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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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WALKER :woop:

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 the 'backs... are BACK!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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1-9 with RISP :toot:

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
I thought Hoffman blew Harper away in bp and Bryce told the coaches to put him in a uniform

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Three

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
If you struggle with CPAP, have you considered getting surgery to get a wifi-controlled tube implanted in your throat

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Everybody hits!
woo hoo

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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DBacks don't gently caress up the bottom of the ninth challenge

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
t-t-t-t-t-TRIPLE, gently caress yo signs

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
LMFAO HARPER IGNORED DUSTY

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 get hosed dusty you dumb motherfucker

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 love Bryce Harper running through the stop sign and being easily safe

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol Harper knows better than to listen to that dumbass third base coach

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014

bawfuls posted:

love Bryce Harper running through the stop sign and being easily safe

dusty is an idiot and it could be 5-1 right now

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

triple sulk posted:

get hosed dusty you dumb motherfucker
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 mega big brain move to knock the helmet off

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

triple sulk posted:

get hosed dusty you dumb motherfucker

In Dusty
We don't Trusty

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
As soon as I saw how the ball was bouncing I figured Harper was gonna score because it was, y'know, rolling into left field

what sort of professional baseballman looks at that and goes "hmm no better hold the guy"

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 wow shocker than the last two batters get out and if harper hadn't run they would have gotten nothing

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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gently caress yeah DBacks :toot:

Do it again tomorrow

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 gj Dbacks

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Hello :ohdear:, old friend

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 the philadelphia phillies must be destroyed

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I really hope that having Quan doing the Short Round voice was a choice with meaning for Loki because, like... he doesn't have to sound like that, I've seen EEAAO

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

the philadelphia phillies must be destroyed

Never. I demand Schwardongs through the entire postseason.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Ugh loving Josh Bell

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 i haven't considered the power of Ponytail Craig

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Krimbel

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I want to be angry but good call, he was safe

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Why the hell does Bell own the Phils?? Him and Brandon Drury have some bizarre godlike ownership of Phillies pitching

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 i hate kimbrel so much. i trust the orion kid who has made like one appearance more than him

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Never. I demand Schwardongs through the entire postseason.

:hmmyes:

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Two

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

triple sulk posted:

i hate kimbrel so much. i trust the orion kid who has made like one appearance more than him

Should have kept Hoffman in but Thomson has to push buttons

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
what the hell was that completely contextless video package of a lot of teams who aren't playing right now

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 what the gently caress is going on with the feed lol

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Whoops we aired the montage too early

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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R.D. Mangles posted:

i haven't considered the power of Ponytail Craig

What if Craig Counsell grew a ponytail

Autocorrect changed that to "tiny tail" so I posit that question to you too

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
One

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Now Craig Kimbrel looks like the slow Irish guy from OZ

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