[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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(Thread IKs: bebop esq, Virgil Vox, WrasslorMonkey)

how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I was able to type that, and also this post (which is excellent), even though I'm really drunk and also feeling gigantically weird from my covid vax and all the nanobots from Bill "Globalisticus" Gates

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# ? May 25, 2024 16:34

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

emfive posted:

Pelosi is a piece of poo poo just like all democrats

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:28

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Remember when her drunk driving husband almost got murdered and she didn't give a poo poo

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:29

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

you know I need to use those olive oils soon

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:29

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1709340207206551851

This man's career is destroyed, he will retire next year.

this is a really big loving decision considering he has to go back to bakersfield now

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:29

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

emfive posted:

I was able to type that, and also this post (which is excellent), even though I'm really drunk and also feeling gigantically weird from my covid vax and all the nanobots from Bill "Globalisticus" Gates

Oh Christ drinking on the vaccine is beyond even my youthful vigor. We got that done Saturday and my wife and I were loving wrecked until Monday

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:30

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Remember when her drunk driving husband almost got murdered and she didn't give a poo poo

I literally do not give a poo poo about those people, I mean gently caress, have you walked around SF and the rich people parts? gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress that poo poo

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:30

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

emfive posted:

I was able to type that, and also this post (which is excellent), even though I'm really drunk and also feeling gigantically weird from my covid vax and all the nanobots from Bill "Globalisticus" Gates

get well soon Wise Man of the Thread

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:30

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

glory be

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:31

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Remember when her drunk driving husband almost got murdered and she didn't give a poo poo

I remember the weird rear end police encounter video where Pelosi's husband seemed to be very drunk and the assailant seem to have developmental disabilities

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:32

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/TAftermath2020/status/1709358462021546300
daddy trump proud of my memes

Trump has no idea who the gently caress this guy is or what the gently caress he does.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:35

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

SirPablo posted:

Trump has no idea who the gently caress this guy is or what the gently caress he does.

same

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:36

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TracerBullet posted:

2DCAT do you have any experience with Ableton? I had a pirated full copy like a decade ago and I want to find something that can proactively beat match/beat track for very simple DJing. I really liked that I could map out the beats in Ableton and save them for each song but I don't want to spend an arm and a leg to do so now because I am a broke rear end parent

I don't like ableton, but it's not because it's bad or anything. I grew up with other DAWS and I'm more about being able to do things quickly without thinking rather than learning something new. For live performances, folks have spoken about latency being a strong point, but I can name 3 other DAWS with lower latency so... Ended up not being worth my time learning.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:37

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

bebop esq posted:

same

prednisent bebop

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:37

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

emfive posted:

you know I need to use those olive oils soon

I know just the thing that could use some spare olive oils,... in SPACE

https://www.wsfa.com/2023/10/03/food-thought-nasa-shares-photos-ravioli-shaped-moon/
:discourse:

Vegeta

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:38

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Lux Anima posted:

I know just the thing that could use some spare olive oils,... in SPACE

https://www.wsfa.com/2023/10/03/food-thought-nasa-shares-photos-ravioli-shaped-moon/
Vegeta

Ravioli shaped moon?
I don't remember that Radiohead album

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:39

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

pelosi can't take up the gavel again because of paul's ptsd

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:42

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Private Cumshoe posted:

I remember the weird rear end police encounter video where Pelosi's husband seemed to be very drunk and the assailant seem to have developmental disabilities

And how they wrestled with something like two kids superglued together in a sitcom but Can't Let Mom And Dad Know Why Or They Will Be Grounded For Life

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:44

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

lol today owned

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:44

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

Im gonna eat too many tacos and drink too many beers in remembrance of kevin mccarthy having a few fascists poo poo all over his political career

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:44

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

they should make euphronius the speaker of the house he knows about the laws

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:46

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Joe mentum would be a good speaker as well imho

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:47

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

High as gently caress

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:47

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Higher than trup tower

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:47

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

work from House sounds worse then wfh

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:48

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

Ben Nerevarine posted:

https://i.imgur.com/o4YSoZb.mp4

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:49

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/lawler4ny/status/1709297132283347332

did the squad do something?

some freaky poo poo happened back during the speaker vote

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:50

insane clown pussy: Jun 20, 2023

bebop esq posted:

anyone who says and/or thinks "woke mind virus" earnestly and unironically and seriously is too loving stupid to exist, ideally anyway

that's how pernicious it is. you start thinking the phrase, then saying it. soon enough your brain turns to mush

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:51

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

High as gently caress

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:53

BOGO LOAD: Jul 1, 2004; "You know I always had trouble really chewing the fat with my pops. Just listen to him..."

insane clown pussy posted:

that's how pernicious it is. you start thinking the phrase, then saying it. soon enough your brain turns to mush

many such cases

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:54

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

What a funny few days. Bless.

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:56

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

are there not Twitter accounts that just do semi-accurate lip reads of what these monsters say to each other on the house floor? like a jomboy type account but for politics instead of baseball?

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:57

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Tfw you're on a heroic dose and random people show up

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:57

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

euphronius posted:

work from House sounds worse then wfh

this kind of blew my mind

# ? Oct 4, 2023 02:58

TheWevel: Apr 14, 2002; Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1709380104407916645?s=46&t=yAZC6ladUury87T2A2XYZQ

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:01

Spoondick: Jun 9, 2000

the highest i ever got was in a motel 6 with my girlfriend and her cousin and boyfriend and 3 labs who grew a lot of weed in another town and were visiting and they had several gallon ziplock baggies full of bubble hash and were smoking it straight in weed pipes so we did that and watched adult swim and it was the first time i really understood 12 oz mouse (they too were extremely loving high while making it)

# ? Oct 4, 2023 03:02