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so when someone makes a prediction like "at this precise time 75% of humans will explode because of a cellphone alert" and it of course doesn't loving happen everyone stops listening to these people forever, right?
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CODChimera posted:do these ever get sent during an actual emergency? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Hawaii_false_missile_alert Bring him back
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CODChimera posted:do these ever get sent during an actual emergency? They accidentally told everyone in Hawaii they were about to die once e gently caress
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Spoondick posted:so when someone makes a prediction like "at this precise time 75% of humans will explode because of a cellphone alert" and it of course doesn't loving happen everyone stops listening to these people forever, right? No they say it happens on the next one, or incrementally with each one
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Oct 4, 2023 12:55
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Spoondick posted:so when someone makes a prediction like "at this precise time 75% of humans will explode because of a cellphone alert" and it of course doesn't loving happen everyone stops listening to these people forever, right? What do you think
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Spoondick posted:so when someone makes a prediction like "at this precise time 75% of humans will explode because of a cellphone alert" and it of course doesn't loving happen everyone stops listening to these people forever, right? Somebody either posts something about (for example) how mccarthy was the one who wanted it and gaetz stopped him at the last second and that becomes the story, or you just don’t mention it again and get really into something else
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Spoondick posted:so when someone makes a prediction like "at this precise time 75% of humans will explode because of a cellphone alert" and it of course doesn't loving happen everyone stops listening to these people forever, right? well obviously this is only a test to make sure the explosion signal could work
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lmao
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Hope you all cut off your electronics and posting stations so the deep state doesn't burn down your house
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At this point I think you could also just say that angels saved everybody from 5g marburg and not lose any of your audience
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Real Mean Queen posted:At this point I think you could also just say that angels saved everybody from 5g marburg and not lose any of your audience Uhm actually it was Donald Trump that saved everyone from 5G Marburg
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Oct 4, 2023 13:04
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I have already achieved 6g, I am unstoppable and impervious to illness now
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stay back, I got marburggggg
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goth smoking cloves posted:I have already achieved 6g, I am unstoppable and impervious to illness now Please start with a half eighth and then go up from there two to four weeks later
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Real Mean Queen posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Hawaii_false_missile_alert oh yeah, maybe it does have some use
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CODChimera posted:do these ever get sent during an actual emergency? yeah I’ve gotten bad post warnings
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funny every time
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Jeffery, deploy the emergency posting alert we need all hands on deck for today’s 5G event
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CODChimera posted:do these ever get sent during an actual emergency? Yes, they decided to wake everyone up multiple times at 2 or 3 am a few years back for... kind of a bad storm that didn't damage anything
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Durf posted:lmao really don’t understand these sweater under jacket freaks
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euphronius posted:if trump were speaker he’d sit behind Biden during the state of the union. address he would make some many funny expressions
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the milk machine posted:trump thread intervening to save trump from the deep state. brings a tear to my eye 
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Dr_0ctag0n posted:Uhm actually it was Donald Trump that saved everyone from 5G Marburg Who do you think the angels answer to?
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I’m going to be on the road during “the event” and so am preparing my last will and testament now
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I always think about the siblings that had sex when they thought the nukes were inbound (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Red Baron posted:I’m going to be on the road during “the event” and so am preparing my last will and testament now The government said they’d only be phone-murdering everyone between 2:20 and 2:50 pm eastern, so just pull over for like half an hour. Sorry to tell you what to do, but it just makes sense
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Real Mean Queen posted:At this point I think you could also just say that angels saved everybody from 5g marburg and not lose any of your audience Many are saying this
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lmao immaculate
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UFOTacoMan posted:really don’t understand these sweater under jacket freaks you're right, sweaters should go over the jacket
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erosion posted:I always think about the siblings that had sex when they thought the nukes were inbound 
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Spoondick posted:so when someone makes a prediction like "at this precise time 75% of humans will explode because of a cellphone alert" and it of course doesn't loving happen everyone stops listening to these people forever, right? thanks to all the patriots not getting VAXXXXXXXXXXED the (((globalists))) couldn't reach critical mass with their POISON SHOTS and saved the world from INTERDIMENSIONAL DEMONS!!! PRAISE LORD JESUS CHRIST FOR DONALDS TUREMP!O!!!!
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erosion posted:I always think about the siblings that had sex when they thought the nukes were inbound umm...maybe you should keep things like that to yourself
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just a tip
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haha trump would never be speaker! he just wouldn't do the job! this would never happen ahhahahah he would hate every minute of it. THIS WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPEN THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOULDN'T DO THAT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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it’s funny that trump actually worked at being president way more than Biden
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