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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
if your getting advertisements on twitter that means your browsing twitter

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

it's The X Platform now, and you're still using it

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

lol that's by design.

yep.

code poo poo so there's always a plausible out, and the people holding you potentially look crazier than you

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

No it's a Nazi site for Nazis

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

no i have an adblocker

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

it's The X Platform now, and you're still using it

i, for one, will continue to deadname it. we do not acquiesce to COMPELLED SPEECH around these parts :colbert:

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

no i get normal ads for like food and insurance and stuff

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I only get the weird bondage anime ads when I click on Musk tweets on my phone. Otherwise it's mundane stuff, maybe sports here and there. And adblock on desktop so I don't see any there.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/Pioldes/status/1709323993847631978

DominoKitten
Aug 7, 2012

I keep getting an ad from Stephen Crowder, pregnant wife abuser, saying “Can't stand liberals? Need a laugh? Follow me to heal thyself!” and my only consolation is the replies being nasty to him. it’s a good reminder to go look at not Twitter anyway.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

thats luigi not waluigi

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

They just made sports betting legal in my state, so the only thing I'm getting via any medium is FanDuel right now

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005


Appreciate that one of the Trudeau options is in blackface (blackcheek?)

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.

Potato Salad posted:

"honk honk? it can't be that stupid, you guys must be seeing ghosts"

meanwhile they literally talk about it and use it as an explicit Heil Hitler code every minute of every hour of every day in their discords and message boards

I remember witnessing the genesis of the "OK" hand gesture as a literal white supremacist thing

https://www.npr.org/2019/09/26/764728163/the-ok-hand-gesture-is-now-listed-as-a-symbol-of-hate

Everything is so stupid

dev286 fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Oct 4, 2023

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

someone do the cybertruck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-u0wgOWXsk

small butter
Oct 8, 2011

I actually saw an ad from Amazon yesterday.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
a social media site based on invites for people who are afraid of twitter sounds like turbo cspam aids from hell

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



16-bit Butt-Head posted:

thats luigi not waluigi

The second one is obvious warluigi.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

Nah pretty much all I see are Cheech and Chong weed gummy ads.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

I do appreciate how much effort Evony puts into producing video games to show for their ads when they (from my understanding) just don't produce the actual game which is totally different

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
come tweet m'lord

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

no no that's the Global American Empire (good), they oppose the (((Globalist))) American Empire (bad)

poo poo, that's it, isn't it.

I've even seen the fuckers use globalist to mean Jews before, too.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls

Anime game. Underage girls.

But you repeat yourself.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

he's publicly said all his kids were IVF. he hasn't admitted it's so he can select only the male sex embryos but that part is implied by the results
Sounds like the kind of rear end in a top hat who would be pissed by his trans-gender daughter.

Kunster
Dec 24, 2006

Bip Roberts posted:

I do appreciate how much effort Evony puts into producing video games to show for their ads when they (from my understanding) just don't produce the actual game which is totally different

They keep posting ads and I keep seeing the same community notes warning that this is not the real game play. Mind you I still haven't stopped seeing community notes on things, so was that perhaps only for Elon posts?

Homeless Friend posted:

a social media site based on invites for people who are afraid of twitter sounds like turbo cspam aids from hell

Invite only is less for the sake of finding who is the bestest poster, but more bc fully opening a twitter alternative means you would overload them when the pitch is just "Old twitter, old custodian, won't change everything wildly from one one week to another".

Kunster fucked around with this message at 10:46 on Oct 4, 2023

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

so thirsty for Elon that he wouldn’t even expect a horse afterwards

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Hazo posted:

Everyone else is getting the same gross loving ads from the scummy companies dumb enough to advertise on Twitter, right?

First it was some anime porn game with underage girls tied up, then a few weeks ago it switched to a hand dipped in honey (DOCTORS WANT YOU TO STOP EATING THIS ONE FOOD), and now women are shoving closeups of their feet at me.

Lmao Elon you stupid freak.

i don't use twitter i'm not a weirdo

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/P_Kallioniemi/status/1674360288445964288

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1674360288445964288.html

A lot of people in the comments are claiming that their likes are mysteriously disappearing from posts in this thread.

Jai Guru Dave
Jan 3, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 23 days!)

He’s not Tony Stark, he’s Lord John Whorfin

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

SimonChris posted:


A lot of people in the comments are claiming that their likes are mysteriously disappearing from posts in this thread.

I'm sure elon is letting 200k likes through but blocking the likes of some randos

jadebullet
Mar 25, 2011


MY LIFE FOR YOU!

Homeless Friend posted:

a social media site based on invites for people who are afraid of twitter sounds like turbo cspam aids from hell

From my experience so far it is mainly artists and people dunking on Musk. Oh and a veritable forest of cock pictures.

I like that you can set up feeds so that you can scroll through different topics you have interest in as well as the usual people you are following tab.

Be warned though, lots of people seem to really like participating in the daily dick pic themed hashtags so when you are starting out and don't have your feeds and people you are following set up yet, you are going to see a lot of hogs if you turn off the content filter.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Check out elon's all new altcoin the Doge x. ground floor baby.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

I am extremely jealous of both Elons body AND posture

many people are saying this

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Bip Roberts posted:

I'm sure elon is letting 200k likes through but blocking the likes of some randos

thats just the state of twitters systems after a year+ of being gutted of course its dropping poo poo all over the floor

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


I'll give you one guess what he considers circumcision to be

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol that the maybach appears to be designed to protect the rear occupants even if it means smashing the driver to paste

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol that the maybach appears to be designed to protect the rear occupants even if it means smashing the driver to paste

i think thats just the limitations of the software, notice how rarely any parts ever actually become disconnected from the car. everything just gets compacted instead of sheering off

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Soapy_Bumslap posted:

I am extremely jealous of both Elons body AND posture

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