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grobbo posted:"we should not be bullied into agreeing that people can change their gender" may come across like grossly cynical transphobia, but the PM was actually referring to the school visit earlier this summer, when some boys put him in a headlock and gave him a noogie until he admitted to being a pretty princess. This post made me actually laugh out loud while sat alone eating a bacon sandwich (like that Ed Miliband!!!) so thanks for that What do you all eat for breakfast? I’m on bacon sarnies this week but it varies between that, cereal, pate and some sort of chutney on toast, and protein, banana and peanut butter smoothie. Variety is the spice of life and all. Im open to new ideas
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grobbo posted:"we should not be bullied into agreeing that people can change their gender" may come across like grossly cynical transphobia, but the PM was actually referring to the school visit earlier this summer, when some boys put him in a headlock and gave him a noogie until he admitted to being a pretty princess. Jakabite posted:This post made me actually laugh out loud
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Oct 5, 2023 11:47
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Jakabite posted:This post made me actually laugh out loud while sat alone eating a bacon sandwich (like that Ed Miliband!!!) so thanks for that Porridge and a slice of buttered sourdough, keep it simple keep it safe. I don't dig on swine
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Oct 5, 2023 11:50
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Jakabite posted:This post made me actually laugh out loud while sat alone eating a bacon sandwich (like that Ed Miliband!!!) so thanks for that I currently don't eat breakfast. In the past I've tried oatmeal with milk and lingonberry jam, oat pillow style cereal, a couple of those smooth-skinned avocadoes, plain yoghurt with sugar... oh, and at one point I just drank four raw eggs each morning. I'm not a morning food enthusiast
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I currently don't eat breakfast. In the past I've tried oatmeal with milk and lingonberry jam, oat pillow style cereal, a couple of those smooth-skinned avocadoes, plain yoghurt with sugar... oh, and at one point I just drank four raw eggs each morning. I'm not a morning food enthusiast You should have tried eating normal breakfast
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Oct 5, 2023 11:53
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Jakabite posted:What do you all eat for breakfast? I’m on bacon sarnies this week but it varies between that, cereal, pate and some sort of chutney on toast, and protein, banana and peanut butter smoothie. Variety is the spice of life and all. Im open to new ideas Greek yogurt, low sugar granola and fruit. Or baked beans on toast. Or scrambled eggs on toast.
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Oct 5, 2023 11:56
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Jakabite posted:This post made me actually laugh out loud while sat alone eating a bacon sandwich (like that Ed Miliband!!!) so thanks for that I make my breakfast the night before and bring it to work. Currently, I have two slices of toast with some cheese and two of the Tesco Finest Apple and Pork sausages. With a bit of sauce (normally Ballymaloe Relish or Ketchup. This morning it was Sweet Chilli.) Thats a good breakfast.
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I boil up a big pan of porridge for my family, then add in frozen blueberries at the end to cool it down. Sounds a bit utilitarian compared to the lavish bougie breakfasts of some other goons.
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The Question IRL posted:I make my breakfast the night before and bring it to work. That is a hell of a good breakfast. What type of cheese? I’ve been trying to work my way through all the different blue cheeses in Tesco. It’s St. Agur this week but nothing so far has beat Shropshire Blue E: blueberries eh? Someone’s been swapping their fruit ration books!!!
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Jakabite posted:This post made me actually laugh out loud while sat alone eating a bacon sandwich (like that Ed Miliband!!!) so thanks for that Granola, yoghurt and two cups of coffee normally. It’s about the only thing I can be bothered to make at that time of the morning!
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Oct 5, 2023 11:59
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Jakabite posted:
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Jakabite posted:This post made me actually laugh out loud while sat alone eating a bacon sandwich (like that Ed Miliband!!!) so thanks for that Cereal. Mostly corn flakes, shreddies, rice crispies. Well, the cheaper Aldi knock-offs of those cereals anyway.
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Weirdly if I don’t eat breakfast I can go all day on nothing and just have something for tea around 6, but if I do eat breakfast I’m always left absolutely ravenous by about 10am and just want to eat constantly throughout the day.
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forkboy84 posted:Cereal. Mostly corn flakes, shreddies, rice crispies. Well, the cheaper Aldi knock-offs of those cereals anyway. Username doesn't check out
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My breakfast consists of a lovely cup of tea and nothing else. I sometimes follow it with a second lovely cup of tea, but only on a really quiet day.
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pint of water, a coffee, and whatever the first chocolate bar in the cupboard is. snickers today. if there's no chocolate, welp, no breakfast just drinks.
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ItohRespectArmy posted:weetabix I have those wee little weetabix things with fruit and nut in them. They're tasty and don't suffer from soggy weetabix-ness as much
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History Comes Inside! posted:Weirdly if I don’t eat breakfast I can go all day on nothing and just have something for tea around 6, but if I do eat breakfast I’m always left absolutely ravenous by about 10am and just want to eat constantly throughout the day. More intelligent people (than me) could tell you why this is. I think the key it to eat something healthy first thing. Porridge oats/ banana like all the sensible people have been suggesting. Then you should be alright and not get really hungry mid morning. I only eat in the morning if I have to exercise. If I have anything that requires any sort of brain power to do I am far better on an empty stomach. e- Jippa fucked around with this message at 12:19 on Oct 5, 2023 |
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Jakabite posted:What do you all eat for breakfast? I’m on bacon sarnies this week but it varies between that, cereal, pate and some sort of chutney on toast, and protein, banana and peanut butter smoothie. Variety is the spice of life and all. Im open to new ideas Roll with some manner of cheese and cold meat (this week it's mozzarella and German salami, I call it the Roll of Steel), and a mug of tea.
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Jakabite posted:What do you all eat for breakfast?
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DreddyMatt posted:8 hrs ago Look you do not gotta hand it to Joe Rogan, but this bible dork will never be cool enough to do a podcast about smoking DMT and who would win in a fight between a chimp and Bruce Lee. edit: Cup of espresso, a digestive biscuit and a couple of rollies. Breakfast of champions keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Oct 5, 2023 |
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Lot of granola and yoghurt eaters. Maybe that will be next week’s breakfast for ol’ Jakabite. Anyone ever had a cheese and jam sandwich? Not a misspelling. Usually some sort of emmental type cheese on a crusty roll. I invented it at a breakfast buffet once and it’s great.
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EvilHawk posted:I have those wee little weetabix things with fruit and nut in them. They're tasty and don't suffer from soggy weetabix-ness as much Suffer?
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History Comes Inside! posted:Weirdly if I don’t eat breakfast I can go all day on nothing and just have something for tea around 6, but if I do eat breakfast I’m always left absolutely ravenous by about 10am and just want to eat constantly throughout the day. Jippa posted:More intelligent people could tell you why this is. I think the key it to eat something healthy first thing. Porridge oats/ banana like all the sensible people have been suggesting. Then you should be alright and not get really hungry mid morning. The way it was explained to me, feeling hungry is a result of blood sugar levels dropping rather than what's actually in your stomach. So for example if you ate a massive bar of chocolate for breakfast you'd get a quick jump in blood sugar, then a while later it will dip again and you'd feel really hungry. If you eat nothing at all then your blood sugar remains relatively low and doesn't really 'dip'. You might still feel hungry but it's much less noticeable. It's why a lot of diet and fitness programmes like to push protein-based food, as that gives a more steady blood sugar level compared to anything with carbs that will rise & fall more quickly.
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Jakabite posted:Anyone ever had a cheese and jam sandwich? Not a misspelling. Usually some sort of emmental type cheese on a crusty roll. I invented it at a breakfast buffet once and it’s great. My mum used to make cheese and jam toasties, they were great, except for the tongue burns. (not sure what you call grilled sandwich makers here... Snackwiches?)
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Chubby Henparty posted:My mum used to make cheese and jam toasties, they were great, except for the tongue burns. Toastie makers? Brevilles?
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Jakabite posted:Lot of granola and yoghurt eaters. Maybe that will be next week’s breakfast for ol’ Jakabite. Tbf, most chutneys and chilli jams are quite sweet, so I can see it working
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Jakabite posted:... This week so far it has been humous with a cheese roll (run out of those Lidl luxuries tomorrow), then i'll be on bagels with strawberry jam for 15 days after that, then it will be tortilla wraps (filling tbd) until November lands and i do my one & only monthly shop again. Tasty enough for me but not what i'd call exciting.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Toastie makers? Brevilles? Which reminded me it's about that time of year to take out the occult device that ends up at the back of a drawer in something like 60% of British households and you're never quite sure how you got one. 
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Failed Imagineer posted:Toastie makers? Brevilles? I'd say toastie but seems to get mixed up with single-slice-plus-cheese-in-the-oven a lot
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https://twitter.com/KayBurley/status/1709840600537710936 It's frustrating when you watch journalists do their job properly, because you're reminded what a poo poo job they do most of the other times
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The Question IRL posted:I make my breakfast the night before and bring it to work. How do you make toast the night before?
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Apple juice, coffee and Belvita. I have to get up to inject a diabetic cat a few hours earlier so by the time I've got back to sleep and woken up again my body thinks its the middle of the night and that's about all I can manage.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:How do you make toast the night before? With a toaster I’d imagine
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Jakabite posted:This post made me actually laugh out loud while sat alone eating a bacon sandwich (like that Ed Miliband!!!) so thanks for that Depending on my budget & mood, one of the following: - buttered & marmited toast & cereal - yogurt with blueberries, walnuts & honey - poached eggs on buttered & marmited toast And if I've been VERY productive & prepared: - gallo pinto wraps. Black beans, onion, peppers, sweetcorn, & scrambled eggs, in wraps. From the National Geographic "Blue Zones" article, they say that the combo of black beans & corn provides all the aminos acids the body uses to repair muscle damage, and that people who eat this for breakfast every day have physical ages ~10 years younger than cohorts of the same age who don't regularly eat them. And with all of the above, coffee with a bit of almond milk. I'm a #breakfastboy
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night before oats in water frozen fruit, in bowl, in fridge morning of cinnamon, on oats then fruit sometimes peanut butter
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Hasn't the "Blue Zone" stuff been shown to strongly correlate with areas where official birth certification wasn't a thing, and as soon as that gets normalised the effect is largely reduced? I mean, a Mediterranean diet with plenty of fish and olive oil and minimal complex carbs is probably good regardless, so whatever
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mrpwase posted:night before That sounds delicious so sweet and so cold
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Has anyone heard a peep out of Keith this week about the rotten railway or the general Tory shitshow ?
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https://twitter.com/TheNewsAgents/status/1709876552471650410 Post-natal abortions should be a thing imo  On the cosplaying deacon, I did a bit more archive.org digging and found his other main twitter account @calvinrobinhood which he deleted in 2023. This is what the account looked like in 2021:  And from that we find an early TV slot for Calvin, pre-GBNews https://twitter.com/xMaccabix/status/1272603062318837761 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Oct 5, 2023 |
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