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They’re sending out the pulse that activates the 5G microchips in the vax to kill us all. Fauci’s Final Ouchie
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Droogie posted:I can't believe we are all going to die or worse in under an hour. That's hosed up I took out $20K in credit card debt gambling on a Russian slots website in hopes I could rack up a few extra grand to go buy loads of drugs, but I lost it all and I don’t give a gently caress because I’ll be dead in a half hour! Take that, big credit card companies!
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My wife had to do security training and it was setup like malware on your phone turned people into zombies. HER COMPANY TRIED TO WARN US. Suspicious lack of hiding in microwaves, though...
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Buce posted:hey guys how do i make my house neutrino-proof. i hate getting hit by neutrinos. C'mon man, it's tinfoil!. Remember, it's 2 layers, maybe 3? For neutrinos.
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otter posted:DO it judge, DO IT DO IT DO IT. Lock him up! lol why are his lawyers not tackling him
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cr0y posted:Lol I thought chuds freaking out about the emergency test was just us making poo poo up but nope Why would Soros (I assume that's who we're blaming) announce the super secret transmission of the zombie signal though, seems a bit of a flaw in the otherwise brilliant 5G plan. They could just turn it on any time so maybe these people should just leave all their devices in that microwave
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Steadiman posted:Why would Soros (I assume that's who we're blaming) announce the super secret transmission of the zombie signal though, seems a bit of a flaw in the otherwise brilliant 5G plan. They could just turn it on any time so maybe these people should just leave all their devices in that microwave one brave soul broke ranks with the deep state and announced the test, OBVIOUSLY
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kazil posted:Just gonna post a Truth while waiting for the McDonalds to show up to the courthouse Omg get some new material
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1709618676469477675   
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This is like if The Office got another 15 seasons jesus christ, just the most repetitive boring garbage
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Cabbages and Kings posted:oh come on, you just own these things and take it as a lesson learned. This argument is dumb and stupid and pointless so cut it out now. Leaving this up in case anyone else wants to go all galaxy brain on slurs jfc
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I couldn’t make out what he said but lol at the chuckle E: nm, he says “that’s above my pay grade” lol
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haljordan posted:This argument is dumb and stupid and pointless so cut it out now. sincere apologies; I've been feverish, dealing with feverish kids, and possibly on slightly too much DXM for days I am baking a crow to eat it right now. NOT one with nine gears that would be hosed up BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I couldn’t make out what he said but lol at the chuckle Should have said "my advice is that they try to get confirmed and become speaker b/c that seems hard. Like, Dark Souls hard."
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I couldn’t make out what he said but lol at the chuckle i believe he said "i'd tell him to train his gag reflex"
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 That laugh, delayed answer and the meek "thankyousir" at the end. Dark Brandon is truly, actually, delivering where it matters. For those who missed his answer, he says: "That's above my paygrade".
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1709618676469477675 It’s truly astonishing that his gormless lawyers just stand there and let him speak instead of chloroforming him and dragging him away from the cameras and microphones and telling him to not say or do anything that they haven’t approved first.
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Less than 60 sec until I'm a zombie, hooooooo!
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Sockser posted:I cannot remotely hear what his response is "That's above my pay grade"
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Black Sunshine posted:My father told me that once we started letting gay people get married, everyone would be marrying and loving their pets because it's basically the same thing. Was he wrong or is that on the horizon after they stop complaining about trans people? all I know is that in my social group we call everyone by their preferred names and pronouns regardless of their romantic lives or identities, with one exception. Angus The Dogfucker is not getting let off the hook. Yes, I'm rehashing an old joke, but jesus christ how headfucked do you have to be to compare literally anything consenting adults to do bestiality? Maybe these people secretly want that normalized, for some reason??
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Oct 4, 2023 19:00
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He says "that's above my pay grade" lol
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Shanghaied posted:Less than 60 sec until I'm a zombie, hooooooo! It’s 2:20 PM Holmes, you’re good for another 20 mins.
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Shanghaied posted:Less than 60 sec until I'm a zombie, hooooooo! Ooh you might get zombie strength. Hey what happens to vegetarians who become zombies? Are they stuck with eating cauliflowers, the brain of the vegetable kingdom?
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Just when I think you couldn't get any older, you go and say something like this....AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF 
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ProfessorMarvel posted:Just when I think you couldn't get any older, you go and say something like this....AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF I kinda wish he had laughed a bit more heartily and kept on walking
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jesus he needs to just shave that sad little circle of white on his head, it looks terrible, he looks like goddamn Friar Tuck. but he never will bc something about presidents needing to look strong and virile and bursting with hair presidents and their hair is such a weird loving Thing
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poo poo I take that back, at least Friar Tuck, his edges were nice and crisp. this brushed back and then bald in the middle nonsense is just gross.
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haljordan posted:I kinda wish he had laughed a bit more heartily and kept on walking
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Stoatbringer posted:Hey what happens to vegetarians who become zombies? Are they stuck with eating cauliflowers, the brain of the vegetable kingdom? they hunger for grains
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:they hunger for grains 
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cr0y posted:Lol I thought chuds freaking out about the emergency test was just us making poo poo up but nope Quackery aside, the emergency test is pretty dumb and will only succeed in pissing everyone off - even those inclined to give FEMA a break.
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Stoatbringer posted:It’s truly astonishing that his gormless lawyers just stand there and let him speak instead of chloroforming him and dragging him away from the cameras and microphones and telling him to not say or do anything that they haven’t approved first. He's their only hope to win. Every case against him is absolutely ironclad, because the AGs etc all knew they had to have everything perfect before trying to indict a former president. There's no winning these cases in the courtroom for his lawyers, it all comes down to the fact that nothing has ever stuck to Trump before, and maybe that will continue to be the case? Their jobs are completely perfunctory, just show up and hope to get paid.
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Victory Lap posted:just show up and hope to get paid. Narrator: they did not get paid.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Quackery aside, the emergency test is pretty dumb and will only succeed in pissing everyone off - even those inclined to give FEMA a break. Nothing wrong with making sure the system works. It's important to make sure stuff works, especially in disaster prone areas like hurricane zones, earthquake prone areas, and tornado alley.
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