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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wild Card GDT: Chaosball for the Chaos God
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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Gerblederp posted:

The season ending on an absolutely hopeless Varsho strikeout is perfect

I'm fine if he gets thrown into the bottomless pit with Ozzie Smith

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DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
How embarrassing.

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ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

 I have to go from this to six months of watching the fuckin Canucks why do I do this to myself? Good christ.

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tomanton
May 22, 2006

beam me up, tomato
canada's team, baby!!!

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Good work, Twins

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

IcePhoenix posted:

I think it was more that most of us were still riding high from the streak ending

Yeah, yesterday every Twins poster was so anxious because there was SO MUCH riding on that one win. It was so important we didn't even dare to SPEAK, mostly.

But then the curse was broken, and today, forging into new country. And now forging even further ahead and beyond!

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

ThinkTank posted:

I have to go from this to six months of watching the fuckin Canucks why do I do this to myself? Good christ.

Ooof

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Redeye Flight posted:

Yeah, yesterday every Twins poster was so anxious because there was SO MUCH riding on that one win. It was so important we didn't even dare to SPEAK, mostly.

But then the curse was broken, and today, forging into new country. And now forging even further ahead and beyond!

What is this feeling?

Is this.....hope?

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rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE

Redeye Flight posted:

Yeah, yesterday every Twins poster was so anxious because there was SO MUCH riding on that one win. It was so important we didn't even dare to SPEAK, mostly.

But then the curse was broken, and today, forging into new country. And now forging even further ahead and beyond!

Not gonna lie I hope Duran and Correa both have functional hands in three days. I'm not doomposting yet, we fuckin won goddammit, but a specter is haunting me like communism haunts europe.

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Redeye Flight posted:

Yeah, yesterday every Twins poster was so anxious because there was SO MUCH riding on that one win. It was so important we didn't even dare to SPEAK, mostly.

But then the curse was broken, and today, forging into new country. And now forging even further ahead and beyond!

Don't worry, we wouldn't want Twins fans to get over excited so we'll send them home to recover before they overheat.

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 AL East all frauds

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
I hope Moreno is okay. drat that sucks.

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 does MLB have a rigorous concussion protocol

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Tatsuta Age posted:

does MLB have a rigorous concussion protocol

Ask Anthony Rizzo

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Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

rickiep00h posted:

Not gonna lie I hope Duran and Correa both have functional hands in three days. I'm not doomposting yet, we fuckin won goddammit, but a specter is haunting me like communism haunts europe.

Do you think Lenin's ghost could relief pitch if we need it

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rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE

Redeye Flight posted:

Do you think Lenin's ghost could relief pitch if we need it

I bet it could put up a better ERA+ than Jorge Lopez did.

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

rickiep00h posted:

Not gonna lie I hope Duran and Correa both have functional hands in three days. I'm not doomposting yet, we fuckin won goddammit, but a specter is haunting me like communism haunts europe.

Yeah, that irked me. When the Astros beat the Twins I don't want it to be because of injuries

Biggio bulldozing Duran was pure wtf from me. C'mon, man. You knew you were gonna be out and had plenty of time to avoid hard contact

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
On the one hand, go the Philadelphia Phillies

On the other hand, I want to be watching baseball tomorrow night

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Galen :stare:

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rickiep00h
Aug 16, 2010

BATDANCE

...! posted:

Yeah, that irked me. When the Astros beat the Twins I don't want it to be because of injuries

Biggio bulldozing Duran was pure wtf from me. C'mon, man. You knew you were gonna be out and had plenty of time to avoid hard contact

That was Jax, but same.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Just got home, RIP in peace Rays and Jays :rip:

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol this ump sucks bad

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Bell loving finally sits down, Jesus

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 leadoff dinger pls

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
hearing the ump described as a 'pitcher-friendly umpire' and knowing this place is going to lose its loving mind if calls go the wrong way

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

triple sulk posted:

leadoff dinger pls

Blessed be the beefy ones

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 god dammit

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 ump is wired up loud tonight

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 The Philadelphia Phillies are dogshit garbage

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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The Diamondbacks should try getting a hit

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bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

...! posted:

On the one hand, go the Philadelphia Phillies

On the other hand, I want to be watching baseball tomorrow night
Brewers are working on that for you

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Of course Donaldson is suddenly a good player as a Brewer

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

...! posted:

Yeah, that irked me. When the Astros beat the Twins I don't want it to be because of injuries

Biggio bulldozing Duran was pure wtf from me. C'mon, man. You knew you were gonna be out and had plenty of time to avoid hard contact

I originally predicted that the Astros were going to win the world series in the most bullshit way possible and them playing an injured Twins fits that, soooo...

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Thought that might have been gone off the bat

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Hell yeah Thomas!

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I had no idea Josh Donaldson was even a Brewer

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hey a hit!

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 donaldson's play just got that much more important

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Thomas's expression immediately after the homer left his bat was adorable :3:

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Gosh darn it X Chair has done it again!

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