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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God
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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 an inauspicious start with that first pitch lol

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

bawfuls posted:

glue that thumbnail back on and let 'er rip

Stevie Ray Vaughan used to superglue calluses back on that would fall off his fingers.

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 the spitball should be legal if you use your own blood from an open wound while pitching

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rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


 I guess he's just gonna throw til his thumb falls off?

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Squall
Mar 10, 2010

"...whatever."

tomanton posted:

Loving that yesterday's 2-run lead was all pins and needles posting for Twins fans and today's 2-run lead shows absolutely no fear at all. The jays have that effect on people

When a team loses 18 playoff games in a row, you expect some magical poo poo to happen.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Tying run up now :ohdear:

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tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
This is Chapman's moment to GIDP

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

 judging by this thread the fully legal espn feed i'm watching is at least 60 seconds behind

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Duran has sacrificed his thumb to Satan in exchange for victory.

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The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


 And that's that

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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Hellv yeah

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 later jays

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
The Toronto Blue Jays are dogshit garbage

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 At least they didn't play well

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


 mercifully, it's over

gently caress the blue jays and gently caress rogers

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

102 :eyepop:

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Congrats twins

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Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



 Bye blue jays

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tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
Congratulations Twins fans for putting the playoff losing streak behind you, I can guarantee we'll take good care of it.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 You loving teams are not listening!!! Don't let me down Marlins and Brewers

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

...! posted:

The Toronto Blue Jays are dogshit garbage

Also congrats Twins, I'm glad it was you and not like the Rangers or something

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 TWINS WIN!

TWINS WIN!

gently caress THE ASTROS!

TWINS WIN!

sorry jays fans.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Yay Twins! :toot:

Lmao at the fact that it's Michael Kay calling their first series win in forever.

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 absolutely crazy that making GBS threads the bed that bad is only the 2nd worst playoff loss today

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

IcePhoenix posted:

Wouldn't it be funny if the Twins followed 18 straight playoff losses with 13 consecutive wins

I think it would be hilarious and the baseball gods should play such a good prank
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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

 What a bunch of losers. The blown lead against Seattle was better.

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

bawfuls posted:

judging by this thread the fully legal espn feed i'm watching is at least 60 seconds behind

That's the nature of streaming, friend. It's gotta buffer

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 The season ending on an absolutely hopeless Varsho strikeout is perfect

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Diamondbacks please

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rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE


 AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

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Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



 Absolutely perfect way to end this season with Varsho caught waving for three straight

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Diamondbacks are blowing it already

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Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

 Good luck Twins, the team that actually deserves to be here.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 Lol that was great, just blew those chumps the gently caress away. 6 pitches sit down.

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
TWINS WIN, BABY

BECAUSE THAT

IS WHAT TWINS DO

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Infidel Castro posted:

TWINS WIN!

TWINS WIN!

gently caress THE ASTROS!

TWINS WIN!

sorry jays fans.

Whoa whoa WHOA

I think you accidentally typo'd that entire third line somehow

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Diamondbacks are blowing it already
good, this series needs to go 3

preferably with 16+ innings tomorrow night

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

 Twins win!!! I am at the stadium and it feels like we won the world series

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 Can't wait until next spring for all the jays players to say they have unfinished business again

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

tomanton posted:

Loving that yesterday's 2-run lead was all pins and needles posting for Twins fans and today's 2-run lead shows absolutely no fear at all. The jays have that effect on people

I think it was more that most of us were still riding high from the streak ending

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