Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

lol these people really thought they were doing a Lexington and Concord by booking private flights and staying at a nice hotel in Virginia

Brainwreck posted:

https://twitter.com/Cudalla/status/1709671434057117767

skaboomizzy posted:

man they really are giving Gaetz the ol' Madison Cawthorn treatment

you love to see it

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

The Nastier Nate posted:

the silver lining for me is that if your able to clear (what should be) some very low bars like not living with your parents, and having a car and half decent job, you can clean up on the dating apps

from my conversations with single women my age, the number of single men in their 30s and 40s that live with their parents is waaaaay higher then you think it is

a.lo posted:

I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER GETTING MY FIRST MCRIB WHEN I GOT MY OWN PLACE. AFTER WORK I STOPPED BY MCDONALDS TO ORDER THE MCRIB BUT THIS WAS ALSO THE SAME NIGHT WHEN DONALD TRUMP IS OUTPERFORMING IN THE ELECTION AND EVENTUALLY WINNING THE PRESIDENT-ELECT SLOT. I WAS SO DEPRESSED AND DISGUSTED THAT I LOST MY APPETITE AND COULDN'T EVEN ENOJY THE MCRIB AND THREW IT AWAY. I WILL ALWAYS REMMBER THAT NIGHT AND NOW PERMANTLY SCARED FROM THE ORDEAL THAT I AM VERY HESITANT TO ORDER THE MCRIB COMBO EVER AGAIN

Bethamphetamine posted:

On CNN Wednesday night Mullin described Gaetz as "a guy the media didn't give the time of day to after he was accused of sleeping with an underage girl. And there's a reason why no one in the [Republican] conference came and defended him, because we had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor that all of us had walked away, of the girls that he had slept with.

He bragged about how he would crush E.D. medicine and chase it with the with an energy drink so he could go all night."

Vim Fuego posted:

Always wondered what happened with the OPEN PALM SLAM guy

a.lo posted:

La Beast here and today on the table I have purchased 30 mcribs and with the help of this blender I will be liquefying all of them and drinking it out of the world's biggest beer glass

a.lo posted:

La Beast here and today on the table I have purchased 30 mcribs and with the help of this blender I will be liquefying all of them and drinking it out of the world's biggest beer glass

colonelwest posted:

I was living in the DC suburbs back in 2021 near both a hotel and a metro station. On Jan 6th I was out for a morning walk in my neighborhood, when I noticed four boomers in a rental car driving around in circles. Eventually they pulled over and panickedly asked me where the metro station was because they needed to take a train into the city. Apparently they thought that a random office building in my neighborhood with the word metro in the name was the actual station, and they tried to enter it but the doors were locked. I gave them directions and as they were driving away I noticed that one of the dudes in the back had a MAGA hat on. I had no idea at the time, but I guess that I inadvertently added four more morons to the riot.

DesertIslandHermit posted:

Did you know the first time Nestor was brought up was when Gaetz was trying to counter someone saying that Republicans don’t raise non-white kids lol

AxGrap posted:

AxGrap posted:

a.lo posted:

La Beast here and today on the table I have purchased 30 mcribs and with the help of this blender I will be liquefying all of them and drinking it out of the world's biggest beer glass

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I certainly harbor no illusions. Had I not gone into the tech field (and not been living with my then-girlfriend-now-wife right out of college to split rent with so I could pay $1500 loan payments for drat near 7 years to clear my debt) I would be in the same situation. We even managed to get in on those 3% mortgage rates at just the right time

I look at people and just feel so goddamned guilty that I lucked my way into the "easy mode" career path. I harbor no illusions that the difference between me and my younger brother is a matter of intelligence or effort or anything meritocratic and it just seems so damned absurd to me that there are people just like me and him across the country both thinking "yeah I deserve this"

Louisgod posted:

la beast's real name is Kevin....... I don't know if that's problematic or not

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I grew up poor as hell with seven other kids in a shack in the hills, dropped out of high school, worked in utility construction for a long time, worked call center jobs for a long time, and was broke as gently caress into my thirties. I don’t feel guilty at all about touching computers now

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Previous kevin discussions have described that Kevins are not to be take seriously in political contexts.
LA Best is not a politician, but an entertainer. So being a kevin might be a productive status.

emfive posted:

OK so here's the ingredients (mostly) for the top secret pizza sauce



A can of tomatoes, some garlic, also garlic powder, black pepper, an anchovy or two, some random not-spicy peppers from the back yard, some random cherry tomatoes that are close to being rotten, some basil and some oregano.

That will all go into a big blender and then through this:



A normal seive to filter out seeds and stuff, and then a super-fine seive to allow the moisture from the tomato mush to seep out and collect in the container below. I'll take a pic when that process has started, it's a key to the whole thing. The tomato goop in the fine seive will be what goes on the pizza, and the liquid (which is definitely very tomato-flavored even though it's almost clear) will be what the eggplant and maybe dried mushrooms get poached in.

euphronius posted:

what if we just made migrating legal ??

VideoKid posted:

ok but what if you are a normal person who doesn’t have a bunch of alchemy tools to make a pizza?

emfive posted:

OK so here's the ingredients (mostly) for the top secret pizza sauce



A can of tomatoes, some garlic, also garlic powder, black pepper, an anchovy or two, some random not-spicy peppers from the back yard, some random cherry tomatoes that are close to being rotten, some basil and some oregano.

That will all go into a big blender and then through this:



A normal seive to filter out seeds and stuff, and then a super-fine seive to allow the moisture from the tomato mush to seep out and collect in the container below. I'll take a pic when that process has started, it's a key to the whole thing. The tomato goop in the fine seive will be what goes on the pizza, and the liquid (which is definitely very tomato-flavored even though it's almost clear) will be what the eggplant and maybe dried mushrooms get poached in.

neutral milf hotel posted:

gently caress yeah

https://twitter.com/sarahnferris/status/1709972894871073285