:Meanwhile the lib dems will all have very progressive policies and then align themselves with the tories in exchange for a sausage roll means-tested *
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Guavanaut posted:https://www.nhs.uk/nhs-services/covid-19-services/covid-19-vaccination-services/book-covid-19-vaccination/ is the booking link, however it's worth checking what you're getting once there as Wicked, thank you! Will check what goodies they might be handing out.
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Apraxin posted:having some trouble deciding whether to lol or scream lol
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Oct 3, 2023 17:52
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I haven't seen it mentioned, but the Tories' candidate for London Mayor was also out being a mask-off racist moron and saying the quiet bit out loud earlier:quote:The Conservative London mayoral candidate Susan Hall has been criticised for suggesting Jewish people are scared by Sadiq Khan. The Board of Deputies, Labour Friends of Israel and everyone's favourite Jewish MP have been vocally denouncing her. She really doesn't want the job, does she?
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Oct 3, 2023 17:53
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I'm starting to feel these Conservative types might be bad news.
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Oct 3, 2023 17:54
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thankfully labour are "the real conservatives" now so we should be all good.
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Oct 3, 2023 17:56
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An acquaintance of my friend who lives in a caravan in the woods has just been telling us how the word “parliament” comes from “a parley of men” and if you simply refuse the offer of parley, they have literally no power over you. Apparently you can use this to inform the police why it’s not possible for them to arrest you, but I assume we can also use it to just ignore the tories from now on? I didn’t mention that I’m booked to have my fifth covid jab, it’d only upset them.
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Oct 3, 2023 18:00
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I am appalled that nobody has posted "the spades are out digging the grave for HS2 to be buried in" yet.
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Sanford posted:An acquaintance of my friend who lives in a caravan in the woods has just been telling us how the word “parliament” comes from “a parley of men” and if you simply refuse the offer of parley, they have literally no power over you.
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Oct 3, 2023 18:14
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Tesla was right posted:My friend took some photos of him when they met him at Conclave of Chaos and has been holding onto them in case of a memorial. I think they include him getting into sword fights. Do you want me to post them here? I'd love to see them. BTW, pardon my ignorance; will any bluescreens be posted in the megathread, or is there a separate thread for such?
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Camrath posted:Jesus Christ. My best friend is a poet called Sandra Bond (who’s also published two awesome novels and has a book of poems coming out this winter.. actually now I think about it I think she has an account here and posted in a previous UKMT). Just found this. *sniff* And no, it bloody was not me. Sandra-Bond-from-Derby is a genuine headache for me. I've even had some git contact me via my website form to mock her efforts - sure they're dire but it's a dick move to send hate mail over a poem, ffs. Didn't help that her first poem to go viral was about rail strikes, and one of mine is also about rail strikes.
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Oct 3, 2023 18:27
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https://twitter.com/JoshGafson1/status/1709224529367593029 I didn't realise he was ejected offsite
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Oct 3, 2023 18:49
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Apraxin posted:having some trouble deciding whether to lol or scream What the gently caress are they even talking about? What wokeness in science are they railing against? Wait, do they just want to us genetics to justify racism and sexism?
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Oct 3, 2023 18:49
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I can't help but feel this desperate culture war bollocks is gonna turn off a lot of normal voters. I bet a big majority of tory voters don't even know what woke is and don't care
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I'm not even sure that I do now. Something to do with being pro nouns and against alkaline biology.Scientastic posted:Wait, do they just want to us genetics to justify racism and sexism? Also science is saying different things to what it said in 1963. Why do they keep changing it? What are they up to? With a possible bit of a side wink to the people mad about Katalin Karikó winning a Nobel for mRNA vaccine research, but all of those people think that Sunak is a WEF lizard person.
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Klepsie posted:I'd love to see them.    My friend commented that they loved his smirk on the last photo - where he saw that they were taking pictures and was having too much fun to possibly be embarrassed  .I don't know of any separate thread, so I'll post what I have here. I made a transparent cut-out of him  (apologies if imgur has mangled the transparency)and I tried photoshopping him into a few sword fights    I was genuinely touched that he recognised me when I visited him at the stockport market, and I'm glad I had the chance to meet him. Edit: I made something more traditional, too Here's a cut-out  and here fudjit is boasting a food hygeine certificate on ferrix  Tesla was right fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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Oct 3, 2023 19:07
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sure is a lot of red meat being flung around at Conference agreed that it seems unwise, but perhaps Nerissa Chesterfield (the new press secretary) as a Cummings protege believes in the power of attacking aging consensuses as political fodder or maybe amidst CON disarray, "when in doubt - Australia" is just the go-to in the vacuum left by the collapse of Cameronism (Brexit was arguably subject to other dynamics though - and probably if it had been tried a few years earlier or a few years later it would not have worked - still, trying yesterday's strategy on today's challenges is hardly novel as politics goes)
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Scientastic posted:What the gently caress are they even talking about? What wokeness in science are they railing against?
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Oct 3, 2023 19:12
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No longer will I have to use the correct pronouns for my conical flask
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Klepsie posted:Just found this. *sniff* lmao I mean my condolences
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Scientastic posted:What the gently caress are they even talking about? What wokeness in science are they railing against? Those dirty scientists will have to start obeying the immutable binary of biological sex. From now on, worms are boys, snails are girls. There's nothing, it's purely in anticipation of a future press opportunity. Donelan saw that Gillian Keegan could make headlines by sternly ordering enquiries into That School Where Maybe A Kid Thought She Was A Cat, just like Braverman could get the Mail's approval by telling the police off for investigating golliwogs, and Sunak could somehow get away with declaring that speed limits are Enemies of the People. This is how you get ahead in 2023, which is why Kemi Badenoch is now somehow a viable leadership candidate. In turn, Donelan correctly believes she can raise her political profile by declaring an investigation into Crimes of Politicised Academic Wokeness at some point in the future once they've found a university fracas involving TERFs to get people mad about.
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Apraxin posted:having some trouble deciding whether to lol or scream as with most things in uk politics the correct answer is to first laugh, then gradually turn the laugh into a scream, then after about ten minutes of that let your tormented soul induce your flesh into some form of unholy transformation based on your favourite body horror media. Think I'll go for Akira
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quote:UK could rent space in foreign jails to ease shortage of cells Hmm, I wonder if Labour led by the former DPP will look into why the UK has so many people in prison compared to most of the EU quote:“Labour will get on top of the prison crisis by delivering all 20,000 prison places we need, driving down the courts backlog by increasing the number of crown prosecutors to put criminals behind bars Ah,
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Apraxin posted:probably that too, but between the singling out of 'biology' and the way seemingly every speaker at the conference has gone out of their way to throw out a few lines on 'we know what a woman is!!!' or 'unlike keir starmer we know a man can never be a woman!!!' even if they're talking about international trade links or whatever, in the immediate term i'm pretty sure they mean 'woke = saying trans people are real/valid' Yeah that was my read too. I've said it before but if some of these "it's just biology 101" people took biology 201 they would be in for a rude shock finding out all the things organisms get up to when it comes to sex. Human gender innovation have nothing on what evolution has already wrought.
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sinky posted:Hmm, I wonder if Labour led by the former DPP will look into why the UK has so many people in prison compared to most of the EU Just assumed it was British people loved doing crimes
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will they be adding a new Anti-Wokery Office that all UK scientists will have to send their papers to before publication to be checked for any implication that the world is more complicated than a 1900s book for children
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Renewed Calls For CERN To Be Defunded After Scientists Claim To Discover "Wokon" Particle That "Transitions" From One Kind To Another
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https://twitter.com/BethRigby/status/1709267341391909200 The London Assembly chair who was ejected from Cruella's speech posted this for sympathy. https://twitter.com/AndrewBoff/status/1709258149637640449 https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1709242272955478492 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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Oct 3, 2023 20:34
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In before "HS2 is being extended to inverness (on normal track)"
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Oct 3, 2023 20:47
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HS2 is being extended to inverness (on rail replacement bus)
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Guavanaut posted:HS2 is being extended to inverness (on rail replacement taxi fleet)
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fuctifino posted:The London Assembly chair who was ejected from Cruella's speech posted this for sympathy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Mnp6VAmEc (Guess most of you are way too young to remember this tv show which I used to like as a kid - though it's not aimed at kids. Ed. Probably now I get why noone gets me when I do a pantomime of snapping a sword across my thigh). Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Oct 3, 2023 |
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Oct 3, 2023 20:59
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kingturnip posted:I haven't seen it mentioned, but the Tories' candidate for London Mayor was also out being a mask-off racist moron and saying the quiet bit out loud earlier: What are they mad at, gimmick infringement?
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Oct 3, 2023 21:18
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The Tories are actively briefing against Sunak now. Lmao.
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Microplastics posted:Renewed Calls For CERN To Be Defunded After Scientists Claim To Discover "Wokon" Particle That "Transitions" From One Kind To Another Wokon, wooooookooooonnnn, YOU'LL NEVVAH WOKE ALOOOOOOOOOOONE!
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So who do you think we are going to get next as our caretaker dictator? Will there be a Tory leadership election, if so will it be a members vote or a Tory MPs vote? Or will deputy PM Oliver Dowden become the default choice until the next GE? If he's the choice, then that might explain his weird entrance to the conference: https://twitter.com/ashoswai/status/1708598107422748934 We may still be on the funniest timeline
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He's going to marry the corpse of queen liz and become elden lord.
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