[Trump] I'm OD'd on trump! I turn on the television trump, trump, trump

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how long does trump go to jail for?
	life
	no jail time
	elected president from a jail cell
	goku

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

https://twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/1710000440958505289

Lmao, ok this is pretty good

I also can�t wait for Trump to eat poo poo in NYC. He�s going to be apoplectic.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:12

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# ? May 27, 2024 17:17

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

petit choux posted:

Oh hi, Lumpentroll, so nice to see you and hoping all is well with your miserable rear end while I've been out. I've missed you and all the trumo thread posters, and it has taken an effort of will to stop reading the thread, just because I'm lonesome. I'm hoping that as the election nears and as things get more dire for the US people will start posting on topic a little and I won't feel as conflicted about posting here.

you got my pasta invite right? come over for pasta, there's always pasta here. You can meet the dolls.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:12

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Qurnah posted:

it sucks imo

you fucker

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:13

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Godlessdonut posted:

Eternal President Trump

It is the 3rd Millennium. For more than a decade The Donald has sat immobile on the Golden Escalator. He is the Master of America by the will of the people...

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:14

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

I sold my house. Also I forgot to fill out a wire authorization form so the closing company still has my money . whoops

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:16

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

Turdfuzz posted:

i lost a loved one not too long ago too n all i'll say is you'll get over it Toxoplasmid
i don't mean that in a heartless or insensitive way tho
the human brain is like super used to loving tragedy after tragedy cuz that's all our lives are
i hope this helps? i'm not good at this

Turdfuzz I probably owe you an apology too, it has been kinda disheartening to see the thread turn more into a hugbox and so little content posting, but nonetheless you have been consistent and kept posting, FWIW. Much that is terrible we do not know. Much that is beautiful we shall still discover. Let's sail till we come to the edge.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:17

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1710039110398910688
:woop:

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1710039110398910688

totally insane lol

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:18

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1709943919851737226

weird pet peeve, but I hate the soft, vague language of social media stuff like "it goes about as well as you expect"

just say "it goes terribly. She's absolutely tone-deaf."

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:20

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Can't imagine why banks won't give him more money

quote:

In April, an arbitration panel ordered Lindell to pay $5 million for losing his �Prove Mike Wrong� 2020 election challenge, in which participants were asked to find proof that his cyber data was not valid data from the November 2020 election, as he�d contended it was.

�For the people who find the evidence, 5 million is their reward,� the contest said.

Software developer Robert Zeidman won the challenge, but Lindell refused to pay. Lindell is now challenging the arbitration panel's ruling.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:21

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I sold my house. Also I forgot to fill out a wire authorization form so the closing company still has my money . whoops

I know how that feels but I still am very disappointed in you.

My last wire for a sale took a weekend to land and I was kind-of stuck to the ceiling. (It was my mom's condo which she bought because she was insane.)

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:21

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1710039110398910688

long enough for the crazies to learn about the line of succession and attempt/do the needful

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:21

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I sold my house. Also I forgot to fill out a wire authorization form so the closing company still has my money . whoops

thank you mr president

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:22

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; You must pay the price for this post.

Gonna vote for trump because I can't vote for my first pick, Osama bin laden

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:23

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; You must pay the price for this post.

Thanks OBAMNA

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:23

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/JennaEllisEsq/status/1710039110398910688

lmao

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:24

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

It's up on Fox's website now.

quote:

"I have been asked to speak as a unifier because I have so many friends in Congress," Trump told Fox News Digital. "If they don’t get the vote, they have asked me if I would consider taking the speakership until they get somebody longer-term, because I am running for president."

"They have asked me if I would take it for a short period of time for the party, until they come to a conclusion—I’m not doing it because I want to—I will do it if necessary, should they not be able to make their decision," Trump said.

...

Trump stressed that if Republicans cannot come to a consensus, he would take the speakership for a short "30, 60, or 90-day period."

"I would only do it for the party," he said, stressing that his focus is on his presidential campaign.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-accept-speakership-for-short-period-republicans-decide-permanent-replacement

Dare we pray for Three Months of Trump?

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:25

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

Scott Forstall posted:

long enough for the crazies to learn about the line of succession and attempt/do the needful

don't worry harris is never anywhere near biden or in public for unrelated reasons.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:25

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

please god if you actually exist make this poo poo happen

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:26

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Can the speaker issue subpoenas? Judge Eragon... your Speaker needs you in Washington!

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:27

nikosoft: Dec 17, 2011; ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse; College Slice

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I sold my house. Also I forgot to fill out a wire authorization form so the closing company still has my money . whoops

Congrats, hoping to have mine fixed up to get on market by Nov. 15 years of putting off fixing poo poo is coming home to roost now, it's been an awful experience.

# ? Oct 5, 2023 22:28