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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1709592361481777360
lol





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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Durf posted:

imagining them all riding in a bus together to the capitol is a fun mental exercise

bet there was a lot of random yelping of TRUMOP!

this thread basically

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/oIPdgAR.mp4
help me they were right

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1709624368710443342

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

J6 scares ppl itt cuz they see themselves out there doing all the same moves

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

tump gonna be the first person to get the death penalty in a civil trial

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/thewapplehouse/status/1709634727555051524?s=46

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


lol the circus is woke now

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

In 1501, Pope Alexander VI did this, as recorded in the diary of his own master of ceremonies Johann Burchard:

quote:

On the evening of the last day of October, 1501, Cesare Borgia arranged a banquet in his chambers in the Vatican with "fifty honest prostitutes", called courtesans, who danced after dinner with the attendants and others who were present, at first in their garments, then naked. After dinner the candelabra with the burning candles were taken from the tables and placed on the floor, and chestnuts were strewn around, which the naked courtesans picked up, creeping on hands and knees between the chandeliers, while the Pope, Cesare, and his sister Lucretia looked on. Finally, prizes were announced for those who could perform the act most often with the courtesans, such as tunics of silk, shoes, barrets, and other things.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banquet_of_Chestnuts

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Rubellavator posted:

lol the circus is woke now

not on my watch

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Braaaains

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


oh no, they got tino chalupa

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Rubellavator posted:

lol the circus is woke now

There is unironically probably someone out there who thinks that the fact that Ringling brothers had to remove elephants from their show means they had to replace it with dancing trans people. I would bet my life on it

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1709574577125486607

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Nemesis but he says “TRUUUUUMP” instead of S.T.A.R.S.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Bethamphetamine posted:

Oh god, my balls are swelling

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Turdfuzz posted:

FEMA alerts in spanish now i thought this was america

get our rear end

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Hatebag posted:

the math and science teachers all seemed like big time nerds or potheads, the history teachers were nerds, the gym teachers were pedos, the spanish teachers all seemed like drunks and there was one pedo there, music teachers were either extremely wound up maniacs or just completely indifferent

you can tell who went to private school because your history teachers were just history teachers and not also the basketball/football/baseball coach

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Spoondick posted:

oh no, they got tino chalupa

oh gently caress they killed Chino Tulpa?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


if the catholics want to switch to doing sexual stuff with adults that seems like a good change

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1709383995891278217

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




For some reason I want to march towards Jade helm

gregday
May 23, 2003

*Leslie Nelson as the umpire at the end of Naked Gun*

teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerump!

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
https://twitter.com/emanuelmaiberg/status/1709560036937142492?s=20

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

gregday posted:

*Leslie Nelson as the umpire at the end of Naked Gun*

teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerump!

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

The July 20 plot but bringing in an American iPhone instead of a briefcase.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



:ohdear:

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Trump can still run for Archduke of Baldur’s Gate

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


insane clown pussy posted:

you can tell who went to private school because your history teachers were just history teachers and not also the basketball/football/baseball coach

? no i went to public school, the coaches were mostly history, math, and gym teachers. except for the football coach he owned car dealerships or something. didn't care for that guy, struck me as a creep

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

the lore of the kirby games is very dark

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


accusing me of going to private school! preposterous!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



insurance... on the cumchain!

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Trump is bringing the Orb into the court room...

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/DeSantisWarRoom/status/1709638898236682749

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
as you know, I keep all my cash in cum

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


this is what fascism looks like

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Consummate Professional posted:

as you know, I keep all my cash in cum

Cum Tax is tyranny.

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