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https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1709274274169548914 Buckets are woke now, I think... I'm not sure e: Wow... https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1709177033903710504
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Imagine four buckets on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the bucket nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of buckets to fill the first bucket. The formerly first bucket fills the second, the second fills the third, and the fourth pours off the cliff. Time wokes the same way.fuctifino posted:We may still be on the funniest timeline Tory leaders entering conference: 
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whats rees mogg up to? He seems to be struggling to keep up
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Can't believe the drip king rizzed up tory conference.
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Get me out of this awful country
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NotJustANumber99 posted:scotland isnt so bad That's right
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https://twitter.com/implausibleblog/status/1709280481953345731 Some of these interview snippets are melting my brain
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NotJustANumber99 posted:whats rees mogg up to? He seems to be struggling to keep up pretty tame stuff compared to what the rest of the conference's been like tbh
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Apraxin posted:attended liz truss's event, said her economic policies were really great but didn't go far enough, then expounded on the virtues of abolishing inheritance duties and replacing the income tax with a flat tax he and some of the other ERG's darth cunts started their own counter group that thinks we need to Brexit again to be on the safe side
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wokeism is a series of tubes
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something exciting happened in america? not even a shooting
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Their speaker of the house got aborted by his own party at 8 and a half months into his term.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:something exciting happened in america? Exciting? Mmm. Extremely stupid? Yes. But still a long ways off being as stupid as almost anything that happens in Westminster
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JRM had a bit of an ownership on his show on GBeebies: https://twitter.com/MatthewStadlen/status/1708956140271280164
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Tesseraction posted:Their speaker of the house got aborted by his own party at 8 and a half months into his term. That means the even more loony gop twerps have gained influence.  edit: Angepain posted:wokeism is a series of tubes Wokeism is like an onion.
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Just Another Lurker posted:That means the even more loony gop twerps have gained influence. Good news, the two sides of the fascist idiots now can't stand each other and neither side wants the other to get a speaker.
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Tesseraction posted:Their speaker of the house got aborted by his own party at 8 and a half months into his term. 8 and a half months? Thats like 5 liz truss prime ministerial terms
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Which is equal to about 4 Romaines https://twitter.com/vicderbyshire/status/1709224538251104713
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Microplastics posted:Renewed Calls For CERN To Be Defunded After Scientists Claim To Discover "Wokon" Particle That "Transitions" From One Kind To Another Just wait until they find out about the whole middle of the periodic table. The year is 2026. Britain bans iron, copper and titanium. To restore the urge to British greatness, children in schools are allowed to breathe only helium, neon, argon or xenon.
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Birbalsingh would never sign off on that. Argon encourages idleness.
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The idea of just sticking the HS2 trains on the West Coast Main Line north of Brum is so funny. Yeah, that'll reduce congestion on it!
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High Speed 2: Slower Than Normal Speed Because Of Traffic.
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High Speed 2: Now With Pacers
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3.14 is woke, Pi should be 3.
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It's just that video of the underground hyperloop traffic jam on repeat over and over while god save the Queen blasts through a tannoy and we all slowly suffocate.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:3.14 is woke, Pi should be 3. people keep telling us numbers are a spectrum. this is just more woke ideology. every child learns in their first year of school that numbers go 1, 2, 3, 4 with nothing in between
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Numbers go 0 1 10 11 100. Stop trying to indoctrinate kids with non binary.
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counting zero as a number is far too modern for the conservative party
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Multiculturalism has failed so none of this arabic numerals, tally marks only.
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Cross posting from other threads that I don't even read, but my wife does and she said that the UKMT lot would probably appreciate this... seeing as we're all obviously Marxists and all... https://twitter.com/Pioldes/status/1709323993847631978 
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Looking At Them Tittys 1836 - 1883
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Is that a breast pump
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Angepain posted:counting zero as a number is far too modern for the conservative party Zero is Muslim
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1709274274169548914 Time works the same way EFB Mourning Due fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Oct 4, 2023 |
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Guavanaut posted:Birbalsingh would never sign off on that. Argon encourages idleness. Hi Missy... I mean Mom... these are our friends - Catherine of Argon... Xenon of Elea... Napolneon Bonaparte... Helium VIII... and Abraham Lincoln
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So. Rumours the Tory mayor of the West Midlands is going to resign today in protest at Rishi’s Ramshackle Railway
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Is that a breast pump Bearded Lady with nipple clamps... seize the means of production!!! 
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NotJustANumber99 posted:whats rees mogg up to? He seems to be struggling to keep up I wonder if there is genuine potential for a split. The fact you have Farage hanging around while saying he's not going to rejoin. I reckon that will at least be the threat, give us the leadership back or 60 of us are off to be the National Conservatives.
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