[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Joementum posted:

*dog shits on the rug*

please.... it was my first day... my dad just died

Lmao

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# ? May 27, 2024 19:32

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Everything is open conspiracy poo poo nowadays and it�s usually to sell books, snake oil or to get Youtube subs

There's a big thing on Instagram right now about how people actually don't need glasses. These videos direct people towards eye exercise books and charts that cost more than glasses do.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:38

dads friend steve: Dec 24, 2004

the milk machine posted:

in a civil trial you don't have an absolute right not to testify, he'd have to take the stand if called

once on the stand, he would have a fifth amendment right to not provide incriminating testimony (not testimony that is just bad for his civil case, but testimony that would tend to show he committed Crime)

but he couldn't just flat out refuse to testify at all (well he could but he would get naughty points from the judge)

thank u. if I ever meet anyone in need of a good lawyer, I�ll strongly recommend they retain the services of the milk machine.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:38

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

Looking forward to speaker trump.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:38

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

Seriously tho I always wonder what happens to these people when what they say inevitably turns out to be bullshit. Do they shut up? Lay low? Double down?

Sorry gang! I didnt read well enough the chime bells and caw cawking birds that inform me about future plagues. We're all gonna die....Nov....16th....yeah

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:40

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/kylesaunderswv/status/1709285414756901368

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:40

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

UFOTacoMan posted:

if trump starts using metaphors I think he can skirt the judge's gag

"Obamna, when the walls fell!"

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:40

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

meanwhile, in Congress, Andy Biggs says: "you were bettin' on the cum again. At some point I'd urge you to stop bettin' on the cum"

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1709291487723200512/pu/vid/avc1/808x450/mlf1LTywwzloLaAu.mp4?tag=12

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:41

Godlessdonut: Sep 13, 2005

https://x.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1709291793974427797?s=20

e: lol

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:41

Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Also reading about Anabaptists during the turn of the 19th C is pretty funny when it comes to clawing back pronouncements.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:41

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There's a big thing on Instagram right now about how people actually don't need glasses. These videos direct people towards eye exercise books and charts that cost more than glasses do.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:42

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

UFOTacoMan posted:

if trump starts using metaphors I think he can skirt the judge's gag

it's well known that trump does not understand metaphor

https://twitter.com/AmoneyResists/status/1212530199960662017

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:42

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

tacodaemon posted:

meanwhile, in Congress, Andy Biggs says: "you were bettin' on the cum again. At some point I'd urge you to stop bettin' on the cum"

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1709291487723200512/pu/vid/avc1/808x450/mlf1LTywwzloLaAu.mp4?tag=12

I'm all in on the cum, baby

let it ride

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:43

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There's a big thing on Instagram right now about how people actually don't need glasses. These videos direct people towards eye exercise books and charts that cost more than glasses do.

lmao that was a thing I came across about 10 years ago when I started becoming shortsighted. I looked up what to do when I noticed my eyes were going bad and one website had some conspiracy rambling about how glasses make your vision worse and you need to buy their books to actually get your sight back.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:43

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Godlessdonut posted:

https://x.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1709291793974427797?s=20

e: lol

I assume he's talking about Craps, but buddy, even if you said that in a casino, thats not what people would assume you're talking about

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:43

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

he won't testify. he wants to because he thinks he will prove the judge wrong and clap but his lawyers will tell him no. loving don zimmerman was on trial for murder and didn't have to testify.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:44

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 368 days!

euphronius posted:

put him in jail judge !!! rikers !!!

hahah but seriously though how is he allowed to walk around and just barf out terroristic threats whenever his mouth opens

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:44

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Godlessdonut posted:

https://x.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1709291793974427797?s=20

e: lol

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:44

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

RealityWarCriminal posted:

he won't testify. he wants to because he thinks he will prove the judge wrong and clap but his lawyers will tell him no. loving don zimmerman was on trial for murder and didn't have to testify.

if the gov calls him he has to

since they deposed him I think they will

if anyone can get on the docket and see the governments pre trial memos, you can see if he�s a witness

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:45

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Betting on the cum jar

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:45

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Joementum posted:

it's well known that trump does not understand metaphor

https://twitter.com/AmoneyResists/status/1212530199960662017

we will never have a president this funny again

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:46

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 368 days!

always bet on cum.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:46

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

free him

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:46

DesertIslandHermit: Oct 7, 2019; It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Trump going to get probated for 1 month for bad posting.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:47

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/ClubPhotos_/status/1709214266421649700

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:47

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

tacodaemon posted:

meanwhile, in Congress, Andy Biggs says: "you were bettin' on the cum again. At some point I'd urge you to stop bettin' on the cum"

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1709291487723200512/pu/vid/avc1/808x450/mlf1LTywwzloLaAu.mp4?tag=12

live by the cum, die by the cum

free him

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:47

McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Betting on the cum jar

oh yeah I forgot about the biden cum jar guy. his last post of it was march 2022.

sad

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:48

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Spaced God posted:

I want to go home

Spaced God it seems like you'd be happier if you worked at like a 7-11 or Dairy Queen or something

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:48

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sentenced
to
burn

Filthy Hans posted:

https://twitter.com/ClubPhotos_/status/1709214266421649700

Lmfao

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:48

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

meanwhile, in the Glennthread

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# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:48

Virgil Vox: Dec 8, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There's a big thing on Instagram right now about how people actually don't need glasses. These videos direct people towards eye exercise books and charts that cost more than glasses do.

lol yeah I saw this ad a couple days ago

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:49

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

Filthy Hans posted:

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# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:50

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Filthy Hans posted:

meanwhile, in the Glennthread

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# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:50

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Trump going to get probated for 1 month for bad posting.

judge: lets chain probe the muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaah

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:50

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 368 days!

Filthy Hans posted:

meanwhile, in the Glennthread

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we just let mental illness fly unchecked in cspam huh

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:50

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011

triple sulk posted:

free him

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:51

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Virgil Vox posted:

lol yeah I saw this ad a couple days ago

the "training your eyes to see better" poo poo has been a thing for many decades

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:51

inchworm: Jun 23, 2023

im waiting until new years to get big 2024 shades to fix my eyesight

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:52

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

tenderjerk posted:

hahah but seriously though how is he allowed to walk around and just barf out terroristic threats whenever his mouth opens

it�s called the first amendment!

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emfive posted:

Spaced God it seems like you'd be happier if you worked at like a 7-11 or Dairy Queen or something

I'd be happier working from home

# ? Oct 3, 2023 20:53

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