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Juul-Whip posted:see this is why theres demand for "CSPAM threads that belong in GBS" - because GBS posters are too stupid and uptight to recognize and enjoy one of the most common types of jokes, at the expense of one of the most repulsive public figures on the planet No one here cares about sarcastic posts. We just don’t want page after page spamming “Elon musk ftw” like a bunch of loving 7th graders. They have an entire forum for that kind of boring bullshit.
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Oct 5, 2023 22:07
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shut up
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Oct 5, 2023 22:08
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Bottom Liner posted:No one here cares about sarcastic posts. We just don’t want page after page spamming “Elon musk ftw” like a bunch of loving 7th graders. They have an entire forum for that kind of boring bullshit. What Would Elon Do?
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Oct 5, 2023 22:08
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please stop reporting the unironic musk stan bigot chud. we're looking into this. the gbs moderation staff is in talks with the administration right now. thank you everyone for your patience. we'll be closing the thread on tuesday
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Oct 5, 2023 22:08
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he got rid of the headlines because it makes it more like reddit, which he loves
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Bottom Liner posted:No one here cares about sarcastic posts. We just don’t want page after page spamming “Elon musk ftw” like a bunch of loving 7th graders. They have an entire forum for that kind of boring bullshit. 
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Oct 5, 2023 22:09
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"Sarcastically, I'm in charge" - Elon MuskoX.
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Oct 5, 2023 22:10
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thathonkey posted:sub micron accuracy. pixel perfect 
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Oct 5, 2023 22:11
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each post in each of the musk threads is as worthwhile as any other
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Oct 5, 2023 22:12
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this trick is pixel perfect if it fails i could lose X
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Oct 5, 2023 22:13
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he’s nailing these pixel perfect tricks in his lowtax speedrun, i think he can actually do it
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Oct 5, 2023 22:15
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I lost my X down the slippery south park slope of bigotry
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Oct 5, 2023 22:16
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Juul-Whip posted:see this is why theres demand for "CSPAM threads that belong in GBS" - because GBS posters are too stupid and uptight to recognize and enjoy one of the most common types of jokes, at the expense of one of the most repulsive public figures on the planet the premise isn't inherently unfunny but there's no joke in the execution it's just lazy so it amounts to annoying noise. repeating the same bad joke 100x doesn't make it funnier
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Oct 5, 2023 22:18
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 maybe Elon is just cutting a promo for google
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Oct 5, 2023 22:19
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MunchE posted:the premise isn't inherently unfunny So few understand this.
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Oct 5, 2023 22:20
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Elon Musk’s X is a black hole of value https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/elon-musks-x-is-black-hole-value-2023-10-03/ X is still worth something, but not for the people running it. Boss Linda Yaccarino is set to present her plans for the social network formerly known as Twitter to bankers holding nearly $13 billion of its debt, the Financial Times reported. Looming over talks is the likelihood that X’s value is substantially less than even that figure. Despite Musk’s big pronouncements about pushing into subscriptions, X has historically relied on advertising, which contributed over 90% of revenue when it was a public company. But that business is spiraling, and the platform’s shifting policies could threaten more branding deals. In July, Musk posted that cash flow was negative because of a 50% drop in advertising sales. Put it all together, and X isn’t just worth less than Musk paid for it, but likely less than its debt. Assume that the company’s revenue last year was $4.7 billion, based on results before it was taken private. If advertising has dropped by half, then this year’s sales should be a bit over $2.5 billion. Put that on the same enterprise-value-to-sales multiple as Snap, which is down to a mere 3 times, and X is worth around $8 billion. The company is so far covering its hefty interest payments of $300 million per quarter, and Yaccarino sees profitable days ahead. But between Musk’s impromptu product shifts and the need to woo back advertisers, her task is daunting. If things deteriorate further, the company’s bankers - already nursing billions in on-paper losses - face the prospect of taking back the keys to a diminished platform that is worth less than even their claim on it. Like a financial black hole, X threatens to consume most of whatever value it once had. 
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Oct 5, 2023 22:21
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16-Bit Butthead is bad and he should feel bad. https://twitter.com/MattBinder/stat...%5Es1_&ref_url=
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Oct 5, 2023 22:27
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i've solved the riddle, it's the media who tells only lies and elon who tells only truths
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Oct 5, 2023 22:31
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he removed the headlines from news articles to protect you from clickbait on x, formerly twitter
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Oct 5, 2023 22:34
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Oct 5, 2023 22:34
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How do I get To X without typing in Twitter.com
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Oct 5, 2023 22:39
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https://www.x.com
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this isnt goatse... reported
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Oct 5, 2023 22:41
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no that really is the site with the giant gaping rear end in a top hat
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Oct 5, 2023 22:42
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That's xcom baby
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Oct 5, 2023 22:46
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Red posted:Bsky code, post when you take it: Thank you for the rescue.
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Oct 5, 2023 22:47
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If you think about it, there's no reason anyone should ever follow a link away from X, the everything app. Do Instagram one better and ban them entirely.
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Oct 5, 2023 22:57
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kazil posted:
Twitter CEO talking to advertisers? Isn’t that illegal? 🤣
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Oct 5, 2023 23:00
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satanic splash-back posted:What Would Elon Do? Probably keep posting the same glib response over and over while a bunch of irony-poisoned morons insist it's funny.
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Bad Purchase posted:i've solved the riddle, it's the media who tells only lies and elon who tells only truths What if Elon was lying when he said the media only lies?
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Oct 5, 2023 23:11
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No see you just don’t get the joke if you say the opposite of what you mean that’s irony and therefore funny and if anyone thinks it isn’t you just call them uptight and that’s funny too Signed me, Justin Rolland (lol pickle Rick!)
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Oct 5, 2023 23:12
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Time_pants posted:Probably keep posting the same glib response over and over while a bunch of irony-poisoned morons insist it's funny. 
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Oct 5, 2023 23:13
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Elon should listen to sick puppies
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E the Shaggy posted:16-Bit Butthead is bad and he should feel bad. How the hell can he get a before screenshot, the change is already done. Also, I just can't believe this change. It's just....it's just so DUMB. Now it's just photos with no context. How is that better even from an idiot's standpoint? IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Oct 5, 2023 |
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Oct 5, 2023 23:16
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F-f-f-freestyler, rock the microphone
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IBroughttheFunk posted:How the hell can he get a before screenshot, the change is already done. My theory is that it’s to increase click-through (so you can see what the article’s about) to help ad revenue. It’s dumb as gently caress and won’t work but it’s the only logic I can even sort of see making any sense even to Musk’s addled, under-developed brain tubes
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Oct 5, 2023 23:21
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IBroughttheFunk posted:How the hell can he get a before screenshot, the change is already done. They tipped it earlier when they announced it. Some dumbshit engineer calculated they can show 8% more tweets or whatever on the same screen by eliminating the headlines so they think they'll get 8% more revenue
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Oct 5, 2023 23:23
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Less vertical space means you gotta scroll less to see more ads! Another successful day on x dot com, the everything com!
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IBroughttheFunk posted:How the hell can he get a before screenshot, the change is already done. on the website where he repeatedly asks people to post entire articles
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