Best & Worst Promos, Simulations, Jankens, and anything not a match of 2022

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Bonk: Aug 4, 2002; Douche Baggins

Most Improved: Julia Hart getting stealth awesome - AEW 2023

# ? Sep 28, 2023 03:10

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 14:59

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Bonk posted:

Most Improved: Julia Hart getting stealth awesome - AEW 2023

Nth

# ? Sep 28, 2023 04:28

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Bonk posted:

Most Improved: Julia Hart getting stealth awesome - AEW 2023

# ? Sep 28, 2023 04:59

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Sit-Down Interview of the Year: Christian Cage and Darby Allin, AEW Dynamite, 28/09

Actually that's a good idea, I'll call Nick Wayne's mum

# ? Sep 28, 2023 11:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

Promo Battle of the Year: MJF vs. Jay White - AEW Dynamite 9/27

Yeah, loved this so much.

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:42

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Rarity posted:

Sit-Down Interview of the Year: Christian Cage and Darby Allin, AEW Dynamite, 28/09

Actually that's a good idea, I'll call Nick Wayne's mum

# ? Sep 28, 2023 17:57

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Rap of the Year Candidate: Shane Haste, AEW Collision, 30/09

Slapped, jack

# ? Oct 1, 2023 09:32

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Rarity posted:

Rap of the Year Candidate: Shane Haste, AEW Collision, 30/09

Slapped, jack

Nth, they even did the Tomko bit.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 09:41

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Video About Wrestling of the Year

Kim Justice's video KENTA vs SUWA: An All-Time Great Heel Performance
Watch it, it's half an hour about a match 3rd from top of a show from 18 years ago

Popped up on my Youtube recommendations this morning & hell, you mention SUWA in a video title & I'll probably the watch it because he's a guy who has never gotten his dues. Video gives you a lot of context to make it easy to follow the story here. House of Torture should be made to watch SUWA because that guy was a heat machine, an absolutely superb heel, an all-time wrestling prick.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 15:42

apophenium: Apr 14, 2009; Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

forkboy84 posted:

Video About Wrestling of the Year

Kim Justice's video KENTA vs SUWA: An All-Time Great Heel Performance
Watch it, it's half an hour about a match 3rd from top of a show from 18 years ago

Popped up on my Youtube recommendations this morning & hell, you mention SUWA in a video title & I'll probably the watch it because he's a guy who has never gotten his dues. Video gives you a lot of context to make it easy to follow the story here. House of Torture should be made to watch SUWA because that guy was a heat machine, an absolutely superb heel, an all-time wrestling prick.

Yeah this ruled. I was already a fan of Kim Justice's stuff. I like the concept of highlighting matches like this one.

# ? Oct 1, 2023 23:35

Fish Of Doom: Aug 18, 2004; I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

Guest Commentary of the Year - Jon Moxley, Wrestle Dream

# ? Oct 2, 2023 07:32

Glass Punkbull 141: Jan 9, 2008; This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Hostile crowd of the year: Seattle crowd chanting "gently caress You Cowboy" at Adam Page, WrestleDream 2023.

# ? Oct 2, 2023 07:38

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Fish Of Doom posted:

Guest Commentary of the Year - Jon Moxley, Wrestle Dream

2nd.

Commentary Duo of the Year: Jon Moxley and Nigel McGuinness - AEW WrestleDream 10/1

# ? Oct 2, 2023 07:58

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Glass Punkbull 141 posted:

Hostile crowd of the year: Seattle crowd chanting "gently caress You Cowboy" at Adam Page, WrestleDream 2023.

Nth

Fish Of Doom posted:

Guest Commentary of the Year - Jon Moxley, Wrestle Dream

Nth

# ? Oct 2, 2023 12:35

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Fish Of Doom posted:

Guest Commentary of the Year - Jon Moxley, Wrestle Dream

Nth, hope he saved enough money for the swear jar :ohdear:

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:11

Germansimp: May 28, 2013

Rarity posted:

Nth, hope he saved enough money for the swear jar

That saved-up money was for his long overdue vacation, which now once again has sadly been pushed back until next year at least.

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:36

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Foley Artist of the Year: Swerve Strickland - AEW WrestleDream 10/1

I knew it was fake but adding a slap to the armbreaker spot made me sit straight up in my chair :stare:

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:43

closet statist: Mar 9, 2010

Dango Bango posted:

Foley Artist of the Year: Swerve Strickland - AEW WrestleDream 10/1

I knew it was fake but adding a slap to the armbreaker spot made me sit straight up in my chair

Nth. I squealed

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:48

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Fish Of Doom posted:

Guest Commentary of the Year - Jon Moxley, Wrestle Dream

Glass Punkbull 141 posted:

Hostile crowd of the year: Seattle crowd chanting "gently caress You Cowboy" at Adam Page, WrestleDream 2023.

big nths

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:52

Glass Punkbull 141: Jan 9, 2008; This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Dango Bango posted:

Foley Artist of the Year: Swerve Strickland - AEW WrestleDream 10/1

I knew it was fake but adding a slap to the armbreaker spot made me sit straight up in my chair

Nth. A masterstroke.

# ? Oct 2, 2023 22:53

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Dango Bango posted:

Foley Artist of the Year: Swerve Strickland - AEW WrestleDream 10/1

I knew it was fake but adding a slap to the armbreaker spot made me sit straight up in my chair

I loving love wrestling

# ? Oct 2, 2023 23:02

Glass Punkbull 141: Jan 9, 2008; This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Wait.

Who's going to update the thread OP now that Penguin Patrol is perma'd?

# ? Oct 2, 2023 23:06

Evil Badman: Aug 19, 2006; Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Glass Punkbull 141 posted:

Wait.

Who's going to update the thread OP now that Penguin Patrol is perma'd?

Terrible news,

code:

Penguin Patrol hosed around with this message at 06:51 on Mar 20, 2022

# ? Oct 3, 2023 00:30

Glass Punkbull 141: Jan 9, 2008; This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Lol

# ? Oct 3, 2023 00:31

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

Huh I wonder what happened to them, let me go look...

:stare:

# ? Oct 3, 2023 00:41

Bonk: Aug 4, 2002; Douche Baggins

forkboy84 posted:

Video About Wrestling of the Year

Kim Justice's video KENTA vs SUWA: An All-Time Great Heel Performance
Watch it, it's half an hour about a match 3rd from top of a show from 18 years ago

Popped up on my Youtube recommendations this morning & hell, you mention SUWA in a video title & I'll probably the watch it because he's a guy who has never gotten his dues. Video gives you a lot of context to make it easy to follow the story here. House of Torture should be made to watch SUWA because that guy was a heat machine, an absolutely superb heel, an all-time wrestling prick.

Hell yeah, I always loved SUWA back in the Toryumon days. They've been steadily releasing a lot of old Toryumon on the Dragongate Network and it's a real trip to finally see old SUWA matches in HD. Crazy MAX were absolute shitheads back in the day.

It's too bad because SUWA had won the UDG belt and was about to get his big run at the top until he got injured a couple months into his reign, and by the time he was healthy Ultimo was on his way out and CIMA had the belt again before they rebranded to DG. I don't think SUWA would've stuck around otherwise, because he talked poo poo about the company after he left, but it would've been cool to see how far he would've gone.

# ? Oct 3, 2023 07:33

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Bonk posted:

Hell yeah, I always loved SUWA back in the Toryumon days. They've been steadily releasing a lot of old Toryumon on the Dragongate Network and it's a real trip to finally see old SUWA matches in HD. Crazy MAX were absolute shitheads back in the day.

It's too bad because SUWA had won the UDG belt and was about to get his big run at the top until he got injured a couple months into his reign, and by the time he was healthy Ultimo was on his way out and CIMA had the belt again before they rebranded to DG. I don't think SUWA would've stuck around otherwise, because he talked poo poo about the company after he left, but it would've been cool to see how far he would've gone.

The good thing of the fallout between SUWA & DG was at least that his NOAH run rocked. And then we even got SUWA challenging Danielson for the ROH World Title in one of those 2006 UK shows (the night after the insane match with Nigel)

# ? Oct 3, 2023 09:20

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Pretape of the year: Toni Storm becomes TIMELESS, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

She keeps escalating

# ? Oct 5, 2023 01:52

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

mid-match talking of the year: toni storm, in her match vs skye blue on the 10/4/2023 dynamite

# ? Oct 5, 2023 02:43

Deathlove: Feb 20, 2003; Pillbug

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:07

Ivypls: Aug 24, 2019

Deathlove posted:

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:13

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Deathlove posted:

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:13

ShadowedFlames: Dec 26, 2009; Shoot this guy in the face.; Fallen Rib

Deathlove posted:

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

Nth.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:15

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Deathlove posted:

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

I'll nth this as the GFYOTY

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:20

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

way better than when Jericho tried to get GFY over

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:21

Punch McLightning: Sep 19, 2005; you know what that means; Grimey Drawer

Deathlove posted:

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:26

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Maxwell Lord posted:

Pretape of the year: Toni Storm becomes TIMELESS, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

She keeps escalating

flatluigi posted:

mid-match talking of the year: toni storm, in her match vs skye blue on the 10/4/2023 dynamite

Deathlove posted:

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

boy howdy

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Deathlove posted:

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOkJ54oqt5Q

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:37

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

flatluigi posted:

mid-match talking of the year: toni storm, in her match vs skye blue on the 10/4/2023 dynamite

for those who were sadly commercial'd during the show

https://twitter.com/KXNGAO/status/1709746809008975977

# ? Oct 5, 2023 03:39

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 14:59

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

flatluigi posted:

mid-match talking of the year: toni storm, in her match vs skye blue on the 10/4/2023 dynamite

Deathlove posted:

Promo of the Year: Christian Cage responds to Adam Copeland, AEW Dynamite 10/4/23

YEAH

# ? Oct 5, 2023 04:38

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