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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

emfive posted:

no it's going to be really good, the eggplant thing sounds bizarre but you have to trust me

Trust no one only tup

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Feels ominous, this morning

the orange Cat of Pain is certainly hiding from the thunder here, I haven't seen him

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
Good morning, ominous morning.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

parody idea: The Scum Also Rises

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

ArmZ posted:

parody idea: The Scum Also Rises

To Have And Have a Whole loving Lot More

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

porn parody idea: The Cum Also Rises

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

WrasslorMonkey posted:

porn parody idea: The Cum Also Rises

Diddlemarch

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Red Baron posted:

any book worth its salt is turned into at least one show or movie, reading remains for the suckers and children farming for pizza

another good point

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

SirPablo posted:

Trust no one only tup

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

In solidarity with Buddykins I have also pissed my bed

thats disappointing to hear. we expect it out of buddykins but you? not good

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Red Baron posted:

any book worth its salt is turned into at least one show or movie, reading remains for the suckers and children farming for pizza

when I was very young I read "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" and then I saw the movie and I was deeply offended by how much the film trashed the story.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vevyf7blQ-4&pp=ygUaQXJyZXN0ZWQgZGV2ZWxvbWVudCBkb2N0b3I%3D

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

emfive posted:

To Have And Have a Whole loving Lot More

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

porn parody idea: The Cum Also Rises


emfive posted:

Diddlemarch

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



i refinished a wooden cutting board I found a long while ago --- it is looking mighty fine

I can't wait for this time next year - we gonna be trump'n so good.

Very exciting!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Middlemarch is a really good book btw, it's very long but when I first read it by the time I was like 20 pages in I was already sad that it was going to end

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Fox has totally given up on Ron DeSanctimonious, and is on their next “journey” pushing Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley, who stated loudly and often that “President TRUMP was a GREAT President, and I would NEVER run against him.” Well, so much for that! Fox & Friends just put on a hand picked Haley acolyte who absolutely gushed Birdbrain. It was really something to behold, so obvious and lame. Oh well, we took out Ron, a far less talented person than people originally believed, Crooked Joe is down to “us” by 11 Points, and now we have to focus on one of the most overrated people I know, Nikki. This reminds me of 2016 all over again, when Globalist Murdoch pushed Jeb, and all others, as they fell like flies. After beating Hillary, he then called me and said, “Hi, what a great win. So proud of you.” Such sincerity! But don’t worry? When Fox ratings drop still further, you can bet on the fact that they’ll be back - they really have no choice. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

The ridiculous A.G. case against me in New York, brought by the Racist and Incompetent Peekaboo James, is being studied and mocked all over the World. Companies are Fleeing! It, and the highly political, Trump Hating Judge, are DESTROYING the Image and Reputation of the New York State Legal System & Courts. I don’t even get a Jury! All of this while MURDERS & VIOLENT CRIME HIT UNIMAGINABLE RECORDS! This is sooo bad for New York. HELP! The respected Commercial Division, where it should have been sent in the first place, must take over this “sh.. show.”

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

I’m in a rat’s nest of NEW YORK DEMOCRAT CORRUPTION, a reason so many companies are leaving New York, our Racist Attorney General filled a lawsuit whose facts and VALUATIONS are wrong, like $18,000,000 for Mar-a-Lago, when it is worth, perhaps, 100 times that amount, and numerous other properties, likewise, that this case is a political SHAM that should never have been brought. I DON’T EVEN GET A JURY - Therefore, a Radical Left Judge, who came up through Democrat Club System, will decide. It is not possible that he can be fair. Every decision he makes has been a horror show. It is why I do the set asides with the media - To explain the case, and what is going on. Our CORRUPT, RACIST, & INCOMPETENT A.G., Letitia “Peekaboo” James, considered the WORST ATTORNEY GENERAL IN THE UNITED STATES, refused to bring this case under the respected “Commercial Division,” where judges understand Valuations and Real Estate. This Trump Hating Judge doesn’t. The Appellant Division must intercede, NOW!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

So interesting to watch Crooked Joe Biden break every environmental law in the book to prove that I was right when I built 560 miles (they incorrectly state 450 in story!) of brand new, beautiful border wall. As I have stated often, over thousands of years, there are only two things that have consistently worked, wheels, and walls! Will Joe Biden appolgize to me and America for taking so long to get moving, and allowing our country to be flooded with 15 million illegals immigrants, from places unknown. I will await his apology!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

I am running for President, have a 62 Point lead over Republicans, and am up on Crooked Joe Biden, despite the Democrat Party’s massive Law-fare, Weaponization, and Election Interference efforts, by 4 to 11 Points, but will do whatever is necessary to help with the Speaker of the House selection process, short term, until the final selection of a GREAT REPUBLICAN SPEAKER is made - A Speaker who will help a new, but highly experienced President, ME, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

I am running for President, have a 62 Point lead over Republicans, and am up on Crooked Joe Biden, despite the Democrat Party’s massive Law-fare, Weaponization, and Election Interference efforts, by 4 to 11 Points, but will do whatever is necessary to help with the Speaker of the House selection process, short term, until the final selection of a GREAT REPUBLICAN SPEAKER is made - A Speaker who will help a new, but highly experienced President, ME, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

man somebody forgot to pour from the orange pot

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I'll get more votes than Biden - perhaps 100% to 1000% more! It is impossible to say. But the voters will be happy!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

HELP!!

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I wonder if there is some filing his lawyers could make to get the appellate courts to intercede

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
euphronius I have a rescue question

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think they already did the recuse thing

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

if you need to snort pills in your thirties to keep up with the kids I have a suggestion that will allow you to stop doing at least two of the crimes you’re currently committing

it will, however, hurt your reputation amongst libertarians

the crimes are…having children…playing with them…and being thirty?

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

teump has been trying to tell us about wheels and walls for thousands of years

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Is this the thread about Trump’s dump truck rear end? Asking for a friend.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Still won't sue Sasha Baron Cohen

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1709898124754354510

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



I meant to post a picture.

Trmmmb

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

AppleNippleBOB posted:

I meant to post a picture.

Trmmmb


That looks great, how much did you have to take off? My cutting board deserves this treatment.

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

colonelwest posted:

Is this the thread about Trump’s dump truck rear end? Asking for a friend.



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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



So uh I guess they bumped my PTO accrual rate because I went to book time off for Thanksgiving and I have 131 hours?

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