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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
I wasn’t here for obamna

i feel left out

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



Congressional interns all come from rich influential parents anyway so lol at this dumbass getting owned by Admiral Pike

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
McCarthy delenda est

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Red Baron posted:

trumpy trumpy trumpy
can’t you see
somehow your words just hypnotize me
and I just love your flashy ways
guess that’s why they’re broke
and you’re so paid

n o d

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

murder is wrong piss guzzler 420

Correct!

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

lol he’s gonna pull a “you don’t have McCarthy to kick around any more” but somehow even more pathetic. and also his career is probably legit over.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

ArmZ posted:

sic transit mccarhia mundi

the thread to talk about elon's kids is over there ->

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Speaker Scalise and his missing nards

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1709340207206551851

This man's career is destroyed, he will retire next year.

he was one year away from retirement :rip:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

loving slaps

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
Need the harambee meme with Paul Ryan and Eric Canter

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

there's twenty more where he came from.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Lpzie posted:

Correct!

well done lieutenant

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
All rise for Speaker of the House, Hunter Biden's Hog

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun


Mr. Mayor how are you dealing with the economic impacts of commercial real-estate bubbles popping due to low unemployment?
An Actual Mayor: people need to get Hornier. At. Work!

Seriously this has been a *~Blessed~* day for content we are so lucky. Trump gag order, McCarthy ousted, just amazing.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
the gop children, withered of body and spirit alike yearn for the wet, supple bosom of strong daddy trump, they mewl and fight like kittens without his strong presence

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

William Bear posted:

Wow! This is just like that time Chancellor Valorum was removed from office by a vote of no confidence called by Senator Palpatine in the middle of the Blockade of Naboo!

Star Trek was a documentary

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

218 is the magic number, lmao @ congress

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Elephanthead posted:

loving slaps

please slap

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

dads friend steve posted:

lol he’s gonna pull a “you don’t have McCarthy to kick around any more” but somehow even more pathetic. and also his career is probably legit over.

"good luck finding someone else to constantly embarrass himself as speaker!" *pants fall down and he trips and ends up with his own dick in his mouth*

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Lpzie posted:

did we get the good cspan cameras back or no

the very important question no one is asking!!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Speaker of the House, Mr. Beast

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Boo nothing fun until next Wednesday.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I heard in a new simpsons homer in high school was set to the year 2000

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
https://twitter.com/Olivia_Beavers/status/1709343715280453743

alright that was great everyone, let's take a week-long break to let this all sink in

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Bip Roberts posted:

I heard in a new simpsons homer in high school was set to the year 2000

shut up

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1709343622779240673

lmao

and also

lol

Who else do they have who is even partially viable? It's gonna be months before another speaker.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Bip Roberts posted:

I heard in a new simpsons homer in high school was set to the year 2000

nope fake news, homer had a band in the 90s instead

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




William Bear posted:

Wow! This is just like that time Chancellor Valorum was removed from office by a vote of no confidence called by Senator Palpatine in the middle of the Blockade of Naboo!

this but its Santos

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Nonsense posted:

Boo nothing fun until next Wednesday.

aww dont be so glum, why tup tup might right now be writing the troth thats gonna violate his gag order in a fun and funny way

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

DoombatINC posted:

aww dont be so glum, why tup tup might right now be writing the troth thats gonna violate his gag order in a fun and funny way

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1709345081461788691

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bip Roberts posted:

I heard in a new simpsons homer in high school was set to the year 2000

It's true also he's a windmill technician employed by Mr Burns

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

why yes I know you were gonna ask the phish from Vermont do have a song called David bowie and the lyrics are David bowie David bowie David bowie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivQqTtiHVw

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Take your gag order and stick it up your rear end, judge!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



TracerBullet
Apr 26, 2003

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.


Doctor Rope

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

An Apple A Gay posted:

why yes I know you were gonna ask the phish from Vermont do have a song called David bowie and the lyrics are David bowie David bowie David bowie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivQqTtiHVw

howard stern is the greatest

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
No dick n' balls may be next in line

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Obamna

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